Toxic Snail Trails
ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Last dance I got was from a hot Latina spinner. After the first dance she was fully nude and grinding away on my lap, facing both forward and back. A few great dances.
I left the club soon thereafter. While washing up at home, I noticed snail trails on my upper pants and lower shirt. At first I was impressed with myself that I’d made this girl so wet. I then tried wiping off the trails with a warm wash cloth, but the marks wouldn’t go away. I then put my pants and shirt in the washer with hot water and Tide. Still there.
Any suggestions on how to get toxic snail trails out of a pair of khakis?
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last commentStain remover.
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toxic?
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You might just have to throw them out. I suggest liberally soaking the area with stain remover let it sit for a while and then re wash. Good luck
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That's what's great about wearing black it hides stains so well
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Can't say it happens to me often, but it's always washed out. If she offered bareback, maybe it was spermicide? Does it look like she was near her period and spotting a little? Hopefully she's not infected. Maybe your wife got suspicious and secretly bought you snail-trail detection pants?
A fav told me her stripper neighbor fisted herself and then licked her hand, and said it tasted like Doritos. I guess everyone's body chemistry is different.
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Cool ranch or Naco cheese flavor?
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I usually think the guys who start the “what are the best strip club pants” threads are idiots but who wears khakis to a strip club? Those have to be the 5375th best pants to wear.
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Original flavor I think, but it was a long time ago.
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So if we assume it's a Doritos snail trail stain I guess try a Mexican laundry detergent: www.mexgrocer.com.
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Wtf is this post
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Trust me when I say don’t flatter yourself. She probably wasn’t attracted to you at all but was thinking of somebody else entirely when she was giving you a lap dance, which a lot of dancers do. Some can even mentally leave their body, and disassociate themself from the experience itself. Had a dancer friend of mine tell me once that she goes to her happy place when she has to give guys she’s not attracted to dances. That happy place being a man she’s attracted to.
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This last comment is unfortunately correct. I had a girl down a bunch of pills before making out and going down on me once.
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