on the crowded shuttle from the off-airport rental lot to the airport, a cute, tall mid-20s was standing in front of me. The bus went over a speed bump and she leaned back into me, her ass pressed against my crotch. She turned her head and smiled. It felt great but I remained silent. What could I have said to assess her intentions?
BTW, Bush I used to play David Cop-a-Feel with all sorts of women...
You could have been upfront and said - “My Van is parked in a nice remote corner of the lot. There’s more where that came from waiting there for you...”
Give her a nice big grin - and a wink - and she’s yours!
Tell her, "I like that, can we find another speed bump or two or fifty."
Tell her you drive a shot truck with a sleeper on it
I'd say,
"Gotta admit, that felt kind of good."
Puts the ball back in her court if she wants to escalate or gives her reason to ignore your creepy ass.
I'd tell I'd give her a couple of hours to stop that !