Not my type, but it may be yours.

I decided to visit Deans Gold, frankly just because I hadn't been before. And I hadn't been because I just thought it was not a club for me. Long story short I was right, but it may just be the club for you.

I arrived at Deans a little after midnight on a Thursday between Christmas & New Year, so I figured people were partying this week. 5.00 to park my own car, and $15.00, so it's 20 bucks before I walk in the door. There is only one club who can willingly, tax me like that and they have a plethora of big asses waiting on me when I walk in, so Deans better deliver. (I also paid 8.00 for a domestic beer, and 13.00 for what was certainly a "dancer drink" price so it is a fairly expensive club).

Because this sells itself as a Gentleman's club I'm going to compare this to Scarlett's and Solid Gold Pompano, similar clubs. The club itself is fairly well appointed, but in kind of a cheesy way. The club is kind of long and thin, with not much bar seating. Most of the seating was packed when I came in, and could only find a frankly uncomfortable bar seat towards the front. Walk in there is a decently sized two pole stage to your right. One elevated stage behind that, and a further one back in a VIP area. Four dancers total working on stage, although often lulls, while one waits for the next dancer to arrive. I didn't think the seating set up was very good, if you wanted to enjoy the stage show, but honestly the there was not much stage show to be had. Dances on stage kind of lackluster, with only a few putting forward any oomph. The music is rock and general pop dance music. Not much of an urban flavour, and the volume is a bit lower than most clubs. A good number of customers & some dancers were Russian, which makes sense for the neighborhood, but is somewhat unique for South Florida on a whole. The dancers wear short tight dresses. More revealing than the evening gowns of Solid Gold, but obviously less so than the bikinis at nearby Tootsies. Nevertheless you can see what a girl is working with. Dancers themselves are mostly latin (Cuban seeming for the most part), with some whites (some of which Eastern European), and a handful of AAs. Some of what I'm including as whites may have been in fact whiter looking/seeming Latinas. What I thought I'd find at Scarlett's, sticks with big fake tits, is what I found here. This is not a place for an assman, like myself or the guy who is into the curvier woman. Lots of taller girls too. I saw maybe one time someone getting a table dance, but I didn't see much of this, nor get the price.