Comments by EastCoaster (page 31)

I vote no. If I have someone on ignore, I just want to be done with them and they don't need to know. You would hate for someone you have on ignore to know that and start bad-mouthing you in other posts.

Damn, I just saw him a week ago and he was fine. Snowtime and Bubba, please give him my best. Tell him I'm coming back to Atlanta in two weeks and I expect to see him again at Follies!

^ Are her boobs fake? Is the bear a Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? Yeah, they gotta be fake.

I remember my first day of nursery school like it was yesterday. The teacher's son, who was probably five or six years old, came in and sang "You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog" which was a big hit for Elvis Presley at the time. I was three.

I am on my desktop, and noticed earlier today that there is a black band across the bottom of my screen that has my User Name, my VIP Membership expiration date, and links for Unpublished Reviews, Favorites, View Profile, Edit Profile, Ignore List, Trust List, Articles, and Logout. I *love* this, as well as the purple banner up top. Thanks, Founder.

BigTezzy, why is Tijuana out of the question? Obviously, if you're willing to consider City of Industry/LA, it's not a question of distance. Just wondering.

No one can beat shadowcat's tally, but since joining almost four years ago, I have met about two dozen TUSCLers, including a few women -- one of whom is *not* a dancer.

Why am I not able to see any of the imgur.com pics? Others have said they couldn't see them, but some of you have. This is the message I'm getting: Zoinks! You've taken a wrong turn. Let's split up, gang. If you're looking for an image, it's probably been deleted or may not have existed at all. If you are looking for groovy images, visit our gallery!

Some excellent choices listed, and a nice variety of "types." georgemicrodong mentioned Heather Locklear in her prime. Agreed. I actually got to meet her in 1996, and she was much, much, MUCH prettier in person than I had ever seen her look on TV. OMG, just incredibly beautiful. (I also met Rodney Dangerfield that day. OMFG, did *he* ever look like shit!) I would say that those two British princes, William and Harry, married well. I think both Kate Middleton and Megan Markle are great contemporary beauties.

I have made the crossing to Tijuana nine times to visit Hong Kong and other clubs and have lived to tell the tale(s). Met up with a fellow TUSCLer on two of those occasions. I have never felt like I was at risk, but I will say I don't drink so I am always able to keep my wits about me. I also stick to the few blocks around HK and have never walked around there really late at night. There is so much good info available on this site (including my own article, which many TUSCLers have cited as being really helpful) that those who have never been can get a very good sense of how to get there and what to expect. I have read a few stories on here about problems with the TJ police, but one particularly horrendous story was (I think rightly) called out as total bullshit by other TUSCLers. Other situations seemed to be the result of some combination of stupidity, carelessness, or intoxication. Is it worth it? You know I will say yes. If you've never been there, you might be thinking HK is some kind of third-world shithole shack with skanky girls, but it's nicer than probably 75% of the clubs in the States, most of the girls are stunners, and they're all DTF (or whatever you're looking for). It's much cheaper than almost any of the clubs in the U.S. and the mileage is off the charts. I look forward to returning when business will take me to San Diego next spring.

Add my vote for bringing the Top 40 lists back.

I got my wallet lifted a few years ago on a train in Chicago on my way to the airport. Knowing that some strippers are pick-pockets, I have taken to keeping a separate wallet for clubbing, which contains everything I need. Notably, it's an oversized wallet, which makes it hard to get in and out of my back pocket. It's a little bit of a hassle for me when I reach for it or put it back, but it's a sure bet that no stripper will get it out of my pocket without my knowing.

I totally agree about the importance of day and time information. I travel a lot for work and fit in SC visits when I can. A lot of clubs are dead during the day, but for others, it's the best time for extras (or at least decent contact), and because many of the clubs I visit are new to me, I need to know so I don't waste my time. When I look at a review, I first scroll down to find that info, since it provides some needed context for much of what's written. I liked it much better when it was towards the top.

I agree with everything Jimmy McNulty said. I, too, would not write reviews if not for the VIP. I love to write, I try to include a lot of details in my reviews, and I get a lot of positive comments on them. (Most appreciated was when shadowcat said of one of my reviews from last fall, "Great review. It's what Founder means when he says to convince someone to go or not go.") Yes, I get annoyed when I write long, informative reviews and then someone else gets VIP credit for a few sentences or a worthless Letters-to-Penthouse-style recollection of an experience from five years ago, but I just move on. Jimmy McN is right that the comments are fantastic. It's a good way to call out the shills and morons -- or reward people for a well-done review.

It's an occupational hazard for me. I work for an organization that trains young professionals, and there are about 650 of them in their mid-20s to maybe early 30s all around me all day long. Of course, half of them are men (and irrelevant to this topic), but many of the women are in prime condition with gorgeous bodies and, frequently, faces to match. At one point or another, they all have to meet with me. I am constantly wondering what kind of dancers they'd be...and all that goes with that.

I am wondering what the legal definition of prostitution is in Texas. I am not a lawyer nor an expert about this club, but I have been there twice and have posted favorable reviews despite the lack of extras. As the OP stated above, the VIP room is not private at all -- not only multiple chairs/couches/whatever, but windows that allow visual surveillance by pretty much anyone walking by. I did not use the VIP room (much too expensive for what I perceived would be available), but from what I could see, it's hard to imagine FS going on in there. Do lesser acts that may result in gratification in exchange for money constitute prostitution?

I've seen a few black guys do this, too, so apparently it's an equal-opportunity problem.

I believe Cincinnati has no strip clubs.

From my 4-22-17 review of Synn Gentleman's Club in the City of Industry (CA), which is a juice bar: "The waitresses all wanted me to buy the girls drinks, which I think is almost pointless when there's no alcohol in them. Lady drinks are $6.00 for a small or $12.00 for a large. For soda. I declined." At least I knew what was in them.

OK, I'll try that -- as soon as i figure out something clever to add...

Oops... There was no food involved.

"About a decade ago, something similar happened in Memphis. Some outfit tried opening a strip club under the guise of a restaurant." I have eaten in a lot of strip clubs, but there was nofood was not involved.

"About a decade ago, something similar happened in Memphis. Some outfit tried opening a strip club under the guise of a restaurant." I have eaten in a lot of strip clubs, but there was nofood was not involved.

Well, as you see, despite my changing the location earlier today from Pennsylvania (where I've been since Thursday) to nothing, it's now back to Pennsylvania. Between then and now I had logged out and logged back in from a different hotel in the Philly area. Founder, when I changed it earlier today, did I miss a "save changes" button somewhere?

No reason not to take condoms. Even if they check you on the way in, it's not like condoms are contraband. It's also not like they would never have seen them before. FWIW, I have always taken condoms into Tijuana -- and have returned with fewer than I came in with. lol