Comments by s88 (page 7)

I forgot, the 2 $5 and 1 $20 were still there at the end when the stripper cleaned the stage. Either they were out of reach, or he wasn't trying to steal from the dancer, just using another PL's dollars. If this fake baller was a little smarter he would've been pocketing the stage tips. It was too easy to get away with it, with the edge of the stage, his jacket, his leaning on the stage, his motions. Originally I thought this guy was a professional 3 card monte or vegas card guy that came to see how much he can steal but I think he was just broke and wanted the experience. I never saw him put money in his pocket mid-song from his stack in his left hand. Only at the end, whatever was left in his left hand when 3 songs were up.

Once had a strippers tampon fall out onto the floor while she was giving me a nude lapdance. I had to calm her down, she put her panties back on, tried to finish the LD, fell off my knee from fear onto the floor, I pull her up, and the rest of the dance time was her sitting on my lap not moving and cuddling. Women bleed, its not a big deal.

Southern Xposure SLC charges a one time fee per night to get LDs of any kind (wristband). Showcase Theater Beltsville MD charges a one time fee per night for private room dances (you then pay per song).

Goth girls always have BFs, and usually drug problems. As much as I like them visually, they are high $ for low mileage. Overcounting, no touching, touching fees, etc. Goth white girls, for LD purposes are as interesting as pimp's name tattooed along with RIP lil bro tattoos, ratchett make it rain strippers. The one time a goth girl give me VHM, she had track marks, and IDK if she is sub or not, and how much I can dom her without the bouncers getting involved. She told me before the LDs she hates trust fund guys like me (she was assuming the suit), but bizarrely gave VHM anyway.

I've been offered, but I think its a rip off. I dont need 2 strippers who "love their BFs very very much" doing a lesbian show in VIP because its not cheating if its a chick, but they wont touch any man but their man.

Oldest->Newest Arch Deluxe with its mustard sauce Chicken Caesar Shaker salad Chicken Fajita with 2 packets of mild picante (discontinued) Big mac, throw out the beef patties in the trash, so its a cheese, thousand island, bread, lettuce sandwich Fish, no tarter (241 promo in my area for about a year, but its now too pricey for its plain taste) Grilled Chicken Bacon Clubhouse Sandwich (discontinued) McWrap Sweet Chili Grilled-no creamy garlic sauce (discontinued) Ceasar sandwich/mcwrap (discontinued) Today: Chicken Snack Wraps, the only thing I buy there other than coffee now Bacon Egg Cheese Biscuit, Sub Round Egg (I'll take the snack wraps this is a lil fat soaked but tasty)

Needs implants, too saggy.

The average once a year or once a lifetime in a SC guy wouldnt know the difference between a bikini bar and a SC. If you live in a tops-on county, an uneducated PL would that "Scores Sports Bar" is a SC and that is the end/highest experience they can get.

1 word. Corset.

@Papi_Chulo http://www.trannystrip.com/trannystripnyc Lapdances available. Madame X is shared with a hetro SC on other days.

I once cleaned a whiteboard with cognac because some idiot used a permanent marker on it, and there was an open bar, and I didnt want to find the janitor. I always keep my nails trimmed and filed and clean them before going to the SC so they aren't black. I also used gloves when I work on my cars so I dont have mechanics hands.

I get the feeling that the author has never been in a strip clubs.

I could never get strippers to make out/FIV/OTC before I started wearing suits to SCs. Once I get VHM from them ITC the suit doesnt matter, but it does for the "1st time". I've found suit jackets are good, fashionable, discrete replacement for fanny packs/handbags/backpacks. I can store a ton of stuff in the suit jacket inner packets, take off the jacket, so my pants pockets are empty for a more enjoyable LD. Some SCs make you check a backpack, but not a suit jacket, so I save $3-$5 by wearing the suit jacket.

3 magic phrases. "lets wait till the next song" "tell me when each song changes" "what song are we on"

I prefer fake over natural. Natural big tits unless she is 15 or 16 (illegal), is saggy and look like pancakes. I hate tits that have a fold under them. If I can keep a business card or pencil in place under her tits, they are too saggy. Big and fake or A cups are the way to go for me.

