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1. How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

1. What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

1. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass (think about it, you’ll get it)

1. What is the best part of a blowjob?

A few minutes of no SS.

1. How is the way men vacuum the same as the way they have sex?

They just put it in and make some noise for a few minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.