NeverEnuf
"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
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6 years ago
NeverEnuf
"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=602
I suppose putting the link above in the rejection box would say it all.
Today I rejected three duplicate reviews. This seems to happen in bunches. I don't know if it is guys trying to get an extra 4 weeks or just accidentally hitting the submit button.
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6 years ago
NeverEnuf
"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
I am sick of seeing this crap.
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6 years ago
PutaTester
West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Papi - "Maybe I lost it in the long post"
Really?
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6 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
According to Alex Trebek the 3 Ps are:
Price, Price and Price
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6 years ago
Icer12
Oklahoma
Actually, a good learning experience would be to pay heed to all the postings on TUSCL about negotiating in the front room, not the back room!
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6 years ago
skwalker
Blue Planet
I have never seen full nude on stage at Criket. I have seen it once at Henry VIII (North). The closest regular full nude is Deja Vu Ypsilanti but the last time I was there (over a year ago) the dancers had "unionized" and will not allow any touching on couches without double payment.
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6 years ago
grand1511
Euphoria
My ATF has been at the same club for years. She works a set dayshift weekly schedule. She is always there on her scheduled days. NEVER misses. She has a couple of mentally challenged regulars who come in occasionally and get dances (either limited number of couch dances or short-term VIP) from her ONLY. One came in when I was there just a couple of days ago. We talked about it because some people had previously suggested she was taking advantage. She treats them well and NEVER takes advantage by overcharging or upselling. BTW, these good qualities are one of the many reasons she is my ATF. She's also gorgeous and gives great 100% clean dances.
If you can find him an honest dancer (what an oxymoron) who won't take advantage and he comes in to see only her it should be OK. If there is a manager you trust you might think about enlisting his/her assistance, especially should he make future visits without you.
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6 years ago
wiffle shwaffle
"baring my vagina to an 18+ crowd and being butt ass naked on stage" = no alcohol and fully nude
has to be deja vu (probably Ypsi)
I never go there any more as the dancers have organized and all refuse to allow any touching unless you pay extra $20/song
But just think: dancers are no longer expected to tip the DJ!
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6 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
It's not 30 days. It's 4 weeks. I'm not complaining but it means 13 reviews, not 12, to stay active for a full year. Just paying attention to details.
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6 years ago
LinzeeDet
Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot
Is that day or night shift at cricket?
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6 years ago
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
New Jersey
While the economy is sizzling and unemployment is low, wages have also remained low. The majority of strippers only have the education and/or skills to hold low wage jobs which will not sustain a single mother with child/ren. They will make more money with less effort stripping. I just met a dancer who had been working as a butcher at a packing house for 2-3 years who just went back to stripping because she could not afford the upkeep on her car to get her to/from the job and support her one-year old child.
Strip clubs are not nearly as seedy as the were many years ago so it seems, among younger people, that stripping has become more mainstream and acceptable. Meanwhile many boomer customers are reaching retirement age with less family responsibility and more disposable retirement income which contributes to available money to be spent in SC.
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6 years ago
FTS
SC in Canada are fully nude with liquor but the ones in Windsor are of dubious quality. Sometimes they do get a number of Montreal natives. Love those French accents.
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6 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I have already rejected at least four duplicate reviews today alone
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6 years ago
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
Suggest that the newbie buy a dance or two from experienced dancers.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
When she says, "Should I keep going?" or "Do you want to do another one?"
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6 years ago
usarname
Minnesota
Henry VIII has $10 dances all day Monday. Same for Bogart's except on Tuesday. Those are the best days to go to each club, respectfully, not for the cheap dances but because that is when a lot more custies and, of course, a lot more dancers show up. The opposite is true on the non-$10 dance days.If you choose to go to either club be advised accordingly. Have fun.
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6 years ago
RTP
Charlotte, NC
I just caught up with a dancer I haven't seen for a while. She just got out of jail after 2 months for a probation violation.
I also have known dancers that vacation in N.O. or L.V. They pickup gigs for occasional shifts in places like that.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Yesterday's "joke" was not terribly funny also.
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6 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Not funny.
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6 years ago
Summit21
Idk
I also found out later that her name was Doja. My ATF told me that is another name for marijuana. The Urban Dictionary confirms this. It's also a brand name for cannibas in Canada.
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6 years ago
Summit21
Idk
True story. 2-3 years ago I meet a cute spinner (my type) in a club about an hour from my home where most of the day dancers are somewhat larger and thicker. After a few minutes of chit-chat we go back for a $20 trial run couch dance. About 1/2 way through the first song I realize she's hot as hell and I say let's do a 1/2 hour in a VIP champagne room. The room is $30. She agrees on $100 for the 1/2 hour. As soon as we get on the full size couch she tells me she's always had a fantasy to suck an older guys cock. She's in her 20's, I'm in my 60's. But that's not all. She wants to record it so she can watch it later that night and masturbate. So after undoing my pants she hands me her phone which is recording video and has me record at close range her getting down to business. I continue to record the entire thing through completion in her mouth. I ask her how much for the extras and she says since we never discussed it I owed her nothing more than the original $100 agreed to. I tipped her another $50 which was about all I had at the time.
The next week I tell my ATF (at another club) about this and she goes nuts telling me that I'm probably all over the internet. I tell her that if I am the only part of me that anyone will see is my cock since that and her head/mouth/face is all that I recorded. Boy would I have loved to get a copy of that recording.
We never exchanged names. I went back to find her a couple of weeks later and another dancer told me that she got in a fight with another dancer and was beaten and hasn't been seen or heard from since.
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6 years ago
stanlee
Illinois
DTW is the airlines' abbreviation for Detroit Metropolitan Airport. FC is Flight Club.
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6 years ago
nicespice
Here are the review guidelines which can be found from a link on the submit reviews page:
"Your review will be sent to our editors for approval, so it is suggested that you read our review guidelines.
Content and length are the two most important factors to consider.
Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone.
Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.).
Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each.
One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc.
Another paragraph should describe the dancers and their vampiness. How many were there? What ethicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you?
A third paragraph should be about value. Don't say drinks, dances, cover charge, etc. were cheap or expensive. Tell us the actual costs!
At least one paragraph should summarize with three or four sentences describing why you would or would not return to the club.
Be honest. You can go into detail of the private dances. Just be careful with names if it may get your ATF in trouble.
Spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. Do not use ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! When composing a review, spell check it.
Pro Tip 1: Think about what you would like to tell your good buddy about a strip club he's never been to.
Pro Tip 2: Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why or why not he should visit a particular club.
We have a zero tolerance policy for plagiarism. If we find out you submit a review as your own from another site, your account will be deleted."
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6 years ago
future POTUS and Senator in training
Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
Last week my ATF saw the principal of her daughter's high school. Using me and another dancer as shields she managed to get to the dressing room without being seen.
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6 years ago
Icey
I put your ATF on a winning team
If you are a "Plus" member at Sam's Club you can get 20mg of Sildenafil (generic Viagra) in quantities of 30 pills for $10. Rx has to be specifically for quantities of 30 of 20mg of Sildenafil.