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  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    rahhman1
    Minnesota
    Are liquid lapdance underwear still worth it?
    Yes, the liquid lapdance is worth use!! I LDK every time I visit club and experience is very intense. Tip is using high quality silicone lubricant like Pjur or Penchant Premium (not the stock gel). That way lube last and do not cause wet spot on your slacks as otherwise would with water-base lub. The newer LL pouch size is more reasonable unlike prior larger design, and I do not have to reposition now as with older design. I find if I waiting a week or even two without ejaculations (it is natural due to my business schedules), the sensitivity of experience is very magnified with LL. I sometime supplementing with 1.5 to 3 g L-citrulline dissolve in 250mL water 1 hour before start dances. Make me feel like teenager again, the dances experience is so intense feeling with grind or stick shift over pant. Additional benefit is grind does not leave you raw feeling...I remember without wearing LL sometime aggressive dancer actually cause thin layer of skin peel off my genital taking about a week to heal. As my work require travel me to many place with business associate. Often we are visit club with so many beautiful women but notorious for low ITC mileage (like Vegas alas). So I use the LL for make most of my business club visit to enjoy, maximize pleasure gift from these young beautiful girl, as I cannot indulge the VIP extra due to my needs for maintain certain level of business conduct at SC around business associate. Perhap my situation is unique for my need to use LL. Ironic, as many girl after I LDK in LL they ask me to take their number and then I having much success for OTC. It worth trying, as cost is only 15 US$, less than cost of single dance at most club.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Has a stripper gropped you in the VIP? :D
    Follies. $10 for each 3 min song and you groped pretty much entire time. Best talent dancers using simultaneously her ass wiggle over middle of Mr Happy, her right hand all over and around top of Mr Happy, while her left hand down below playing your family jewels. Had to ask her to take hands off and slow her ass down during song 4 because almost LDK at the high chairs...and it was within 15 minute of walking into the Follies and the Follies patdown. Alas...wishing Mons Venus type girls worked at Follies.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    elemental23
    New York
    Follies
    ah, yes, my mistake as I had the alcohol when I writing....I do remember meeting handful of Cubana at Follies dayshift Sat and Sun early March. One have her hair dye blonde, very nice body, natural C cup, slender waist and face is like MILF though. Her dance is among best there, very good rhythms, nice use of ass and hand play at the high chair. High LDK potential with no need for VIP supposing. Would repeat with her. Agree that severe lack of "cute white chick" at Follies daytime. Maybe 2-3 only and they are usually occupy. Rest are bad shape. On other hand, I lost count of number of Afro dancer at Follies who have fantastic body with natural curve. They are majority now in the weekend dayshift, but unfortunately not really my type.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    elemental23
    New York
    Follies
    I visit Follies and Cheetah both twice on weekend early March, so I may comment: Follies daytime Sat & Sun line-up have lot of nice Afro girl, no Latina and no oriental, and only a handful of American girl. Most attractive American girl is 7, and even then still have a "trailer trash" je ne sais quoi to them. No 8 9 or 10 American girl at present time, and top attractiveness of Afro girl for dayshift is better than American girl. Most floor dance generous and handsy, except noticing most attractive American girls are peculiarly low-mileage in main area (include one who 50% air dance). Follies currently lacking any sort of American girl who is stunner or knockout. So overall disappointing and not living up to Follies reputation. DJ did good job, music mix is very trap/thug. They are play Future "Percocet Molly Percocet" every 5th song it seem...very nice song for grind and get hand shift. However, given bad dancer line-up, I will not revisit for a long time. Cheetah...is overall disaster for us experience club goer. Fri and Sat night full of group of ugly fat female customer who is first time at strip club gawking at dancers, many married couples with enslaved husband sitting behind angry wife glaring at dancers, drunk college kid groups crowding bar. Yes, several dancer are very pretty, but policy is air dance only in main floor. I did not even bothering with getting a floor air dance. You can just watch other customer stupid pay for one. Ok, usually there are 10 dancer on the 3 floor stage doing the uninspire "Cheetah Step" with boring look on their face, so tip the pretty one you like and ask her see you afterward. Well, I try VIP for hell of it, just to see what how bad it would be. I was shock it VIP dance ($54 house, $150 dancer, 30 minute) actually two way contact for touch. However, Cheetah dancer are so used to air dance as norm they cannot provide good grind...you paying for privilege of experience her bad technique, weak quad muscle, poor rhythm, underdeveloped lapdance repertoire. I am not wasting the time for visit Cheetah again.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    day Follies vs night Follies vs other ATL?
    thanking all, very nice and helpful advices!
