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Faced with a shortage of options in the US, no sexual entertainment

Tuesday, January 17, 2017 5:47 PM
Folks, could someone comment on the following? I'm an American bachelor, not looking for any seedy or unsavory sexual outlets, but I'm really frustrated with some kind of Puritan/prohibitionist trend in this country that totally limits my options beyond just watching dancers from a distance. I'd like to be able to touch women but that's strictly prohibited in American strip clubs. Next door in Canada, strip clubs are full-contact and you can touch their breasts without issues. But travelling to Canada is really hard nowadays. When I tried it a few times, I was stopped by Canadian customs/border patrol agents who grilled me about why I was traveling alone and who I was and what I was planning to do in Canada, which was unpleasant. They were really suspicious--a man traveling alone, especially in our current times with what's happening around the world, raises a lot of eyebrows, so I stopped after a couple of times. Some years ago here in the US, there were massage parlors where you could see nude masseuses and get a rub-n-tug from them with a bit of physical contact, no one really bothered these establishments, but then around 2010-2012 some kind of huge crackdown took place and they were all shut down, so now there's nothing at all. I mean, again using Canada as an example (we're not even talking full-blown brothels as in Europe or Australia), they have thousands of massage parlors with gorgeous ladies and all kinds of sexual services in every Canadian city openly advertising themselves with websites, offices, etc. It's really amazing, no one bothers them, and the quality is excellent, although Europe is even better of course. I'm just wondering, how do American bachelors deal with this restrictive Puritanism in this country (and it's gotten worse here recently)? Travel to Canada is difficult unless you have a "normal" reason to go there, otherwise unaccompanied men are questioned. Are you guys satisfied with just watching dancers from a distance and then going home? What if you want some more physical contact and are willing to pay for it?

