Home of the Monsters

I know this is going to sound like a club ad. You are about to read a stupendous review of a club that generally gets shitty reviews. But if anyone has read my reviews, this place is my spot, and on this Friday afternoon this spot was hitting on all cylinders.

I arrived at the Doral Booby Trap at about 5pm on Friday. No parking fee (which I didn’t expect) and cover was 20.00. A daytime cover is unheard of here, much less one of 20.00, but that is the tax you pay for the unique experience of Booby Trap Doral. I’ve been here many times at night, but only had one other day time visit which was underwhelming. Walked in from the afternoon daylight and once I walked through the doors, it was a Friday night vibe – well not quite Friday night, were mongering lost its place to the mixed crowd party vibe. There was already a decent crowd there, and plenty of girls. I presume getting there even earlier at 4 would have worked. I got a beer which was 9.00 (so much for happy hour). And this is a club with a pretty strong tip walk and the girls began hitting me up immediately. The stage rotation was a bit random, as there could be from one to three girls on the main stage at a time with no rhyme or reason why. Additionally at some point they also brought a timbale player up on stage who played to the DJ’s music while the girls also danced. The DJ was a little more animated than your usual day shift club fare, so songs were occasionally shorter than normal, and more difficult than normal to determine the ending of a song. The girls actually dance on stage, so if you like to see some ass shaking on stage, rather than bored girls just going through the motion, this is a good place. A bit later it was someone’s birthday, and a bunch of girls were all on stage together in some sort of mass booty exhibition. Saw this as I came out of the dance room and it clearly captured my attention. Somewhere between 30 and 40 girls, but really hard to get a good count as some girls never left from booths. The girls are exclusively Latina (maybe one AA, but until they open their mouths they might be Latinas as well). Mostly Cuban but not exclusively, as I’ll discuss below.

So lets look at the math. 20.00 cover & 9.00 beer on a dayshift, plus a pretty strong tip walk and a DJ playing songs short. Also the girls can get a bit lazy, and look to hang out in the booths for tips and to drink and smoke hookah. So far this is a pain in the ass club. Why would anyone come here? and this is the reason. If you are into the “instagram body” in the Latina form, this is the spot. While not all girls are full of ass and tits, and you can find some skinnier, softer, less curvy girls here. But if you are looking for ass in abundance this is the place. While the tip walk can be annoying, if there is a girl you like, you can actually get some pretty good grinding and definitely get your hands on the body. I’d done some clubbing this week, and while I had fun, I never was satiated by the ass & tits monsters that can be found at this club. I surveyed the club a bit and saw quite a few that I wanted. I hadn’t been to the trap since before Covid but I actually recognized one girl from the before times.