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Faced with a shortage of options in the US, no sexual entertainment
    Mr Frustrate I am really confuse by your asssertation that all US club do not allow you for touching the girls. That is simple not true. I avoid any club that do not permit my touch on the girl. Best is to exclusively go to club where there is hot girl you can freely touching. If you are you scare of the girl germ, and or wish for elevation of your gratification during dance... then wear Liquid Lapdance and go for LDK. If you are you more brave and find the pretty girls you really enjoy, you will be surprise how often you receive the offer for OTC. See my review list and you will see good starting list of some top club for visit with many beautiful girl and freedom to enjoy the feel of their body in your hand.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    LecherousMonk
    Mom's basement
    I'm Smitten. . . .
    If you 30 you are very young. If you are reasonably good look, you should having no problem find many similar girl for fuck friendship on Tinder. It is free and work; the young men at my office speak of it always. Enjoy your youth now before you age like us tuscl PL and end up have to pay $$$$$$$$ to enjoy time with young girl.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    goldmongerATL
    The Square Above Charlie Weaver
    Stripper's other jobs
    It is for protect their resume so it marketable for future legit employments. Dancer know she cannot dance forever, and wish to avoiding future job interviewer asking her..."there is empty spot on your resume 2016-2018...what you were doing with your time then?" Several Vegas dancer I have talk to have legit job at times so they do not have suspicious empty spot on their resume.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    Conundrum
    Heaven! (Why is it so hot in here? And why does the bouncer have a trident?)
    Vegas Superbowl Sunday Viewing parties
    Sapphire. Call them and ask about the halftime dollar dances they do for Sunday games. For Super Bowl Sunday you might need reservations.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    a case for L-citrulline for enhance dances
    NOTE: the 1.5g before club seem to work best if you are fresh, well-rested and had not ejaculate for few day. I notice if I blown loads too recent then effect of citrulline is less, probably because already tired out enzymes/molecules in Mr Happy involved in L-arginine and nitric oxide pathway of erection.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    a case for L-citrulline for enhance dances
    4got2wipe - How often? Last few month, I have mostly taken 1.5 g (equivalent of eating about 1 pound of high-quality watermelon) before leaving to visit club. About one hour into visit I found dances felt much more intense and pleasure. Feeling very hard like I had when teenager...felt like maximum blood flow, max hardness with radiate heat. With home experiment you will clearly see and feel result. It will not cause spontaneous erect like Viagra, but you will notice citrullline effect kicks in bit while AFTER erection begin. I thinking you need blood flow into penis first in order take advantage of your elevated blood level of L-arginine and nitric oxide. So using 3g last night before club was ridiculous. Equivalent of eating 2 pound top watermelon or 13 pound of bad watermelon. I felt already leaking and ready to LDK on second dance. Had to slow/stop dancer off me several time to prevent premature LDK. Interesting is that you can hold back, so I did. The feeling of be on edge with citrulline was among the best I have ever experience during any dance, the kind you will remember forever. Papi_Chulo - Recommend 1.5g to start, and only take as need. 1.5g is amount you would intake from large 1 pound portion of quality watermelon. I am not using citrulline as daily maintenance supplement, as I believing the benefit only occur if there is erectile level of blood flow to penis, and fearing my body might become dependent on it. So only taking occasionally before club outtings. I remember hot summers years ago when I was young, eating a lot of cold watermelon with girlfriend and afterward best unprotection sex those same evenings due to intense erection and stay power. Citrulline + youth at work, unbeknownst to me. Meat72 - Oral L-arginine is metabolize differently and can have GI side effect like diarrhea. Both L-arginine and L-citrulline lead to higher blood L-arginine and nitric oxide to power your erection. However, direct oral L-arginine goes through more metabolic pathway before it reaches the penis, so you have to consuming higher dose of arginine and risk side effect for same effect with lower dose of citrulline.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Looks like the tap got turned off on the faucet of Cuban strippers
    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/12/world/americas/cuba-obama-wet-foot-dry-foot-policy.html Desired effect is that Cuba will able retain talented intelligent Cuban who otherwise escape to US. These valuable Cuban will then be able to improve Cuba from WITHIN Cuba. Side effect for tuscl member is improvement in strip club experience I believe. In last year, I have notice high increase in many club with Cuban dancers only know how saying "Papi want dance?" American stripper complain about losing business to Cuban who give everything so cheap and dirty.
  • discussion comment
    7 years ago
    jayhawk123
    Arizona
    Mons Venus
    Never met a Sophie, unless she use a different name. https://monsvenuslive.com/SophieMV it is? I believe you may watch the main stage online at Mons website and in the chat box you ask staff (BiancaMV?) about dancers. She can tell you honest and accurate since it is relative small (yet absolute iconic) club. P.S. There is a perfect 10 blonde there only weekends, but it not Sophie.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    Cuban invasion?
