Poll: should I road trip to Detroit during vacation?

I’m considering including a stop in Detroit as part of a road trip vacation. But I don’t want to include the extra driving if it’s not really worth it. I would consider it to be worth the drive if the clubs are as great as they are described here, and there are many girls that I would consider hot. But if Detroit clubs are kinda overhyped on TUSCL, and the girls are more skanky than gorgeous... then it’s definitely not worth it to drive for hours just to get some head from some skanky, coked-up dancer.

My guess is that there might be two or three, less than 10, girls who are truly gorgeous/hot out of all the clubs in Detroit. But I could be wrong. Unfortunately this is all very subjective.

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  • doctorevil
    6 years ago
    You are wrong. It’s worth the drive.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    There is only one way to find out. Go for it.
  • Mate27
    6 years ago
    I would avoid Detroit proper, just because of the crime and blight altogether. Same can be said about Cleveland, Chicago, and parts of Indiana. Not gonna risk the unknown areas, when it’s known that crazy ass liberals are around pushing for people to search for free stuff.
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Try shitting yourself
  • Longball300
    6 years ago
    The Doctor is right; you are wrong; make the drive and report back.
  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    I have not been there myself. But from reading TUSCL, the clubs worth going to are in Wayne County. Correct ?
  • JohnSmith69
    6 years ago
    Detroit clubs are mainly known for their mileage. However, each time I have been there have been quite a few girls that I would rate as an 8 or 9, and as best I could tell they gave just as much mileage as the less attractive strippers. The girls are not off the charts in looks by any means but are consistent with what you’d expect in a big city. I think you should go.
  • doctorevil
    6 years ago
    I’m in Detroit now as we speak/write. I went to Flight Club and a couple of other places yesterday. Flight Club alone is worth the trip. It’s like the Cheetah in Atlanta, except all of the girls will suck your dick, and the prices are not bad if you negotiate a little.
  • Htxx
    6 years ago
    Stay away, more for me
  • TacoBob
    6 years ago
    Doctorevil is correct. FC alone has one dancer I think of as runway-model level gorgeous, about 10 more that are actually part-time models, and many more that are IG-model-level and/or very attractive for dancers. Mileage and prices also can’t be beat.

    The only downside is that the most attractive dancers are also the most popular, so you can’t guarantee that your favorite eye candy will even have time for you.
  • joebr
    6 years ago
    I just came back from a 2 day trip to Detroit. It is totally worth it. Flight Club is great. I happened to like the Cricket a lot as well. Like every other state some girls shouldn’t be dancing. But there are many 8’s and higher as well. And yes, you can get what you want from most girls at most of the clubs. Totally worth a trip
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    If you hit the low-level clubs then you'll get skanks - if you have discriminating tastes then stick to the couple of higher-ned clubu (Flight Club, etc)
  • jackslash
    6 years ago

    "My guess is that there might be two or three, less than 10, girls who are truly gorgeous/hot out of all the clubs in Detroit." No, that's Cleveland you're talking about. :)

    I'll say a couple of things about the Flight Club, which is my favorite. The club is upscale, clean and safe, and they serve good food as well as drinks. The dancers are very friendly and willing to play. Most of the dancers are white, but there are always a few black dancers. Very few latinas and even fewer Asians. I find the dancers mostly attractive, with many 8's and 9's. This is not a club ad, because (unfortunately) I don't own the Flight Club.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    "Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today"

    Go so you can say been-there-done-that and don't have to wonder how it is - and you may end up having a great-time and perhaps even wanting to return.
  • s275ironman
    6 years ago
    When it comes to clubs, the ones most of us will recommend are in the suburbs of Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus and Southgate.

    Must-Visit Club:
    - Flight Club

    Other Good Clubs
    - BT’s
    - Criket
    - Landing Strip
    - Subi’s Place

    Clubs to Avoid (per your preference)
    - Bogarts
    - Henry VIII North
    - Henry VIII South
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    My question is what kind of road trip worth taking goes from eastern PA anywhere near Detroit?
  • _Constantine_
    6 years ago
    Not overhyped period.

    Go to Flight Club.

