Surprised by the lack of body, in the body club

The Body Club is almost legendary here on TUSCL, as kind of an insider's club. Think, your favorite strip club monger's, favorite strip club. Why my visit here does help me understand the legend, it was painfully obvious that I did not hit it on a good shift/day, and I was not left with the Body Club stuff of legends.

So I arrived at the body club around 5pm on a Saturday. Not much parking outside, and a heavy pat down at the door. As I walk off the bouncer said something to me. I didn't quite catch it so I double back, and he tells me no smoking weed in the club. No cover at this time. You walk in and the Body Club is dark. It's been described before as "spartan" and that is an accurate description. There is a single bar towards the rear in the center. I wanted to get a seat at the bar, but there weren't enough chairs. Not that the bar was full, there just weren't many bar stools, with lots of empty space around the bar (I eventually saw some more brought out). Beer was 3.00. There is a pool table behind the bar in an adjoining room. Along the sides are small tables with a chair on each side, with a divider between each table. There seem to be some curtained single booths across from the bar but I didn't see them used. In front of that appears to be a floor level stage/pole but that wasn't getting used either. The main stage is inside of the bar. While this is a common set up, the actual stage here is not elevated, so unless you're at the bar you can't actually see much of the dancing. Because this is a Black club, the dancers to put forth some effort in this regard.

There were about 10 dancers or so at the time. No one stuck out in particular, but my biggest gripe was the girls were thin. All of the girls were Black, and while none were unattractive, none were really attractive either - they were just kind of there. The legend of this club is that this is where you can find the thicker aggressive dancer. I went into my Body Club visit, in full Papi Chulo mode, and I left disappointed in this regard. With the girls being thin, and not being able to judge them from the stage there wasn't really anything that was pulling me in. Eventually a thicker one sits at the bar, then eventually makes her way around. She goes to a guy at the bar in a bar stool and gives him a pretty good grind on his stool. She comes to me next and I oblige as she is the thickest one here, but certainly nothing crazy for what you can see in a Black club. I'm sitting in one of the seats along the wall, separated by dividers. It's pretty obvious soon into the dance that in a low chair, I'm not going to get as good a grind as the guy got in the bar stool. Also she had really weird/bad implants in her ass. Weird to the point it actually felt weird to grab her ass, so that was a bummer (Ladies: No to the implants, yes to the fat transfers). She thought she did 4 dances, I thought it was 3. But at 5.00 a dance there's not much point to quibble minor discrepancies. As the evening went on it seemed like some more talent was entering the building, but they seemed to be hanging out rather than getting on shift so I figured it would take awhile. Another one who seemed decent came around and by this time, I'm ready to call it a night so I say fuck it. Even though she is one of the majority slim ones. Grind was ok, but midway through the first dance a guy sits down at the chair on the other side of the table. she asks me if I know him, I don't. So she starts yelling at him like hey I'm dancing over here. Personally I don't care, but she seems to mind. And after yelling at him for a minute she picks us up and moves us over to another table. She really found it rude to the point where she didn't want to operate under the circumstances (again, I don't care but if she does well then). She finishes up and at this point, I realize that I came here on slim day, and decide to make my exit.