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A late 30s blonde dancer asks if she can join me in the booth at a local club. She tells me she just returned to dancing after a decade long hiatus. Her daughter is now a teenager, her…
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I’m an equal opportunity PL. In other words, I’ll dance with any good looking woman, white or black, brown or yellow, blue or green. I’ve never been rejected by a club or a dancer due to race, but…
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The bathroom troll at Diamond Club in ATL is a really nice guy. Friendly, helpful, great attitude, and always smiling. I tip him more because he never asks or seems to expect one. He is not a…
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Between visits to customers yesterday I had time to stop by a club. Problem was, I could find a non-smoking club. Reeking of cigarettes at my afternoon meeting would have been a telltale sign that I’d been somewhere…
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In the 80s, watching professional wrestling on weekend nights was a tradition, and then an occasional live event would come to town and I could watch my heros in live action. A Battle Royale was an awesome sight to…
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I have not studied economics, so I hope someone can explain the logic behind the logic of a dancer. I stayed for 1.5 hours at the last club I visited. During that time the girls sat around in a small section…
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Last dance I got was from a hot Latina spinner. After the first dance she was fully nude and grinding away on my lap, facing both forward and back. A few great dances. I left the club soon thereafter.…
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I’ve been away for a few years. Stopped by to say hello and see what’s new on TUSCL. Looks like Founder has been playing with the format, but otherwise it’s mostly the same old folks discussing the same…
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Last night while discussing with a dancer what happens in the VIP, she explained that she loves to give BJs and just loves dicks in general. I just don’t get it. Other than it makes me feel good, there’s…
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For those of you who don’t go back to read threads from a few days ago, at the end of @founder’s most recent ‘welcome strippers’ post he responded that changes to the site are coming soon. I’m eager to…
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Walking through the parking lot to the club entrance I spotted three dancers off to the side having a smoke. I recognized one as a girl I had in the VIP last time at the club. I walked…
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Is your next favorite dancer getting desperate yet for some extra cash to buy her boyfriend a present? In the club last night there was a cute MILF dancer who stopped by my table for a chat. She was obviously…
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If there was a way to trip the dancers tuscl... Would you trip them? How much would you trip? What types of things would you be willing to trip them for?
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I’m confused by all this talk about trolls. Can someone succinctly define the term ‘troll’? If you think I’m a troll, please let me know why.
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Most recent response was: “Awwwh, it’s cute!” Past responses include: “Well, at least you can go all out” and “That I can DT, no problem”. The curse of being a portly man with a small penis!
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It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.
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As I become more portly, I’ve found that my preferred dancer breast size has changed. I used to prefer spinner types, but now her tits must be bigger than mine. I mean, if I want to fondle A…
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In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?
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on the crowded shuttle from the off-airport rental lot to the airport, a cute, tall mid-20s was standing in front of me. The bus went over a speed bump and she leaned back into me, her ass pressed against…
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If you’re a day-shift type of PL, what time do you normally go to sleep? If you’re a night-shift type of PL, do you go home before the club closes, or do you stay to shut it down?
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Hey 25 (and others like you) - what’s the difference between a joke and two cocks up the ass? You can’t take a joke...
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What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ....add your favorite here
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1. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing? 3. What did the cannibal…
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I apologize for my recent posts about Shadowcat being in the funeral home and Flagooner being in the rest home. When in my post about Flagooner, Shadowcat piled on by writing that Flagooner would rather eat soup than aged…
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Some saw the humor in yesterday’s post about Shadowcat. Most did not. At least it motivated people to join the discussion and put some energy into a mundane day. When was the last time a TUSCL post resulted…
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