Reviews by goosman

Booby Trap Pompano, you've finally made a good impression on me...But is it real? I've visited this club on several occasions before, and have never been impressed. But there've been some good or interesting reviews lately,…

I was at Booby Trap Doral (a/k/a my favorite club, a/k/a where big asses vacuum money out of my life) a week or so following the hurricane, and noticed that the vibe was very different.…

Curiosity killed the cat. And a lust for La Culona (Girls with big booties), will drag a PL to a lot of weird places. I've read quite a few mediocre reviews of this place, but…

I had some time to kill before an evening party in the area so I thought I would take advantage & check out a club. I'd spent some decent money in Cheetah Hallandale earlier so…

Tootsie's really doesn't need any overall review in particular, but I thought there was some merit in sharing some lessons learned about the current club, so I thought I'd share. Also Badnews53 is the only…

At this point I've checked out all of the major clubs down here except for one big exception: Scarletts. I haven't checked Scarletts because the rep I heard for it was: it was a low…

I've been wanting to check out Club Climaxxx a while & finally had the stars align where I could make a visit so I passed through on a Sunday afternoon. I arrived at about 4:30.…

For a couple of different reasons Stir Crazy is a club that I really want to work. And because I want it to work, I've given it quite a few chances to prove itself, and…

Oh Boy where do I start. I've had some conversations with my mentor, the esteemed Papi Chulo about this club, and he's told me that this club is never going to be what I want…

For someone who is supposed to be taking a break right now, I've been clubbing pretty hard, and this is the first from a series of corresponding reviews. I won't go into the intimate details…

Continuing my drive after an absolutely terrible visit to another club, it was now in the 4AM hour, and after some good visits to Cheetah Hallendale during the day shift, I decided to pull off…

I've always wanted to give this place another shot, and giving this club a shot means purposefully bypassing Diamond Dolls, so Cheetah Pompano has to show me something. I arrived about 9:30 on Thursday, and…

Probably the end cap to my Diamond Dolls reviews. For all the times I've been here and multiple nights during the week and weekend, I've never been during the day. I already worried about how…

This is a bit different than one of my usual reviews. Really not much of an update from my previous review, but more of an endorsement. Since my last review I've been hitting this club…

With some time on my hands between work obligations & some PL lust in my heart, I decided to give Pink Pony another try. I pass by here occasionally, to see when this club has…

If you've read my previous posts, this is one of my go to clubs. However, prior to this I've only checked it at night, and we know that clubs are often different at different times.…

This is a couple of reviews from two visits a couple of weeks before the club was added. Not quite sure how to review a brand new club. But here goes. Booby Trap On the…

It was that time of the day where, I either sat in traffic on my way home, or I stopped, got a beer, saw some ass & titties, and waited out traffic a bit. After…

My scientific research for "La Culona" led me to the Pink Pony in Tampa. If you don't feel like reading the rest of the review, here is a two word summary "bad system". I arrived…

In town and I had to make a stop at Mons Venus. Now I know going in, that MV is not really my type of place, but it is such a legendary place that I…

Well a little opportunity on a Saturday evening let me on a PL chase. I drove by PT's but it looked too dead, I didn't want to take the risk. Headed up to Tootsies arrived…

I've pretty much said all that I think needs to be said about Booby Trap - Doral, so this review is a little bit of an update with some new thoughts, but mainly it's just…

So I gave PT's another shot, on a different night, a little later as an appetizer before hitting another club. This club has been described by none other than strip club Hugh Heffner, Luther Campbell…

This place has been reviewed a gillion times, so instead of a standard review that's been repeated a billion times before, I decided to continue my scientific research. My experiment, what happens when you send…

I readily understand that not all men will want a strip club, where you can find a bleached blonde Cuban with huge protruding bolt-ons, and a rock hard fake ass where each butt cheek looks…