One of my SCs is closed today, the other is open.

"We met before last X at SC Y." I was at SC Z on X, you didnt answer my texts if you would be working at SC Z, and SC Y has been shutdown by police for 3 weeks now. Neither you or I were there.

What is nuts, these lapdance parties swap venues with EACH OTHER all the time. But it is the same small group of bars/lounges/nightclubs/restaurants that rent themselves out to LD parties. Im gonna loose it laughing walking into the same nightclub under a different LD organizer.

@twentyfive Yes it is in South America, but most of its population is from India and they look Indian. Around me the Guayanese hookers on BP are Indian looking, not African. Its a fetish or something around me. If you want the "desi" look, some Russian/Armenian(Kim Kardashian)/Sicilian/Greek/Romanian/not UK "Gypsy"/Lebanese/Turkish (never heard of one being a sex worker) girls pass for Indian. You dont need her to carry an Indian passport to check the box on your bucket list. You will much quicker find a Russian/Italian/Romanian stripper that meets your desi fetish than an actual card carrying Indian or Paki chick.

"5 out of 6 girls never showed up" instead of 30-40 girls on a sat night, just 8 showed up.

4th July, Christmas and New Years and Thanksgiving are also bad nights.

Sat night at my upscale SC, 5 out of 6 girls never showed up. 3 customers for every stripper. It was hell. Wasted $20 cover. Halloween weekend is really National Stripper Appreciation Day, aka vacation day for them to go all slutty with their civilian friends to civilian places. Of the 2 strippers I could text, neither responded this sat night when I asked if they were working. Oh well.

Older women know they aren't the 9s and 10s anymore ITC. Older strippers finally "admitted" and "came to terms" that they have to sell sex/themselves for $, and stripping isn't being payed to party. Older strippers dont pick customers based on civilian terms (how many guns/drugs/crews/home boys/cars/tats/muscles/dick size do you have?), young ones do. Every ITC extra I've ever gotten from a stripper, has been older than me. The youngest stripper I've ever gotten an extra from was 10 days older than me. The 2 craziest sessions were from 4 years older, and 7 years older. The 4 years older passes for being 10 years younger than me. The 7 years older one looks very old for her age.

Got a LD from a Bangladesh stripper at an all nude extras SC. Refused to take off her top, no touching, constant hands knock off. Left the SC after 3 weekends. Guyanese is probably the closest you all will get to Indian strippers. Genetically they are Indian but socially they are latina or AA, meaning sluts, so no honor killings among Guyanese families. Remember, southern indian and some bengli women pass for being AA with straighten hair. Since they pass for AA, all their friends are AA and they hang out in AA society, you might not be able to figure out their are south asian, NOT AA, in a dimly lit, neon color, SC. Some Guyanese are outright mixed race Caribbean/Indian. Its not impossible to get indian on the bucket list, see this south FL ex-stripper/ex-pornstar http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?103131-Indian-girl-Mandy/page2 so if 15 years ago you could find one in a SC, you might still be able today, its not impossible, hard but not impossible http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?103131-Indian-girl-Mandy/page2

Ask "How can we get the cameras turned off?" or "can we go somewhere more private after work?", either she plays along or she doesnt. You need cameras incase the customer tried to stab, choke, gag, or rape (FS without permission) a stripper, or a stripper puts a customers wallet or watch in her stripper bag without him noticing. I generally believe, by now, all cameras are irrelevant for extras/rules purposes. HJ, DFK and fingering can never be seen on the camera because of angle. Fucking, egh, if she has a schoolgirl skirt, cant be seen then. Some clubs have an explicit "no cameras" policy, some strippers and some customers are allowed "no cameras" LDs even though they are on and the monitors are on, other strippers and random customers, will be walked in on by a bouncer in a couple seconds if you touch a pussy or a titty. See these 2 posts by me. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=42506#comment515887 https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43768#comment533508