Comments by rickthevulture (page 8)

You really need to cut back on the drugs John Smith. Do you know what druggie carrion tastes like? I once found this guy in a tie-dyed t-shirt that had died by the roadside and decided to have a snack. All my buds said "don't try him, he's rank." I chowed down and within an hour my little tummy was seriously upset. If you don't start living clean your body will not be consumed by any of normal carrion eaters. If you were in Africa the hyenas might have a go. My bud rickthelion thinks that they have no taste. But do you think any kind of vulture or crow will eat you? I think not! Squawk!

Sucks that this happened my friend. Remember that time you, rickthelion, ricktheshark, and I were all gangbanging that Coke-addled whore in Miami? ricktheshark wanted her to suck his claspers and she got a little green in the gills. Then she licked my cloaca till she got a mouthful of vulture yoghurt while you fucked her pussy and the lion fucked her as. Those were good times till she puked. At least she had an excuse then. After all, she had vulture jizz in her mouth! Squawk!

Squawk! Who doesn't smoke ganja and masturbate on the job? You hairless apes have stupid rules if you forbid smoking weed and masturbating on the job. Those rules will Chang when the lions take over. Squawk!

Squawk! I'd go there but coffee sometimes upsets my tummy. Do you think they'd throw some carrion in a blender and make me a smoothie? Squawk!

Bouncers abuse their authority with me. They say I smell and don't like it when I vomit. Squawk! That's why I club with rickthelion. If a bouncer gives him lip it's wildebeest time. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Don't mind glitter on a dancer. Kind of makes my feathers pretty when I do the old cloacal kiss on their lower lips. But glitter on a corpse hurts my tummy. Squawk!

I'm very anti-drug. Do you know what the corpses of druggies taste like? It upsets my tummy and I primarily eat rotting carrion. Even a week in the Florida sun can improve the flavor of a druggie corpse. Drugs are not the ticket! Squawk!

I usually migrate to Florida for the whole winter. That's the ticket! Squawk!

I suspect that female hairless apes that get tattoos on their taint are more like my to enjoy some delightful mouth-to-cloaca action on a certain vulture. That's the ticket! Squawk! Tired traveler, where was this girl? Maybe I'll fly up and get her to drink some vulture jizz. I'll also eat some really good carrion on the way. Makes my jizz extra specially flavored. Or so the female vultures say. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! Whether you or Mrs. Sea die first just leave the other on by the roadside. My buddies and I will enjoy the meal. I'm also open to a threesome as long as your Mrs. Sea is hot enough and you keep your intromittant organ away from me. I don't do any gay stuff. I'm a heterosexual vulture after all. Mind you, I'm used to top shelf hairless ape pussy. My lion bud gets the best! That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! Does she have any physical disability that interferes with her ability to text? For example, I have a hard time using your hairless ape phones because I'm limited to my beak and talons. It is actually easier for me to use a full keyboard. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! Dickless George is on the wildebeest list too. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! twentyfive, you don't have to worry about a revolution from low income hairless apes. The real revolution will be led by the cats. However, my lion buddy tells me that he will be magnanimous and behave as your benevolant overlords. Perhaps you would care to join the cat revolution as a viceroy in charge of some limited region. My job in the administration is court jester. That's the ticket! As for the San Jose weirdo, he's going to get the wildebeest treatment. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! I bet this new 18 year old female hairless ape will like vulture jizz. I'll have to fly down and see. Maybe we can also hang out and have a few drinks after we've both done her. Just look for a vulture wearing a suit roosting outside of your house. I guarantee good times. But I'm not into any homosexual activity. So put that out of your mind. I repeat, my beak will not go anywhere near your ass. I'm down with fucking the same woman as you, but I'll keep my cloaca on my side of the bed and you keep that disgusting hairless ape intromittent organ on your side of the bed. Squawk!

Squawk! I've told all of my vulture buds to avoid Flint. You hairless apes drink the lead and keel over. You'd think that would be good for us vultures. But what you don't realize is that we get lead poisoning when we eat the rotting human flesh. You hairless apes need to get your house in order. But don't worry, the lions and tigers plan to get it in order for you. Squawk!

Squawk! Listen to rickdugan's words of wisdom. He is clearly the smartest hairless ape on this site. But that is to be expected. He's a rick after all. That's the ticket! John Smith, do you realize that I've put my beak in your dream stripper's hoo-ha? She's also sucked on my cloaca until she got a mouthful of my vulture jizz. Now we vultures are rather disease resistant. We eat rotting meat after all. But your weak hairless ape constitution is going to result in you getting the vulture clap if you don't wrap that rascal. Words of wisdom because I care. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! George the dickless one is a major league psycho. No wonder he's on the lion's wildebeest list. I recognize that as being over the line like to eat rotting meat and put my beak in John Smith's dream stripper's hoo-ha. That's the ticket! Squawk!

Squawk! If you kill him and leave his body to decay by the roadside my vulture buddies and I will come and eat the carrion. That's the ticket! Squawk!