A late 30s blonde dancer asks if she can join me in the booth at a local club. She tells me she just returned to dancing after a decade long hiatus. Her daughter is now a teenager, her husband left, and she needs quick cash. She looks ok for her age and I ask about her exercise routine. She says she regularly swims with her kids at the community pool, and mentions she volunteers at her kid’s school in the mornings.
I ask about lap dances and her VIP menu. She says her lappers are relatively tame because she doesn’t want to lose her job or get in any legal trouble (maybe she thought I was a cop?) because she can’t let her kid find out what she does afternoons. Her VIP, however, has no limits for the right $$$.
I tried several $20 / per lap dances but all I could think about was this neighborhood mom naked on my lap and letting me fondle her tits so she can buy food for her kid. Too much information from her made the experience a turnoff and I just couldn’t take her VIP.
Maybe in a few years she’ll be dancing at the club with her daughter and we can do a threesome. As long as they don’t mention their desperation, it might be a turn on.


Dude your overthinking it, just go for it.