- How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
- What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass (think about it, you’ll get it)
- What is the best part of a blowjob?
A few minutes of no SS.
- How is the way men vacuum the same as the way they have sex?
They just put it in and make some noise for a few minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
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#3 is the funny one. The others are just true facts.
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