27 comments

  • lopaw
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    7 years ago
    Honestly - if you are coming up short (pun intended) then you are looking for (rented) love in all the wrong places. Although I am also American (tho I claim to be Canadian when asked in this present political climate), I am no bachelor. I am not even a bachelorette. I am a married woman, and I find promiscuous opportunities more prevalent today than even 5 years ago. Yes we are a hypocritically puritan society, at least on the surface. But sexual opportunities abound when you know where to look. Me and my fellow (male) mongers here are not ogling dancers from afar. We jump in and maneuver to get what we want....at least those of us who club in liberal areas where extras are available. Maybe you need to move (or at least club) in a more lenient area? There are escort sites where anything is available for the write price. It's all (literally) at your fingertips!
  • sharkhunter
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    7 years ago
    If all I could do is watch from a distance, I could probably get more entertainment watching online cam sites and not bother visiting a place where you have to be several feet away.
  • FrustratedInTheUS
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    7 years ago
    Let's put aside for a moment actual sexual intercourse, which is a different subject and quite risky--even if we had Europe-style brothels here in the US (a la Prague, Berlin, Hamburg, Amsterdam, etc), I wouldn't use them because they're riskier than some "softcore" activities. I'm only interested in something softcore which is safe, quick, and reliable. When a bachelor in any other country (like Japan, Germany, Spain, Canada, you name it) gets home from work and wants some softcore sexual entertainment, he doesn't have to resort to porn on his computer, or to watching strippers while sitting on his hands. Just as an example in Canada, not only do they have full-contact strip clubs, but this is just a small sample of what's legal and available in every Canadian city -- there are thousands more: [view link] [view link] [view link] If something like this existed in the US, there'd be instant police raids, shutdowns, and prosecution -- this is actually unthinkable here, but across the border, Canadian bachelors aren't frustrated and enjoy these kinds of services openly and legally.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    You don't seem to be aware or have a full grasp of the entire US strip club scene - yes, good strip club areas *are* more of the exception, but they are def there - close to Canada is Detroit which up to now is Canada(esque) in terms of mileage, and there are many other areas
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    @FUS I'm trying to get your point sounds like you want prostitution legalized in the USA, fine, but then you complain about crossing the USA, Canadian border I don't get that. If you have a valid passport and are entering a foreign country as long as you are traveling for a lawful reason, I don't see a problem. Granted it has been a long time since I have been to Canada but many people go as tourists every day not sure I understand your point.
  • JohnSmith69
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    7 years ago
    If you know what you're doing, you don't have to sit on your hands at many US strip clubs. Far from it. But it takes time to learn what you're doing, both time going to strip clubs and time hanging out here. But I doubt that you'll get much in the way of specifics until people are convinced that you're not LE.
  • lopaw
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    7 years ago
    If you are talking legal vs illegal sexual opportunities, then you are preaching to the choir here. You can lament lack of legal sexual services here in the US all you want, but it won't change the simple fact that the rest of us manage to fulfill our needs (albeit often illegally). You are making it sound much more difficult than it actually is.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    Read some TUSCL reviews of a few clubs, e.g.: * Flight Club - Inkster, MI * Penthouse - Detroit, MI * Follies - Atlanta, GA. * Baby Dolls - Dallas, TX * Tootsies - Miami, FL * Diamond Dolls - Pompano, FL * Mons Venus - Tampa, FL * Tropical Lei - Upland, CA And there are many others
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    I can't wait to read dessertscrub's response :)
  • lopaw
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    7 years ago
    Thanks for reminding me, Papi. I need to make another scouting mission to Tropical Lei :)
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Papi, desertscrub is feeling a little under the weather, but he gave me a message to post on his behalf. He said: OP, you want entertainment options? It's January. Time to take down that Christmas tree and SHOVE it up your ASS you zero review cocksucker!!! Then, when you are done, blow me!!! Now get THE FUCK out of here with your ZERO REVIEW ass. Are we clear?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    LOL - very good impersonation :)
  • jackslash
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    7 years ago
    It is horrible living in Detroit and not being able to touch dancers in the strip clubs.
  • FrustratedInTheUS
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    7 years ago
    Hi, ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose : Reviews: 0 But anyway, you should be ashamed of yourself, insulting people like that. Now I understand why I dislike strip clubs in this country so much -- if this is the typical clientele in American strip clubs I'm certainly better off staying the hell away. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Frustrated: It was a joke. You'd need to know desertscrub to get it. If you stick around a while, you may understand it.
  • ClearHeelsHotAssCantLose
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    7 years ago
    Maybe this will help you understand: [view link]
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    @ Frustrated: You have way too negative an outlook - you seem to come to conclusions with very little amount of facts - it seems you hwve already formed your opinion and may only want that opinion reinforced
  • serrano
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    7 years ago
    Mr Frustrate I am really confuse by your asssertation that all US club do not allow you for touching the girls. That is simple not true. I avoid any club that do not permit my touch on the girl. Best is to exclusively go to club where there is hot girl you can freely touching. If you are you scare of the girl germ, and or wish for elevation of your gratification during dance... then wear Liquid Lapdance and go for LDK. If you are you more brave and find the pretty girls you really enjoy, you will be surprise how often you receive the offer for OTC. See my review list and you will see good starting list of some top club for visit with many beautiful girl and freedom to enjoy the feel of their body in your hand.
  • skibum609
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    7 years ago
    I find the initial post to be pure, 100% unadulterated bullshit. The idea a single male travelling to Canada is an issue at the border is simply a lie. Having strip clubbed in Montreal and Toronto I know for a fact the clubs in New England are higher mileage than most and equal to the rest. There are massage parlors open all over america and the idea that this country is exactly the same everywhere would be and can only be the ignorant opinion of some foreign progressive. At the end does anyone believe that a real america would self-identify as an American bachelor, with bachelor being a word not used by an American except for an idiotic tv show in 30 years.
  • 4got2wipe
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    7 years ago
    Relax skibum609! There are people who post crazy stuff that are not motivated by politics. FrustratedInTheUS might be telling the truth about his border experiences. Perhaps he wears a t-shirt that says "Lock up your daughters Canadians -- I'm a crazy American rapist!" I've never had a problem at Canadian customs but I don't wear that t-shirt when I enter Canada! On a semi-serious not my ex did have a problem entering Saskatchewan. It was winter and woman at customs kept asking whether she had packed enough warm clothes. She finally unzipped her carry on and showed the customs woman her parka! Advice to FrustratedInTheUS = say "I am a brilliant guy" when you cross the border and the agents will let you through! ;)
  • gammanu95
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    7 years ago
    Agree with skibum. The OP is full of shit. We don't need repressed zero-review losers like him occupying seats in SCs that we may be looking to use.
  • georgmicrodong
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    7 years ago
    skibum beat me to it. In what alternate universe are you living? The kind of soft porn you seem to be looking for is like sand on the beach in the US. Sure, there a locations that suck in the not good way, GoVikings' descriptions of Virginia come to mind, but there are other outlets less than a half day's travel. And where are you crossing the border? My brother crosses the Peace Bridge a couple times per month, alone, without any problem. Of course, that is a tourist area, so maybe that's it.
  • rockstar666
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    7 years ago
    I used to go to Windsor on business a lot many years ago, and no one ever grilled me at the boarder. I'd tell them I'm just staying the day which is why I had no luggage, and that was that.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    7 years ago
    The BS crackdown in the US is all political. The elitists in government want control and making things illegal gives them that control. Both Dems and Reps do it under the guise of morality! Yet the Dems are for infanticide and the Reps are support executions. You cannot have it both ways. The Dems say a woman can do what she wants with her body but only if the action fits a narrow band of behavior ( she can have a abortions, be like a cat in heat and give it away, men can have sex with each other on main street corners but neither can get paid for it but your can sell your blood and virtually any other service you can think of) Reps are for 'free trade and freedom' unless you happen to go against some politicos vision of freedom. This is why I am so against "government regulations" it is a Pandora's box that once opened spread like the contagious disease it is! There were no liquor laws or big time laws against prostitution until the "temperance" movement. While there were some local ordinances and regulations the feeling was if the locals population does not mind then leave it alone. The elitists behind the "temperance movement" saw an opportunity to rest control from local municipalities and states and used it to increase their power. They have never looked back at their unconstitutional laws and ways, they continue to take rights away from us under the guise of "the public good" What do you call a busload of politicians going off a cliff?.... A good start!
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    7 years ago
    @FUS -- Spoken like someone who has never been to Rhode Island... Don't know. The premise of the OP seems a bit trollish/spammy. Despite (or perhaps because of) the good spelling and grammar. Where are you located in the US?
  • gammanu95
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    7 years ago
    With a screen name like "frustrated in US", he should be crying to Ann Landers
  • malort
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    7 years ago
    I can tell you how to cross the border without being questioned, but I can also tell you how to get yourself questioned and pulled into secondary every time. I'm betting OP exhibits some of the red flags they look for, especially if he acts suspicious because he doesn't want to tell them he's going over to visit clubs. Anyway, OP, it just sounds like you need to grow a pair and learn how to do your research and ask for what you want.
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