Those Randomized Taglines Under The TUSCL Logo

"Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this."

Those taglines came from a previous thread so I'm sure founder is open to new suggestions.

"Our idea of safe social distancing is wearing a condom."

"4 MORE YEARS"

If that's not catchy IDK what is - just sayin"

"Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome; Time for this one to come home"

"Mamma told me not to cum"

Four more years - on his sentence!! 🤭

Well the “we have San Jose guy” and “just save your money and drive to follies” seem to have dated themselves. 😅

Will the last TUSCLer please turn off the lights

Maximizing YMMV.

Finally, a cure for celibacy.

Politics and pussy, not in that order.

“Where the guy that said there is no sex in the champagne room is wrong”

“We take the expression ‘the best bang for your buck’ to a different level.”

+1 to Whodey lol at that

some of these got added :)

"A new version is coming next week."

"Satisfaction Guaranteed, Or Your Dignity Back!"

When we say "go fuck yourself" we mean it literally.

A few days ago i suggested:

"Eat, drink, and buy pussy, for tomorrow we perish"

(a take on the famous quote)

"Those Randomized Taglines Under The TUSCL Logo"

Shouldn't that be "rumdumized"? 🤪