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Comments by IHearVoices (page 26)

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    9 years ago
    bang69
    North Carolina
    WWE Divas
    Currently? Lana, Sasha Banks, and Naomi.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Criteria for a dream stripper
    Believe me, it does. I might not be so lucky next time...or I might be very lucky, depending on how you look at it. I thought hard about it last time she asked, but was able to resist. She probably can get it out of me: I just have to make her put more effort into it than she wants to.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Criteria for a dream stripper
    Under the criteria given above, I may actually have a DS. There's one girl who I've mentioned in a review who's just about perfect: 1) caramel complexion, pretty brown eyes, soft and natural everywhere, shoulder length hair, maybe 5'5", and perfectly proportionate; 2) nice personality, really cool, not too hustler-ish, remembers me (this is a big plus since I live in a different city and rarely get to see her), and gets into dances without sounding too fake; 3) grinds in the right place - for herself as well as for me, let her tell it. Funny thing is she doesn't love dancing for me because I'm the only guy who won't go VIP with her. I'll get plenty of dances, but I'm not an extras guy and I can't see myself spending $4-5 on one girl in any other situation.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    SC Binge ?
    Haven't had anything like that, but my visits come in bunches since I live in a place with no SCs. I've come somewhat close twice. In April I went to Playpen, Brass Flamingo (twice), Allure, Oasis, Atlantis, 2001, and Tootsies (twice) in nine days. In June/July I went to Tootsies (three times), Climaxxx, Solid Gold, Pure Platinum, KOD, and Vixens (twice) in eught days. My favroite binge-type activity, though, was spending 15:15 of a possible 24:30 (between 6:15 PM one day and 6:45 PM the next) at Follies...which is even worse when considering that the club was closed for all but an hour of the time I wasn't there.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Tits – Firm or Soft (could also apply to tacos I guess :))
    Soft for both. Soft tacos just taste better. As far as the main subject, I've grown to dislike fake ones to the point that I don't even want to touch them if/when she asks me to. Same way with...well, every part of her body except her stomach.
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    9 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Blonde, Brunette, Reshead?
    Among these three, I'll go with brunette.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Racism in pornography.
    Racism in a business: okay, next topic.
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    9 years ago
    martinb244
    Florida
    What is the price of lapdances in your area?
    In South Florida the standard is $25/song and I've never bought a dancer a drink. Depending on where you go, the dances are either nude or topless. I can't see there being any way I would ever pay $40 a song: maybe if I go to Penthouse NO and there's just someone I have to have - but she'd have to be perfect. Even then, something tells me I'd regain my sense and go to Passions where I can get two for that price.
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    9 years ago
    Remember 9/11 on the news?
    I was teaching a class in Atlanta at the time. Principal got on the PA with an "everything's going to be alright" type message. I was clueless - my first thought was that something happened to the president. I went to the office after class like I always do and then I saw the news and realized what happened. I didn't have another class for three hours so I spent the time watching the news and helping out around campus (we had quite a few people who knew people in the affected places). Taught the remainder of my classes and then went home to follow everything on the news and my new PC that came in the mail the day before. Did anything make sense: I guess...I still had a very superficial view of politics and all, so I didn't question anything. Honestly, I didn't really understand the scope of the tragedy at first. If it would've hapepened two years later, my reaction and thoughts would have been very different.
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    9 years ago
    bronco83
    Maryland
    How far would you drive for a decent club?
    I'm with Rick: I'm not driving more than half an hour, mainly because I'm not going to feel like making a long trip home (or to my hotel room).
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    “Looking for free”
    I used to almost never tip stage, simply because I don't care about stage. Most clubs I go to have TVs that air sports, so I watch TV until I'm interested in dances...or just to pass time. Recently, though; I've gotten cool with the idea of stage tipping. I've probably tipped twice as much on stage since April than I have the rest of my five-year SCing career. I'll do it if no one else is tipping and I'm actually watching stage, or if I just feel like doing something different. It doesn't cost much at all: I mean, a $2 tip to 10 girls is hardly anything (it just doesn't feel right to me to tip $1). I'll never do two tip-related things, though: sit at the tip rail or go to a place with a tip walk.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    We all have different tastes.....in women.
