Comments by Meursault (page 6)

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Shouldn't they just look for the blow hole? That's how I find my strippers.

Depends on the couple. When the woman is visibly uncomfortable, mad or jealous it sucks. If she's having a good time they are just like anyone else in the club. I've never gone to a club with a woman who wasn't a dancer so my experience is mostly as an observer.

Interestingly she gives "atmosphere" 2.5 stars in her review while giving "dancers" only .5. Evidently she enjoyed the atmosphere during her coerced lappers.

I'm shocked. Shocked to learn that strip club managers might take advantage of dancers.

Words to live by courtesy of @desertscrub: "(S)he takes her SNATCH home with her at night along with your $20 bills....you take home a fantasy."

I think there are 9s at every age. There's more to a woman than tits (Horatio). As far as this situation goes, however, since these are all "dreams" and not real women anyway, why don't you just invite them all over for a Caligula-style pool party. I'm sure they'll get along great. Keep them away from the Dream Pool Boy (DPB) though.

Oh hell no!

Don't do it myself. What do you use? Mobile 1? Filippo Berio extra virgin olive oil? I prefer to spend my time and money with the strippers, but to each his own.

I'm a huge fan of the strip club buffet in theory, but I have a rule against paying to DATY. Or did I misunderstand?

Block her texts. The next fav is out there waiting for you. What's worse is when they retire but stay sweet. At least this way you get closure.

It's 30 minutes to City of Industry from Dodger Stadium. IMO that is where the best clubs are (or used to be, I don't get to LA as much as I used to). I like Synn.

^ your nipple or her's Juice? I imagine you have no trouble reaching your own.

^ RE: Baby Dolls (Dallas). Huge club, with a ton of very high quality girls. Better mileage than Vegas but girls are similar in quality to Vegas. No real extras ITC that I'm aware of, but there is some serious money at that club so maybe the wales get more than me.

PL4LIFE

I can make it but I would have to fly in just for this. I do want to see Follies before I go to strip club heaven, but I would feel better about it if more reliable TUSCL members were committed.

Meeting SJG would be trippy. Attendees would need to brush up on their local San Jose politics beforehand. Too bad San Jose has shit for strip clubs. Best option would be to get SGJ to travel to COI (a much better location for a TUSCL get together).

They all get asked this every night so even the ones who don't offer it won't really care that much. Some will be offended *gasp* but don't sweat it. They don't have any respect for you anyway so you aren't risking anything.

I'm in favor of an ATL trip in August (or whenever). I need to cross Follies off my strip club bucket list.

@motorhead: "No other word is so versatile." What about "smurf"?

We should register as a non-profit "Perverts Actively Taking Home Empty-pocketed Tarts to Incentivise Coitus" or (PATHETIC). Then we could hold an annual convention in Detroit or Atlanta for a get together and right it off.

There are 3 clubs about 10 minutes from me. I have only been to one of them and that was because a girl I know from a further away club said she was going to try dancing there (she didn't). That night though a girl there was offering bbbj for well below market prices. I never go to a club in my home town (with the aforementioned exception). This used to be because I was married and only went to clubs while travelling, now I do it either out of habit or because it still seems like sound practice. I've adopted a club a little over an hour away as my home club. Close to home, I try to avoid any activity that might put my name in the local arrest blotter (at a strip club that can happen through no fault of your own).

I dated two. Both in college. One of them was really, really smart, but other than that I didn't notice any difference between dating them and the other girls I dated. Only dated two certified nut jobs in my life. One was a Korean-American (again in college). The other was a Romanian I dated post-divorce. I was lucky to survive the Romanian with both my testicles in tact.

GoVikings because "Vikings" Juice because "Juice" Poledancer because (you know)

Two scenarios. First is you are misreading your relationship and you are nothing but a wallet in slacks to this woman. Second is you are correctly reading that you have a bit of a friendship (even though it is still primarily a financial stripper/custie relationship). In either scenario, I think you can just tell her you are taking a break. In the first case she may initially try some stripper shit, but will gladly accept your money when you come back. In the second case, she will understand. I would prefer to assume the best about her. If she told you she was quitting, you would be cool about it wouldn't you? Why would you assume worse from her?