This could provide some very amusing replies. If you owned a strip club - what name would you give to it?
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What would you name your club?
Oct 6, 2017, 11:33 AM
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Pussies, or Pussycats......
Bubba's Breasts, Butts and Beavers. Nickname "Bubba's Triple B"
"Ebony Nites"
The juicebox Grindhouse The booty trap
Here's a few names that would make a club an easy target to get raided often.
House of Whores
E.Z. Xtras Lounge
"Booty Emporium"
"BJs Hosale Club"
Lol
The ho lounge Pimps paradise
The Puss n' Booty Tavern
The Men's Quilting Circle. No significant others would ever suspect a place with a name like that!
Or maybe, the Woodworking Shop! Tools can be sharpened, and they are expensive!!!!!
Xtras Paradise
The Phoenix
The Show n' Tell Playhouse
"Erections R Us"
"Mileage Emporium"
Loyal Order of Buffalos.
“Can’t come home right now honey, me and the boys have a meeting st the Loyal Order of Buffalos’ in downtown Bedrock.”
"Double-Ds Factory"
"Bigguns"
"All Naturals Emporium"
"Juice's Fried Chicken and Boobs"
"Buffalo Wild Butts"
"Papi's Brickhouse Factory"
Ace names papi!
^ my PL-game is strong
"Shadowcat's Spinner Emporium"
"Subraman's Lock-down-Your-Ho Emporium"
overtime.
"Chess's Nothing but PAWGs"
"JS's Nothing but DS's"
La Vida Loca
"The System"
"No Cubans Emporium"
"Castle Dancealot"
Pussies R Us. The publicity when ToysRUs sued me would get me tons of free publicity.
I like shadowcats corner
"LDK Factory"
"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"
Boner Garage
Shake n Snake
"Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"
The Pink Slip
"TUSCL House"
Grinders
"The Ultra Mileage Lounge"
"7 Ups"
"Groper's Corner"
BurlingtonHoFactory
"PL's Paradise"
"No ROBs Cabaret"
I have wanted to open a strip club that also serves good pizza (even though there are too many pizza places in NJ already). I'd call it "Pizza to Go Go"
I like EXXXtras.
It's not original but The Titty Twister would be great.
XYZ
The MicroDen.
Drugs, Hookers and Money
"Pizza and Puss"
"Bareback Lounge"
The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get...
It's a bit wordy - but it gets the point across.
"The No Air-Dance Zone"
No offense Papi - but Bareback Lounge sounds like it could be a gay bar.
Access Hollywood
There was an episode of The Simpson's that showed a store named "Sneed's Seed & Feed". Underneath it was another sign that read, "Formerly Chuck's". Do the math and its fuckin genius for a cartoon.
Not Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
Slits n Suds
Tits Ass n Tang
Adult Disney The Happiest Place on Earth
Hot n Honeys
Fuck you Jackie
Stevie's Shakers Emporium
Although I really like " Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"
Fishing For Sluts
"Serenity Cabaret" (all our DJs are mute)
"McTitties"
Married with Children had it right
The Jiggly Room. or The Nudie Bar
Jake's pool hall Then I would change it after I confused everyone.
Same thing I did to my mother in college when she called a couple times and I answered the phone as Jake's pool hall.
TouchTown Club
CityName Museum of Art
"Butterscotch"
Huggs Gentlemen's Club
You can even do some fancy pictures with the two Gs.
The Undressing Room
"Club Kitty Rub"
"The Lapgasm Lounge"
"The Rock Hard Cafe"
I'd use an old favorite of mine. I've always thought that it was the best name for a club, "Organ Grinder".
Here are a two names I have in mind if I ever decided to open up a club Cloud Sixty Nine Nero's Pleasure Palace.
Golf Club (since many guys already tell the wives that's where they are going) Honey Hole Tacos Commando's The Private Room Nut-a-Slut Lounge The V Bar (as in Vitamin V) Your Daughter's Friends
Extra Special Club
@jackslash, thanks man, I have the name. Now all's I need is about 1.5 million dollars and ties to organized crime and I'll have the place up and running in no time.
"The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get..."
"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"
"Your Daughter's Friends"
"BJs Hosale Club"
You guys are cracking me up. I actually think about this every time I go to BJ's. (For those who don't live on the East coast, BJ's Wholesale Club is a chain that competes with Costco.)
"GFE Cabaret"
Poles and Pies.
I was digging our a recipe for pumpkin pie that I had gotten from a stripper and my wife joked that a "poles and pies" would be a funny name for a cook book or a strip club.
I would going to suggest "Pole Cats", but apparently that name is already taken.
"Overtime" Sorry honey, I've got to put in some Overtime tonight so I'll be late.
"LDK-Mart"
"Sevens-Elevens"
Flagooner's
I guess I'm not very original.
Lawrence and the Labia. Can't remember which movie I saw that one in.
My friends and I used to joke about going to the club we called it the ballet. I suggest The Nutcracker.
"LDK factory" "LDK-Mart"
Brilliant!
But too obscure for the average customer.
Funny answer: "Cream your jeans lounge"
Semi-serious answer: "Sins, Lust, and Girls, Girls, Girls!"
Serious answer: "The Doll Factory"
4got2wipe - Cream Your Jeans Lounge is excellent! I think that cream your jeans line was in Kentucky Fried Movie. Lol!
"Barbie's Roast Beef"
I like the name that had been used in Portland, "Pitiful Princess"
SJG
"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"
"San Jose Guy's The Basement"
:)
The Office - gotta stay late at the office tonight
The Gym - I'm headed to the gym (and I'd have a locker room with showers just like Taj Mahal used to have)
LD Fitness - see above (after all, sex is good exercise)
"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"
I love it!
SJG
The Pink Taco And in honor of the late, great Frank Zappa, Titties N Beer.
Papi is killing it with the names!
I'd be at Club Enhancements. Or Saline Tig Ohs.
"Club Come Again?"
"The Camel Toe Emporium"
"Club Extras Special"
"Hard Bargains"
hot laps.
Shadowcat's corner. :)