Reviews by goosman

There isn't too much to say that hasn't been already my reviews below so this will be a brief update with a little updates to the club and a little story. I arrived about 9:30 on…

Well my scientific studies researching La Culona finally got me to PT's. Reviews of this place here have been bad/weird, but I had to see for myself. In doing my pre-game research I found a…

With a little bit of time, a little bit of money, and a little bit of opportunity, I decided to give Stir Crazy another chance. I've been here twice before, had an ok time once,…

After conducting my very important scientific research at Booby Trap, and having my hypothesis validated, I left early and took the chance to check out Pink Pony. Big mistake. 5.00 entry, no parking fee so…

Based on the reviews I didn't know what to expect when I went into this club. And from what I saw, this is a club that you have to be up for/ready for, but if…

Somehow, Cheetah WPB showed up on my radar as a place I was interested in checking out. About 30 seconds after walking into the place, I lost my interest. Arrived a little after 1am on…

This is a long one, not quite Papi Chulo long, but its up there. This is a visit review, but more of a discussion as to what makes this an exceptional club in my opinion. I've…

I know the reviews of Bella's have either been bad or weird, but if the one constant in the reviews is thick booty latinas, then eventually I'm going to have to show up. First the…

For a couple of reasons, this place is easy for me so I keep coming back. Being relatively easy for me to get here, I want to find the sweet spot of this club and…

Tootsies is what it is, and while it is in fact a great club, there are some drawbacks to it. In pointing out the drawbacks, I don't mean to demean the club, because it IS…

I swung by DD's before hitting the trap, and noticed that there was a Sheriff's car there, which for a place like DD's is not a good sign. So after letting things cool down at…

After leaving Cheetah, I went over to the Trap. Decent amount of cars outside, but when I get in I've no idea what they were attached to. I used the coupon off of the website…

I had some free time after some Broward County work ended in the evening, so I took it as an opportunity to hit up the triangle. First stop was Cheetah Pompano. Never been here before.…

I left another club earlier, but wasn't looking to call the night, and after hearing some good things wanted to give Showgirls another shot. I drove past two other clubs, and the parking lots seemed…

Finally got around to getting to Playmates. 8.00 admission, though there is a free admission coupon on their website. Pay parking, although there is plenty of street parking. Beer was 6.00. There is one stage…

The club is a currently construction zone, and the road being under construction makes it worse. There is only a banner sign on the wall letting you know its the club. If you have a…

Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday evening is the type of club, where the waitresses are better looking than the dancers. Not to say that the dancers were bad, they were OK, its just the waitresses…

Sunday night at Diamond Dolls. I had a chance to make it here so I took advantage, even though I was worried about a Sunday night. I was surprised to see the amount of dancers…

With some free time and a little change to spend, I thought I'd check out Showgirls, which I'd driven past several times. The layout is not that bad, it is more of the traditional formal…

Really bad physical set up. Very little seating in the club, the bar seating is really tight. The second bar area, is around a corner from the main stage, so its almost a useless space.…