    I will not spend in PA anymore specifically Pittsburgh.
  • WillMunny
    6 years ago
    s275ironman's notes are accurate. There are also potential top-tier clubs on 8 Mile, but City of Detroit enforcement over the past year or so has made private VIPs tough to find, pushing a majority of the best talent out to the burbs.

    Some things about clubbing in (metro) Detroit to keep in mind:
    - Most clubs will charge for booth seating in addition to cover ($20 seems to be the goung rate). It's a pain, but the potential up-side is that getting a booth shows the dancers you've got money to spend - and gives you a bit more privacy than bar or table seating while you get to know each other.
    - Be prepared for sticker shock on drink prices (alcohol or not) unless you happen to hit a happy hour special. Flight Club is particularly guilty of this, with literally nothing under $10.
    - If you've read the reviews, you're probably already aware that you can usually get the best deal by negotiating services rather than pricing per dance or by time. Do your research to have a solid understanding of market rates, and remember the first price you hear - especially if they know you're from out of town - will often be double what you should normally pay.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Follow ironmans list and you’ll do great. All those clubs are south of the D near the airport in a relatively safe area.

    Well good question skibum - maybe he wants to stop at football hall of fame, rocknroll hall of fame, he’ll pass at least 3 decent casinos, Indians, browns, tigers, lions.... wow that sounds like an ad for all the Rick animals.

    I still say of all the rust belt cities Detroit is one of the most intriguing to me.
  • Vantablack
    6 years ago
    Isn't Detroit the worst city in America?

    Come for the strip clubs, stay because you got murdered


    I say don't do it OP! The only time I'd ever consider going to Detroit is for the Detroit Grand Prix and the Woodward Dream Cruise
  • FTS
    6 years ago
    Okay, seems the consensus is that the high end clubs in Detroit actually are quite good, nd there are plenty of lookers. So, Detroit will stay in my itinerary. Thanks to all.

    PS Skibum, there will be a lot of hours driving, but there are a few places to stop at along the way. Hell, Toronto is just about an hour from Detroit. But yes... PA is mostly a forest or farms. That’s what audiobooks are for.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Toronto is about 4 hours from Detroit. But you could come from PA to Detroit thru Canada, stopping at Toronto on the way. Windsor, Canada, is right across the river from Detroit. It's a quaint little city that is worth visiting. You get the best views of downtown Detroit from the Canadian side of the river.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Toronto is about 4 hours from Detroit. But you could come from PA to Detroit thru Canada, stopping at Toronto on the way. Windsor, Canada, is right across the river from Detroit. It's a quaint little city that is worth visiting. You get the best views of downtown Detroit from the Canadian side of the river.
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Vantablack: "Isn't Detroit the worst city in America?"

    No, you're thinking of Cleveland.

    Here's a scenic tour of Detroit:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHRkeqES…
  • _Constantine_
    6 years ago
    Jack that’s funny. I grew up in Cleveland and spent a lot of time in Dearborn after high school.

    I don’t even go back to Cleveland for fun.

    I would rather stay at The Henry go to one of many nice restaurants Andiamo Cantaro Market Buddy’s Auburn Cafe or Millers Bar. Also Detroit has multiple 24/7 Cony Islands. Also had the best sushi roll of my life at Crave before it closed and I used to stay in Baltimore for work so I know good seafood.

    It’s a down to earth city without a superiority complex like Pittsburgh where I am at now.

    Can it be rough? sure... I also like it because it’s a city not a resort community.

  • FTS
    6 years ago
    Ok, yea I got that wrong, Toronto is 4 hours from Detroit. Still... both cities are attractive to mongers. Plus, Niagara Falls.
  • chessmaster
    6 years ago
    Im going to go to detroit just to see if all this talk about "8s and 9s" is for real.
  • NeverEnuf
    6 years ago
    SC in Canada are fully nude with liquor but the ones in Windsor are of dubious quality. Sometimes they do get a number of Montreal natives. Love those French accents.
  • s275ironman
    6 years ago
    ^ Full nude with liquor is the only advantage Windsor has over Detroit. When it comes to mileage, Detroit wins and it’s not even close.
  • anthony6613
    6 years ago
    Come to Detroit and bring your cash. You will not be disappointed. Enjoy and write your reviews.
  • PrimetimeSchein
    6 years ago
    Come visit us you won't regret it
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