Still the home of the Instagram body.

If you’ve read any of my prior reviews, I’m pretty much the only person who likes this club. This club pretty much serves a small niche of patrons: Those who are looking for Latinas with fat asses, in an urban club environment, and are willing to deal with/put up with a horrendous tip parade, a heavy cover at the door, and shitty customer service to service that niche. However, if you like the dancer type & club vibe that you can find in this club, then this is pretty much your go to. Unfortunately for me, this is what I like. And not having had a chance to get here in a while, I jumped on the opportunity when it arose Thursday night of Super Bowl week.

I got there a shade before midnight on a Thursday (into Friday). As soon as I walked in I saw guys who stuck out in the Trap, so it did seem like there was a little bit of Super Bowl traffic, and dudes who had no Idea what they were getting into. Just saw a strip club named Booby Trap, and said hey that sounds like fun. There didn’t seem to be any outside or traveling girls however. The dancers seemed like normal Trap fare, just maybe a bit more of them in number to capitalize on super bowl weekend. 3.00 to park, 20.00 entry. Standard booby trap shit.

One thing about the trap is there is a bit of money throwing, and this seemed to be a little more heightened on this night. Included in this are groups of guys who will get a bottle and set up in a both section in the rear of the club. My main lesson to anyone who visits the Trap is to grab a girl when you can, because while the lap dances tend to be better than average, and the girls hustle is harder than average, at the end of the day the Trap girls tend to be fucking lazy, and would rather hang out then work. My former CF (I guess a PF) who I’ve referred to as Mega #2 was there. She actually lost a lot of weight and has slimmed down/got really toned, so that her body just isn’t as nice as it used to be. So while I’ll still get dances from her out of sentimental value, there are going to be dancers more interesting to me in the club. Thankfully, she saved me the trouble because as soon as she got off stage she went straight back to one of the booths and stayed there all night. There the girls dance a little, get some money thrown occasionally, get on the free liquor and occasionally smoke some hookah. So, a girl you are looking for may end up over there, so when you have the chance strike don’t wait. There were to absolute brickshithouses, who were posted up with one dude at the bar all night. Never moved, never got on stage, just stayed there. Not sure doing what exactly, but occasionally I’d see money thrown in the air in their vicinity. Also random thought, there were a lot of banging customers. I don’t know if they were off duty dancers or what, but a good number of them could have given the Trap girls a run for their money. I finally see one I want who is just my type. In the past I’ve called them “Letter S” girls, but to make my meaning a little more universal, I’ll call them girls with the Instagram bodies. Anyway get her for a dance and she is fun. By the second dance she actually stands me up, and goes into the lap dance booth, with her doggy style, to sort of give me a lap dance from the back while I stand up. This was fucking excellent, for all 20 seconds it lasted. The bouncer came and broke that shit up, apparently the guy has to sit down. Didn’t know that was a rule, but it is. The bouncers are unobtrusive, but if they seems like something is amiss, they will step in (on a prior visit the dancer was positioned as if she was giving me a BJ. She wasn’t but the bouncer had to check – but other than on these two occasions I’ve never seen bouncers involved – except for that time I saw them drag a dude out, but that’s a different issue). Anyway got 3 from her, for 90 including the tip which she seemed to appreciate. A little later I see a dancer I remember. Not an Instagram body, but a very enthusiastic & fun dancer (Venezuelan) I've named La Loca . So she comes up on her tip walk and throws ass on me. She’s fun, and I spent quite a few dollars on her. Eventually we go for dances and she is very fun, very stick focused. So from both dancers got good lap dance experiences. Also the bouncers call out the dances, so that you, the dancer & the bouncer have a clear idea of the dance count. The one professional touch of this club.