Social Cock/Clit-Blocking Customers
Eve
Where there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
Friday, September 4, 2020 5:11 PM
I figured I'd share with you mongers the type of customer that I'm talking about that I seem to run into at least once every couple club stops I make - some more or less worse than others. I went out last night to a club and hung out there for a couple of hours, and one of these guys finds his way over to me and my friend's table while there's a dancer already sitting with us, and from that point on just . . . W T F.
These types of custies are usually pinpointed by three things: They have little to no money to spend (do they ever tip or talk to the dancers? nope), they're more interested in what the other custies are doing (especially females, but I see them join up other circles or solo guy custies too), they're just there to try and make friends because they know they literally have nothing to offer to the working strippers. These guys are the most prevalent on night shift, so I don't know if any of you day time mongers ever had a run-in with these types or seen them around.
Their opening greeting is usually something simple like "Do you have a cigarette I can buy off you/ Can you tell me what time it is / Do you know where the bathrooms are?" But some don't bother using a line and they just stand by you or sit at your table all "Hope I'm not interrupting."
Usually, these guys don't take too long for me to shoo off because once they realize I'm a PL and am not there to party with complete strangers, they go mind their business. But this guy was on us like a goddamn stray kitten after feeding it just one time - and we didn't even feed him. AND he had his own group of friends he came in with (or maybe he approached them randomly too. Who knows?).
He followed me as I was tipping a few favorites on stage. I hoped the dancer may be a distraction, so I encouraged him to tip her and mingle with her instead.
Then he came up to talk to me and my friend at the bar when we ordered another round of drinks.
Things got very weird in the middle of walking to the private dance room when he came over and had the nerve to ask how much were dances for two people and if he could join in. Dancer just said "$40 per person", and he pouted saying he didn't have that much and walked off. Continuing towards the private dance room, my dancer said "I really don't charge double, I just said that to bug him off." I would have said no anyway.
I finally had enough by the time he tried to rejoin our table shortly after we did our dances because the dancer and I were in the middle of a very personal conversation. As soon as I saw him roll his chair up in the corner of my eye, I hold my hand up, looked over and told him "Now is not good." I might have sounded a bit sharp cause I already had a lot to drink, but my stripper said the same thing and he sauntered off grumbling like he just lost a big bet and he didn't come back. Now I think I know how custies feel when an off-radar stripper sits with them forever and won't take the hint that they're not interested.
If a social butterfly wants to meet other social butterflies at the club, good for them, but I'm not one of them. The only socializing I want to do is with the person I came in with and the dancers.
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