Toxic Snail Trails

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Itsmytime
I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Last dance I got was from a hot Latina spinner. After the first dance she was fully nude and grinding away on my lap, facing both forward and back. A few great dances.

I left the club soon thereafter. While washing up at home, I noticed snail trails on my upper pants and lower shirt. At first I was impressed with myself that I’d made this girl so wet. I then tried wiping off the trails with a warm wash cloth, but the marks wouldn’t go away. I then put my pants and shirt in the washer with hot water and Tide. Still there.

Any suggestions on how to get toxic snail trails out of a pair of khakis?

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shadowcat
a year ago
Stain remover.
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Jascoi
a year ago
toxic?
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Specialj
a year ago
You might just have to throw them out. I suggest liberally soaking the area with stain remover let it sit for a while and then re wash. Good luck
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Specialj
a year ago
That's what's great about wearing black it hides stains so well
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Can't say it happens to me often, but it's always washed out. If she offered bareback, maybe it was spermicide? Does it look like she was near her period and spotting a little? Hopefully she's not infected. Maybe your wife got suspicious and secretly bought you snail-trail detection pants?

A fav told me her stripper neighbor fisted herself and then licked her hand, and said it tasted like Doritos. I guess everyone's body chemistry is different.
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Specialj
a year ago
Cool ranch or Naco cheese flavor?
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Hank Moody
a year ago
I usually think the guys who start the “what are the best strip club pants” threads are idiots but who wears khakis to a strip club? Those have to be the 5375th best pants to wear.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Original flavor I think, but it was a long time ago.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
So if we assume it's a Doritos snail trail stain I guess try a Mexican laundry detergent: https://www.mexgrocer.com/catagories-hou….
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Careless_kevin4405
a year ago
Wtf is this post
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SquareCastle
a year ago
Trust me when I say don’t flatter yourself. She probably wasn’t attracted to you at all but was thinking of somebody else entirely when she was giving you a lap dance, which a lot of dancers do. Some can even mentally leave their body, and disassociate themself from the experience itself. Had a dancer friend of mine tell me once that she goes to her happy place when she has to give guys she’s not attracted to dances. That happy place being a man she’s attracted to.
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1Chanman
a year ago
This last comment is unfortunately correct. I had a girl down a bunch of pills before making out and going down on me once.
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