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OT: Apps/Extensions That You Highly Recommend

Dark Reader ( https://darkreader.org/ ) For those of you who are light sensitive or just don't want the whole world at night to see you using your phone or PC even at the lowest brightness setting. Sets a 'dark mode' for…

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Those Randomized Taglines Under The TUSCL Logo

If Founder allowed it, what catchy phrase would you throw in the mix? ( <a href="https://i.imgur.com/uRETcUE.png">Example 1</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/WGhgEb3.png">Example 2</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/3Mw0yqo.png">Example 3</a>, <a href="https://i.imgur.com/WM6mTrA.png">Example 4</a> ) I'd probably put in "Anything you say can, and will, be used against you."

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Getting Reviewed A Lot Lately.

And now I laugh my ass off every time I see one because I already know what shitstorm is going to spark if they get approved. 🤣

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" . . . I got stabbed here. Would consider going back."

Among other funny club 'reviews' here: https://twitter.com/strip_reviews I know we get some bad submissions sometimes, but I got a laugh from some of these.

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OT: PLs (Pet Lovers) Of TUSCL.

Tell me all about your loyal bitches, your pretty pussies, (if you have farm animals) your big cocks, or whether you or your pig is the bigger pig.

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3 Words You Can Say During Sex And During Golf.

And . . . go. "I usually don't finish in 4 strokes."

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Flight Attendants

I pretty much only fly through Delta, AA, or JetBlue. But can I just say that out of the three preferred airlines, I swear Delta has the most attractive attendants working for them? Guys and girls. I don't encounter them…

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Over 300,000 Used Condoms Marked For Resale . . .

. . . Seized by police in Vietnam. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vietnam-condom-recycling-police-raid-factory-used-resale/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html How many of you guys recycle your rubbers? 🥴

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Your Taste In Girls As A Kid vs Now.

Has your preference in girls really shifted or changed growing up? I think the overall style and fashion I liked has remained the same (since I was a young teenager, any kind of alternative look fascinated me - tattoos/piercings, unnatural…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, FL

Looks Like Renovations Are Being Done.

I've only been to this place once before, and it wasn't a visit worth bragging about. It's not often reviewed either, so I don't even know if people are following the news on this place. But I drove past it…

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Social Cock/Clit-Blocking Customers

I figured I'd share with you mongers the type of customer that I'm talking about that I seem to run into at least once every couple club stops I make - some more or less worse than others. I went…

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Over 50 Reviews.

That may be a unimpressive benchmark compared to how much the lot of you have written, but I'm just happy this space exists for me to acceptably share my ventures. There will be more to come. c:

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When You Had A Great Time In A Poorly Reviewed Club

What was it about your experience that made it good compared to the majority's bad experiences? My own example was a couple years back at Stud's Pub (now known as Pinky's) in Jacksonville. My friend took me there on a whim…

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Atlanta Mongers

If there are any of you that I haven't partied with yet that would 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 to party (assuming you aren't being covid-careful [sorry, Shadow] ) when I make it to your town, feel free to slide into my DMs. Or…

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Hotels vs AirBnB

Every single time I get an itch to travel, I am totally stumped on whether I should settle with a hotel room or just get a whole AirBnB rental all to myself. The only time I've had an issue with…

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How To Tell An Attractive Non-English Speaking Civvie . . .

. . . that you want to fuck. please help.

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My Observations Of My First Night Back At Work - And A Shocking Confession

I've officially put my platform heels back on last night after being indecisive each and every passing week since June about whether I should go back or not. My savings is pretty hefty and I make good money from secondary…

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When You're Getting A (Legit) Massage

And the masseuse tells you to strip down to your comfort level before they start, do you keep your undies/towel on or strip to your birthday suit? I need answers for a science experiment.

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In Case Nobody Has Asked You Recently

You guys and gals feelin' alright?

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It's My Fault

I promised everyone an entertaining post-covid review, and as soon as it got published, everything breaks. It was too much for the system. Sorry. ):

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Your Dick Grows In Size Every Time You Tell A Lie.

On average, how big does it get every time you go to a club? --- examples: Dancer: What's your name? | You: I'm Bob (when your name is actually Steve). Dancer: Would you like a dance? | You: Maybe later (with…

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I'm So Desensitized To Infidelity In This Industry.

So imagine my surprise when a guy I've only seen three times off of SA (he had been trying to see me for months before) texts me something along the lines of: "Hey! So... I actually rekindled with an old flame…

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I Want Founder To Write A Review.

Assuming he hasn't under a different name . . . I'd like to know what kind of clubs or girls he likes. The mystery is too deep.

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Describe The Monger Above You Using Just One Word.

Nobody has commented above me, so . . . we'll start with me.

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"I'm Fighting Off Coronovirus By Drinking Sperm Smoothies."

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/news/health-blogger-claims-fighting-off-coronavirus-by-drinking-sperm-smoothies/ https://i.imgur.com/mep9enx.jpg You all know what you must do.