Wow - Kicked Out Of Heavenly Bodies, Elk Grove Village, IL
rockstar666
Illinois
For sucking a nipple!! I've been sucking nipples for 20 years there... I spend $10k a year there...well I'm done. Something has changed obviously, and if if nipple suckling is not verboten Michael (the owner and no longer my friend)_lost my $10k a year. Sorry to my regular dancers but I'm not going anywhere where that's now not allowed.
They were so BS about it too. I was looking for a conversation with the bouncers that would encourage me to come back when "it" blows over but they were too stupid to even understand what I was talking about. So something has changed. Anyone who likes HB for what it was like I did...you might as well forget it. And on a Sun night! The lot was empty and now I know why!!! As a big HB supporter for 20 + years...I say STAY AWAY!!!! Fuck them.
They were so BS about it too. I was looking for a conversation with the bouncers that would encourage me to come back when "it" blows over but they were too stupid to even understand what I was talking about. So something has changed. Anyone who likes HB for what it was like I did...you might as well forget it. And on a Sun night! The lot was empty and now I know why!!! As a big HB supporter for 20 + years...I say STAY AWAY!!!! Fuck them.
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It was weird. I bought the dancer and myself a drink (upstairs) and paid a 20 but change would be 'supplied' after the set. Weird. I did get my change eventually because I refused to leave until I got it. I had 2 bags of chips at the bar that they refused to let be take but I took one and they said nothing.
Obviously something there has changed. My dancer was appalled....she realized this was going to cost her. Not ony was she a CF but the place was DEAD...and I had $$$ in my pocket to spend on her.
I joke how HB is a no extras club and it is even though long term guys like me get nipples and occasional HJs from established dancer relationships...and she wasn't even close to my cock (yet). I'm still appalled...the parking lot tells the tale. Empty. Now I see why.
Were most of your visits in the past on nightshift or dayshift? Often times in most clubs mileage is more tolerated on dayshift.
And yeah - bouncers are usually meat-heads so no-good to get into w/ them unless one is prepared to b done w/ the club.
Perhaps the club is recently getting some type of pressure and they are enforcing the rules more tightly?
This story reminds me of my first trip back to clubbing in Sep 2015. Ah, the new rules, laws, and ordinances. I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue. I get where you are coming from.
Kinda weird that they'd treat a regular like this. I'd think maybe they switched management or LE was cracking down on them. But over a nipple suckle??? Ridiculous. If I can't suck on boobs in a club I don't go, period.
HB is a bikini/no extras club as I've posted many times, but the dancers are friendy and I THOUGHT the boundries were understood. ike I said..it's changed. I was such a shill for this club in all my reviews too without telling tales. Their loss...I'm done.I will now advise peole to avoid it.
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So tell us...how was the chips ?
myself, i've reviewed 10 clubs (after this weekend it'll be 11 clubs), i visit 4 clubs on a regular basis, and my general rule of thumb is if you mention a girl you don't mention mileage, and if you mention mileage you don't mention the girl (and possibly not the club either).
But being even more strict about lap dances makes zero sense to me. The last thing you want to do is alienate even more customers. I remember many years ago at PoleKatz, i decided to do a 15 minute champagne for $225 or something outrageous like that when 15 minutes of dancing (on a Tuesday, as it was) in the general LD area cost between $40-80 depending on topless or nude. And almost all girls allowed tit and ass touching with many allowing nipple sucking. About a couple minutes into it, i was grabbing boobs (not sucking nipples mind you) and shortly afterward, the floor host walks in and says no touching the breasts. I'm like wtf? I've done much more than just that in the regular dance area for a fraction of the cost; i guess this douche never wants to sell a room ever again, which i don't do rooms there anymore. The rest of the dance just had bad energy and even the dancer was upset about it and offered me a couple free dances in the regular dance area afterward. She said she wasn't charged house for dances on Tuesdays, so it didn't cost her anything. It was a very nice gesture that i accepted. Miss that girl.
A wise man once said if I can't suck a tit in the front room it's a no go - LarryFithStick
She hurt me so bad LMFAO
Lol!
He got what he deserved, and thinks the rules don't apply to him because he "name drops" someone and has known to spend a little $$. News flash, $10k over a year pays for 2 months of one stripper's cost of living. That's a drop in the bucket, so your money does t even mean shit to them. Move on.
I try not to feed the trolls, but I'm laughing at this one..
"I had 2 bags of chips at the bar that they refused to let be take but I took one and they said nothing."
I also try not to troll anyone myself, but really? Was this some big dust up where custies are watching an argument at the bar, then a guy grabs a bag of chips and storms out?
Bouncers are one step below a pet rock -- they don't get it and don't give a shit that they don't get it. A bouncer can't comprehend the concept of a bottom line. Either can the manager, probably -- I'm sure they don't have profit sharing!
You need to call and find out when this owner Michael will be there. You need to go and discreetly tell him privately and personally what happened. He will either make it right or he won't. If you are as loyal a customer as you say (and I have no doubt you are as I have read your reviews for years), and he fails to make it right, do whatever makes you feel better. Wave your $$$ stack at him on your way out. Make sure he knows why you'll never return and that you intend to besmirch their reputation online among a large group of PLs..
Or, accept his apology and return to your CF's nipple.
Either way, it is more satisfying closure.
Cock Star clearly you don't spend enough money for the manager to give two flying fucks about you or your feelings
I think it's because he's a Cock"sucking"Star with an oral fixation.
The manger -- probably not care about revenue impact
The bouncer -- definitely not care about revenue impact