    In entertainment: hmm...well, my top 3 women in entertainment at the moment are Scarlett Johansson, Misty Copeland, and Vanessa Bartlett. Honestly, Halle Berry still is at the top but I figure the other three make for more interesting discussion.
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    I Hate Tennis...but Damn, Chris Evert is Still Fine
    Chris could get it. So could both Williams sisters, Madison Keys, and Domenika Cibulkova. Not sure if Tamira Paszek still plays, but she could go to the front of the line.
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Vanna White
    Haven't seen Vanna in a while, but Chrissie Evert is around the same age and she could get it all.
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    9 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    Friday and Saturday are for amateurs
    That is what I mean, SJG. There's a shortage of girls period, but the shortage of desirables is more severe.
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    9 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    Friday and Saturday are for amateurs
    Yeah, we look for different things. Your preferred experience doesn't sound bad at all, though: it's just that since I don't club regularly (I live in a town that's not really close to any SCs) I try to get everything in that I can, which doesn't lend itself to hanging out with one girl.
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    9 years ago
    emptystacks
    Virginia
    best clubs in the country...
    As far as the places I've been, there's Follies (day) and Tootsies (night)...and there's everywhere else.
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    9 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How much money
    I'd lay Hillary down with the quickness and sell the tape to the highest bidder. I would then take the money and move to a country with no extradition.
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    9 years ago
    georgebailey
    Catalina
    Friday and Saturday are for amateurs
    It depends on the SC. If we're talking dives and/or black clubs, weekend nights are terrible times to go...well, most of them. Passions in NO is much better during the weekends. I've never gone to Inner Room on a Friday or Saturday, but I'd take Thursday nights over Sunday afternoons. Other clubs, give me Saturday night any week of the year. Best talent available, I'm not into extras, and I couldn't care less about so-called competition. Only thing at Tootsies is that people will take girls to VIP and lock them up. You may have to go down to your fourth or fifth option...which should be alright, honestly.
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    9 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    "Standers" get no play
    When I went to Pure Platinum (Fort Lauderdale) a couple of months ago, the girl I eventually ended up getting dances from said she didn't approach me at the beginning because I was standing. I thought it was weird, especially since the club was so empty. I usually prefer standing, as sitting always gets me attention from undesirables. Funny thing is it ends up working into a Murphy's Law of SCs: doing things (standing, moving constantly) to avoid dancers I don't want ends up turning off dancers I do want...and the ones I don't want approach me anyway.
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    9 years ago
    Store bought Pizza
    DiGiorno, stuffed cheese crust. It's about the best you can get store-bought.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    How do you like your pussy?
    In order: strip, line, bush, shaved.
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    9 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    How many "10" s do you see in the strip club?
    @chessmaster - yeah, she was a stripper. There were maybe 20 girls: it was an after-party for a strip party during "classic weekend" in 2012. I was horribly dsappointed during the regular party, but decided to try the after-party since I wasn't ready to go to sleep yet. It was on the corner of Colonial and Kirkman. Started at 3, went until 6. Place was two floors, pretty nice size. There were some good-looking girls, but she took the cake.
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    9 years ago
    chessmaster
    Illinois
    How many "10" s do you see in the strip club?
    I've seen one, but she wasn't at a club. She was at a party that some guys had at a club they rented out in Orlando (of all places). Blond hair down to her shoulder, with one of the most perfect bodies I've ever seen. D range up top, nice thickness on the bottom. Smile to die for. Never got a dance with her because the guy she was with had her from the time I saw her until the end of the night (about 2.5 hours). I couldn't even be mad.
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    9 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Lying to Customers
    Matters none: no dancer has ever "sold" me on a dance. I know whether I'm getting a dance before she opens her mouth.