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5 months ago

MILF experience

A late 30s blonde dancer asks if she can join me in the booth at a local club. She tells me she just returned to dancing after a decade long hiatus. Her...

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6 months ago

I’m an equal opportunity PL. In other words, I’ll dance with any good looking woman, white or black, brown or yellow, blue or green. I’ve never been rejected by a club or...

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10 months ago

Better title for a troll?

The bathroom troll at Diamond Club in ATL is a really nice guy. Friendly, helpful, great attitude, and always smiling. I tip him more because he never asks or seems to expect...

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a year ago

Smoking in the club

Between visits to customers yesterday I had time to stop by a club. Problem was, I could find a non-smoking club. Reeking of cigarettes at my afternoon meeting would have been a...

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a year ago

80s professional wrestling

In the 80s, watching professional wrestling on weekend nights was a tradition, and then an occasional live event would come to town and I could watch my heros in live action. A Battle...

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a year ago

I have not studied economics, so I hope someone can explain the logic behind the logic of a dancer. I stayed for 1.5 hours at the last club I visited. During that time the girls...

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a year ago

Toxic Snail Trails

Last dance I got was from a hot Latina spinner. After the first dance she was fully nude and grinding away on my lap, facing both forward and back. A few great...

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3 years ago

Long time no see

I’ve been away for a few years. Stopped by to say hello and see what’s new on TUSCL. Looks like Founder has been playing with the format, but otherwise it’s mostly the...

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6 years ago

Last night while discussing with a dancer what happens in the VIP, she explained that she loves to give BJs and just loves dicks in general. I just don’t get it. Other than...

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6 years ago

@founder announced that changes are on the way

For those of you who don’t go back to read threads from a few days ago, at the end of @founder’s most recent ‘welcome strippers’ post he responded that changes to the site are...

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6 years ago

Never made it into the club

Walking through the parking lot to the club entrance I spotted three dancers off to the side having a smoke. I recognized one as a girl I had in the VIP last time...

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6 years ago

12 days to Christmas, let the count down begin

Is your next favorite dancer getting desperate yet for some extra cash to buy her boyfriend a present? In the club last night there was a cute MILF dancer who stopped by my table for...

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6 years ago

Tripping dancers?

If there was a way to trip the dancers tuscl... Would you trip them? How much would you trip? What types of things would you be willing to trip them for?...

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6 years ago

I’m confused by all this talk about trolls. Can someone succinctly define the term ‘troll’? If you think I’m a troll, please let me know why. ...

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6 years ago

This is what she said...

Most recent response was: “Awwwh, it’s cute!” Past responses include: “Well, at least you can go all out” and “That I can DT, no problem”. The curse of being a portly man with a...

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6 years ago

That’s what she said...

It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank....

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6 years ago

As I become more portly, I’ve found that my preferred dancer breast size has changed. I used to prefer spinner types, but now her tits must be bigger than mine. I mean,...

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6 years ago

In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?...

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6 years ago

on the crowded shuttle from the off-airport rental lot to the airport, a cute, tall mid-20s was standing in front of me. The bus went over a speed bump and she leaned back...

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6 years ago

If you’re a day-shift type of PL, what time do you normally go to sleep? If you’re a night-shift type of PL, do you go home before the club closes, or do you...

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6 years ago

I’m tired of being nice!

Hey 25 (and others like you) - what’s the difference between a joke and two cocks up the ass? You can’t take a joke......

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6 years ago

Board without Trolls

What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ....add your favorite...

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6 years ago

Vote for your favorite

1. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny...

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6 years ago

Sincere Apology

I apologize for my recent posts about Shadowcat being in the funeral home and Flagooner being in the rest home. When in my post about Flagooner, Shadowcat piled on by writing that Flagooner...

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6 years ago

Who’s the real troll?

Some saw the humor in yesterday’s post about Shadowcat. Most did not. At least it motivated people to join the discussion and put some energy into a mundane day. When was the...

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6 years ago

Shadowcat - sad news

Heard from Shadowcat’s daughter that he passed this morning. The legend is no longer with us. I’ve already contacted Follies and asked that they keep his chair empty until after the funeral....

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6 years ago

Flagooner in the rest home

Flagonner was staying at the rest home. There he met 85 year old Flora, who soon became his girlfriend. They enjoyed sitting in the garden area, where Flora would hold his bare,...

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6 years ago

TITLE SAYS IT ALL!

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6 years ago

Fuck You in how many languages?

In a recent response, NiceSpice wrote “want a dance? $20” in Chinese. In how many languages can this group say “Fuck You”? No using Google Translate Thanks, NiceSpice for doing your part to...

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6 years ago

Uncomfortable with familiarity

Last time at the club I chatted with a dancer I had only seen from afar several times before. She looks mid-20s, ok face and body. Decided to go for a test...

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6 years ago

TUSCL term for this sex act?

Call it a ‘header’? Other suggestions? https://www.xnxx.com/video-9rz57a/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head...

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6 years ago

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?...

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6 years ago

Does it really smell that bad?

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying 'Doctor, there’s a fly...

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6 years ago

Got a VIP with a dancer originally from China. She gave me a language lesson. Yin and Yang are opposites, the female and the male. The religion of Taoism can also...

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6 years ago

Three or more streams

Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three or more streams going...

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6 years ago

Stereotypes vs Reality

Studies have shown that AA women generally have a large ass and AA men generally have a large penis which makes copulation feasible. Asian women generally have a flat ass and Asian men...

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6 years ago

OT: Media Hypocricy on Immigration

I’m not a big fan of Trump but understand the frustration people feel by the media’s hypocrisy. “Protect children” vs “Abortion rights”. “Child protective services should take the kids because mom let them play...

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6 years ago

I-75 - Exit 69 to Big Beaver Road - Troy, Michigan

Too bad there isn’t a club named Big Beaver nearby. Free advertising. Any better actual street signs out there?...

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6 years ago

Answer to “Why would a stripper who wants $$$ reject an obviously easy target?

While the stripper you knew was on vacation to see family, I met her at a club. She was there with her brothers, who are my buddies from college. We had a...

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6 years ago

Sometimes when I’m in a bad I go to the club to get away from reality. Usually the club environment does its magic and after watching the show and getting a few private...

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6 years ago

Shadowcat update

Shadowcat must have had a premonition. A few days ago he posted about wanting a memorial page for members who pass. Oh the irony......

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7 years ago

I was recently sunbathing by the pool with my lounge chair conveniently facing the women’s locker room. After a few minutes, a woman in her 60s walks out wearing a bathing suit. ...

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7 years ago

There are Chinese, Indians, Malays, Caucasians, and there are Eurasians. Why is it that the mixed Eurasians are almost always the most attractive? Jessica Gomes is a great example....

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7 years ago

Overheard parking lot arguement between a stripper and her boyfriend

She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a loser, why wouldn’t I...

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7 years ago

Bothered by a queef?

As we were finishing a full-contact dance in the back room, the cute blonde spinner dancer turned her waist to get out of cowgirl and inadvertently let out a queef that was loud enough...

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7 years ago

Is chivalry dead?

I stepped out of the subway and headed to the stairs. A fairly attractive young MILF is struggling with luggage. I offered to carry the luggage up the stairs for her. ...

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7 years ago

Discussion Filter

I got tired of reading the many useless discussions on this board. I now filter by only reading discussions with 10 or more comments. Thanks to all PLs that comment (or that...

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7 years ago

Time for a change?

I was very distraught by the recent school shooting in Florida. 17 kids dead and a disturbed young man who ruined many lives, including his own. I started thinking if somehow I...

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