This is what she said...

ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Most recent response was: “Awwwh, it’s cute!”
Past responses include: “Well, at least you can go all out” and “That I can DT, no problem”. The curse of being a portly man with a small penis!
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last commentWhy are you admiting this here?
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^just trying to make you feel better about yourself
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What's wrong with it being cute? You don't want it to be ugly do you?
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^ puppies are cute
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I need a little more context to fully grasp why we have a second poster bragging about his small dick. But just think Itsmytime, it could be worse: she could say “that reminds me, I really want to play some Mario Cart!”
That would be non-brilliant!
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Full disclosure: I’ve never played MarioCart. However, I have heard in the news that somebody worshiped by a reasonable proportion of TUSCL posters has a small penis shaped like a character from MarioCart.
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