All It Takes is One

After some time yesterday with my CF who is a very petite framed girl, I being an ass man, still had an itch to scratch. Some stars lined up to put me around Showgirls to catch the after-work vibe. I’ve had a couple of bad to mediocre evening & night trips, but never seen it after work so I gave it a shot.

Got there around 5:30, no cover at the door and the girl there didn’t scan the ID, which I’ve seen them do before. Domestic beer was 3.75, and my change from a twenty was returned in ones, which is useful for this club. Upon entrance, it’s very dark, so much so that it is difficult to make out the talent. Particularly more so, in that most of the girls are sitting down, some with customers & some with groups. So it’s really difficult to see what is out there, until they get up on stage. Not too many people or dancers, but enough of each not to make either side feel awkward. Music was towards the rap side, and I never heard any reggaeton which is the soundtrack of the evening. Songs were about 3 minutes each, and the girls do a three dance set. 1st on the main stage in clothes, 2nd song nude, and third song they go to the back bar stage where some would stay nude & some would put their thongs back on. Each girl comes by on a tip walk after their dance, but it is limited to only the girl who actually just did a dance, so it isn’t as frequent and wallet draining as you’ll see in the Miami Booby Traps or Pink Pony. I would say about 15 dancers, but again difficult to tell with girls really not moving through the club, unless they are doing there tip walk. All girls were Cuban, save for a white girl and one AA (though one couldn’t discount her as being Cuban also, but I never heard her speak). I was only approached by one girl who was not doing a tip walk but asking for dances. And only one girl on a tip walk asked me if I wanted a dance. So it really is a low pressure club. I tend to think that I could have sat at my bar chair and really had no interaction with anyone aside from the tip walk. However, none of the talent is really impressing me. None of the girls were ugly, but none of them were doing it for me (again from what I could tell). Seemed like the same talent range of StirCrazy, with less tolerance for some of the sometimes less in shape girls that you will sometimes see at SC. Girls are mostly natural, but with a reasonable amount of plastic in the club. Certainly not like Diamond Dolls where every girls looks like a blow up doll. But I’m on an Ass mission, and nothing was really pulling my fancy in that direction. Finally I see a possible Letter S get on stage, but she seems boring up there, and not quite thick enough to really capture my attention. Fortunately, right after her a bleached blonde cubana who is thin but curvy at the same time gets up on stage. She wasn’t an ass monster, but through some tasteful but not over the top breast enhancements & Brazilian butt lift, had a nice curvy but slim frame (I think “slim thick” is what the kids call it). More importantly, she is one of the sexiest dancers on stage which adds to the interest (Ladies, being interesting on stage is sometimes a deal maker). She also seems really pretty, and when she is closer to me on the secondary stage I mentally pull the trigger on her. She comes by for the tip walk and I ask for a dance and she takes my offer up immediately (had she said she would come back AFTER she finished the tip walk, I would have lost interest). We go back to the benches, and she does wait for the next song to start (I appreciate the professionalism). She also offers up touching while we wait, which is also a nice touch. I’m not a guy who immediately starts pawing the girl, particularly when I feel myself consciously reviewing the place. But she grabbed my hands and put on ass and said she liked to be touched hard, so she was encouraging the traffic. She had one of those really gawdy waist tattoos, which I assume is just to hide surgery scarring, but other than that a very sexy girl. Dance was good, she gives me the ass that I’d been looking for, and it was an all around dance, in that you got a little of everything. You got boobs, you got ass, you got grinding, you got stick shifting, you got booty shake in front of you. She stopped after the first dance and told me that was one – again, a very professional move rather than just rolling on to the next. I tend to think that the dances would have gotten better had more time but put in with her. I got a second, and called it a day, as this was really just a recon mission. But a really positive ending for what had previously just been a “meh” club experience. Dances were $25 each, and she was appreciative of a tip on top of that (but asked me if I wanted change from the 60 I gave here, again a professional move).

Pros: This still is just a “meh” club for me, and not something that I would go out of my way for. But, you can find a diamond in the “meh” every now and again here. Had I really been looking to splurge on dances, I could have stayed with the blonde cubana all night and had a good time. Dance quality has always been good here. But if Showgirls is what is available to you, and you are not looking for extras (It’s never been offered to me here, but I believe it does exist), and can work with some 6-8 ranges (though my Cubana was probably a universal 9), than you can probably have an OK time here. If the chick I was with shows up on that 2 for 1 Tuesday, then that is probably the lap dance deal of the century. Also in praise of my dancer: Cuban dancers get a bad rap, and for good reason, but this one showed again there are some professionals out there who buck that trend. Lots of girls sitting with guys, so if you want a chick to hang out for a while that seemed to be available.