Damned Cubans
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
It would be to hear some of the crazy shit you've seen with the Cuban invasion.
I went to Lookers a couple of weeks ago to see if what I had read on another site about the hotter dancers and higher mileage was true. It wasn't, really. There were one or two 7+, but not mileage so much as pushing for me to buy VIP time, which I declined. At one point, a cute-ish girl was grinding on me a little at the bar, but I declined her request for a dance and pit a dollar in her bra cup to make her move on. Suddenly, four Cubans surrounded me out of nowhere and pulled open their bra cups as if I was going to tip them for nothing. "No" is the same in both languages. But the kicker was, after the dance with the high pressure VIP upsell attempts, I went back to the bar to finish my beer and decode to stay or go. This huge, ugly, coal black beast lumbered into me. She was every ounce of 275 lbs or more. Imagine a shorter, uglier, fatter-assed Nicki Minaj covered in cellulite. Even Papi would have run screaming, but I was trapped. Wordlessly, she wraps her stubby little arms around me, places my arm on her ass and begins front-to-front grinding. I begin to push her off and she puts my arm back on her ass and pulls me in closer. I push her off firmly and repeat "no" several times. She begins to lumber off, but decides instead to shine me on. With her back to me, she bends forward what little she can, and spreads her humongous ass cheeks. Letting them slam together before lumbering away. I can't unsee it
I went to Lookers a couple of weeks ago to see if what I had read on another site about the hotter dancers and higher mileage was true. It wasn't, really. There were one or two 7+, but not mileage so much as pushing for me to buy VIP time, which I declined. At one point, a cute-ish girl was grinding on me a little at the bar, but I declined her request for a dance and pit a dollar in her bra cup to make her move on. Suddenly, four Cubans surrounded me out of nowhere and pulled open their bra cups as if I was going to tip them for nothing. "No" is the same in both languages. But the kicker was, after the dance with the high pressure VIP upsell attempts, I went back to the bar to finish my beer and decode to stay or go. This huge, ugly, coal black beast lumbered into me. She was every ounce of 275 lbs or more. Imagine a shorter, uglier, fatter-assed Nicki Minaj covered in cellulite. Even Papi would have run screaming, but I was trapped. Wordlessly, she wraps her stubby little arms around me, places my arm on her ass and begins front-to-front grinding. I begin to push her off and she puts my arm back on her ass and pulls me in closer. I push her off firmly and repeat "no" several times. She begins to lumber off, but decides instead to shine me on. With her back to me, she bends forward what little she can, and spreads her humongous ass cheeks. Letting them slam together before lumbering away. I can't unsee it
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When I started clubbing regularly in Miami (early 90s), they were what got my blood flowing. I became so attracted to them that I married one (a cubana, not a stripper).
More racism from our number one Alt. Right winger.
Although I can speak enough Spanish to get laid, I wouldn't call it fluent and refuse to negotiate with them. In fact I am boycotting them.
:)
Thus many Cubans that get here come w/ the shady mindset of "working around the system" in order to get what they want - that's why Miami was (and probably still is) the Medicare fraud capital of the U.S.; and the Cubans also specialize in other "exploit the system" white-collar type crimes such as auto-insurance fraud (fake accidents); etc.
Thus many Cuban-dancers have that "do what you gotta do to get that loaf of bread" type mentality - and why Miami is very corrupt similar to many Latin American countries and why I'm careful of doing business in Miami (personal or o/w) and often avoid it. (of course this does not apply to all Cubans; there are def many honest hard-working Cubans and they are the majority; it's just that there are too-many of the hustlers).
w.r.t. Latinas; I like the Colombians the best and have found them to be the best dancers in the way they treat me and in their demeanor - I like Colombian people in general - I often avoid the Cuban-dancers - they are too cutthroat, pushy, and a bit emotionally volatile - not all are like this of-course and some clubs are worse than others.
There was one at Baby Dolls but I have not seen her lately. Beautiful face and nice booty.
Also - the situation in Colombia is much better these days than back in the 80s and 90s thus it seems much less people are leaving the country and why it seems harder to run into as many Colombians these days vs back in the day.
But yeah - Colombian women normally have great attitudes (IME) and are very attractive IMO (they often have the face *and* the bod).
Gammanu95 - good discussion topic.
I feel the same way as you.
Papi - great low down on cuban dancers.
Also the new wave of dancers have to pay around $20K to get smuggled into USA and often have a pimp taking his cut. Lot of pressure to produce income. They live 10-12 to an apartment and don't come out of the spanish zone.
As Papi said majority are honest, hard working and my experience is some cuban dancers can be fun.
I'll look out for colombian dancers.