Better title for a troll?

Sanitation Engineer.

attendant.

Mr Minty or Mr Paper-towels because he’s always handing out paper towels and has breath mints.

Why do we "need" one? Just creepy.

He's the best, makes going there actually more enjoyable

We haven’t pumped our own gas since the 70’s. It’s 2024 and we can’t take a leak without help?

I said that wrong but you know what I mean. ( Or to self - don’t post 4:30 am)

Here is why we need them:

Been told it’s for security so drugs aren’t sniffed off the toilet or smoked.

Bathroom attendant. No need to try to make it fancy, and no need to degrade it.

He doesn't even hang out in there, it's too small to really accommodate an extra person all the time. He's just cool, there if you need him but not bothering you if you don't.

An “Icey”