    I have encounter several Cuban dancer in Vegas in last few weeks, more than usual...so believe they are influx to that area also. Interesting that American dancers in Vegas have COMPLAINING to me about too many Cuban recently, jajaja. One Cuban dancer very beautiful, tall with long legs and pretty smile. I thought she was from Eastern European form afar, but then she speak with thick Cuban accent and I look closer at her face it look yes Cuban. She give excellent dances and when I ask, she saying "Hotel? Oh, yes yes..." Problem is English is very poor and hard to have laugh with them unlike American dancer. However, due to their natural beauty and natural dance ability, I believe it is plus we have see recent influx of Cuban dancers in our American club.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Ray42
    Texas
    Liquid Lapdance Scam
    I order pair several week ago and it arrive at my PO box a few day later with regular ship. And they respond to my email also. Never had problem with them order. The LL pant work excellent, LDK every time I go club now. Overall, I have save money by just buy dance from hot girl until LDK instead of pay $$$$ to cultivate OTC. However, one night I wear LL I met nice girl who giving great dance, then finally offer OTC at end her shift... so then I have to rush hotel to clean up (and hide silly looking LL) before she arrive. It appear LL company have redesign now (or are sending old version)...the pouch is smaller and no longer ridiculously oversizse. The "underwear" part is now single piece (Fruit of Loom women's granny underwear it appear) and not tied at side like string bikini. Are you sure you have ordering from the real LL website and not a imitator? Perhap they are not available around holiday, or the shipper have losting your order? P.S. Condom of lube is NOT same as LL. LL feel much much better and can use multiple time in one night, then wash & reuse many visits. Also, LL will not fall off out of your pant leg like condom for embarrass.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Kimi
    Illinois
    Escort experience
    I never try an escort. Just sound like trouble and lot of false advertise. Best chemistry is with American stripper cute girl. But you have to find her (the gem) among all the ROB strippers, then visit club a number of time likely, and spend on her in club prior to finally reach a cuddle and sleepovers wit her. But result is best I believe. Best option for quickest return on investment and absolutely best value is legal German FKK, especially if you adore young Romanian girl. There is flat 80-90 euro entrance fee to club. You meet girl in FKK like would at strip club. Then 60 or so euro to the beautiful young 20 year old Eastern European of your choices. Within 5 minute you will be with her in private back room to enjoy her company in many different way for 30 minute. Problem is these girl are more dirty and most not nearly as charm as American stripper I find. I may kiss the American stripper who do occasional sleepover for a distinguish subset of client, but not FKK girl which sound dangerous to your health. Always a protection on! I'm just glad I not having to romance my large ugly wife anymore!!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    My fav blowjob video
    Your DS should learning from this video. It is masterpiece. Perfection double BJ from two lovely girl. You will wanting the full video after watch this. http://www.xvideos.com/video23743806/sydney_cole_and_tiffany_watson
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Thigh gap. Yay or Nay?
    ABSOLUTELY thigh gap is the must
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Tips on Ordering Strippers to Your Hotel? (Bachelor Party)
    I have never trying this, but perhaps you must to visit your favorite clubs of the Portland and asking IN PERSON several pretty dancer you liking there if they do bachelor party.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Daenerys Targaryen nude in Game of Thrones
    Naomi Woods.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    best burner cell phone or cell phone plan?
    Thanking you all for suggestion. Do any of such app permit reveal of your real phone number or real voice mail to someone who is call the app's phone number? I am concern because my voicemail greeting contain my real name and business name stated in own voice (require for business purpose). This is problem with google voice, yes? She will call your google voice and it will forward to the real number and then she will hear me saying my real name and business affiliation? Then I will be mug or burglar by gang of stripper boyfriends try to steal my everything perhap. Also, I already have a google voice number tied to my real number for thing like amazon and department store card, etc. Thanking you
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    chukko
    Ohio
    Lack of Eye Contact
    Lacking of eye contact is not good, and it matter very very much that the dancer gift this. The best dancer will look you at the best moments. The most favorite dancers who are very in-tune with needs of customer will look deep your eye when they sense a LDK is imminent, they will keep you company afterward for dancer cuddle, and whisper your ear many playful half-truth & half-lie like it is a special secret between you and her.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Where do you stand?
    JohnSmith69, you have refer to your tasteful ephebophilia? Believing in you, it is normal biological response of normal man, as you would guess such beautiful and fit 18 and 19 year old would compel normal man with the inviting radiance of her peak fertility. And, then, we then would agree you and I are normal man. However, constructs of laws and culture are essentially rob modern man from enjoy full range of a woman perfect fertility, yes? Myself, I have felt sorrow for my several younger colleague in present dating world deal with chasing so many ugly, entitle, subfertile 30-somethings year old females as those women are perhap just years and calories from becoming just like overly adiposic waste of oxygen, nutrient and moneys known as my hateful wife. Meanwhile, so many beautiful young women who are eager yet inaccessible, amongst us all, yet seeming world away.