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8 years ago
^ ha @lowpa. Once again, fortune favors the squinter.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Laugh out loud. I've worked at that computer. Didn't look that sexy doing it though.
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8 years ago
Oh I forgot two that I've actually encountered. I used to see a girl in COI who was getting into body building. She started out as a hot spinner, and then started getting man-abs. Today she is actually a competitive body builder. The other was a cute Mexican girl from Houston, back in the days when Houston was wild. She was almost perfect but...she had a noticeably hairy butt (and not the cheeks). She was new and cute and I wanted to help her out, but just couldn't.
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8 years ago
^ ha. Juice as a financial planner is scary. Hope you can live on chacken fangers and Four Locos in your golden years.
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8 years ago
Good list. Mine:
* face tattoos
* septum piercings
* a dick
In that order.
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8 years ago
^ ha. The System. All this advice is good, but how did I forget about The System. Where did I put my white suit?
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8 years ago
@larryfisherman, more power to you. I'm not sure what you see in "making it rain" myself, but if that's your thing, that's your thing. I don't frequent the rain maker clubs and hopefully you don't start frequenting my type of club. I don't want you driving up the price. I don't think your numbers are that crazy though. You said you were going once a week for 4 months. That only works out to about $1250 per visit. That's on the high end, but not so outlandish that it would cause a scene. I never go to the club with less than $1000, but I try not to spend it all.
When I was young and worked for someone else, I was much less careful with my money than I am in my old age. Now that I work for myself, each dollar just seems to represent more blood, sweat and tears than it once did. Of course, I didn't have to fight off some PL trying to finger my butt for the money, but sometimes it feels like it.
As to the veracity of Nina's claims, I don't doubt it, but I do think she's is an outlier as a non-extras girl banking in an extras town. Those extras girls can make for stiff competition, and the average customer in the D expects a lot for his money. Still, in my experience a really attractive and professional dancer can do well in any environment. And they better, because their lifetime earning potential in that environment is extremely limited (gotta make all you can in the window you have).
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8 years ago
Ironically there is no one scummier than Captain-Save-A-Ho.
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8 years ago
Sorry. A little drunk. Not my CF, but recent White Knight experience. I just find them loathsome in general. They are the mortal enemy of PLs everywhere.
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8 years ago
They don't remember you unless you are a regular at the club or did something egregious. Most dancers are drunk or stoned (that makes it easier to get felt up by perverts for money). The ones that are sober are professional and usually hustling.
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8 years ago
^ I strongly disagree. It may have taken longer but the ideas of liberty and equality would have eventually triumphed. England represented more than just a country in that war. It embodied the ideas of the Enlightenment which could not have been repressed by a foreign power indefinitely. The most Hitler could have gained was a temporary victory.
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8 years ago
The real crime is that he probably wasn't getting anything for his stolen money. I just fired a guy (sort of a friend) for stealing a few thousand dollars (less than $10,000) using phoney expense reports. At least he got something for his. I can't imagine it at this level. Of course, $10,000 is probably a bigger percentage of my companies net worth than $480,000 is of World Wide Whatyamajigger's.
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8 years ago
Sounds like the game is balls deep into you.
Between, life, real women and strip clubs, I don't know how you find the time for all the other stuff. I'm thinking of cutting back on either real women or strippers. I would cut back on life, but it pays for the other stuff. It's sad that I have to think about it, but there it is.
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8 years ago
Maybe they can replace this club with one that has more reasonably priced strippers. Perhaps the solicitor is just a PL on a budget.
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8 years ago
Nope. He could be, but no way to know. 5.2 yards per carry. How did they lose? Can't pick the GOAT from an era when linebackers had beer bellies. LT is intriguing, that dude could completely takeover a game.
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8 years ago
Floyd is a world class woman beating jerk, but you can't pin this on him. Does anyone honestly think Floyd had anything to do with sending the 1099s? He's got people to wipe his ass. He doesn't know what a 1099 is.
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8 years ago
I can't believe there are 17 places worse than Rockford, IL.
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8 years ago
I only remember the one legged stripper...Eileen
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8 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Should've called it "The Plank" instead of the 46. RIP Buddy. Once a Viking always a Viking. I forgive you for coaching for the Bears (mostly).
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8 years ago
I like to start with one race (whichever) and then mix it with mine.
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8 years ago
"masturbating at the urinal in the mens room while the bathroom troll is holding your balls" takes too long to type, it should just be called "JuiceBoxing"
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8 years ago
As a charter member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee I would ask that you please refrain from breaking the Internet. We need it for our members only on-line Parcheesi tournament, which will start as soon as we get our 4th member.
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8 years ago
On the plus side, not a lot of tattoos in that video. Too bad you have to be a car to get a decent lap dance in Utah.
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8 years ago
Laugh if you must, but Wylie Dufresne charges $65 for that dish. That's artisanal small batch heirloom tomato ketchup. Each macaroni noodle is hand crafted by bending a soggy noodle around a virgin's ass. The mayonnaise used as the base for the ranch dressing is made with eggs from free range chickens who were raised in strict accordance with the Amish chicken purity laws of 1864. The nuggets are just from McDonald's.