What would you name your club?

Shadowcat's corner. :)

Pussies, or Pussycats......

Bubba's Breasts, Butts and Beavers. Nickname "Bubba's Triple B"

"Ebony Nites"

The juicebox
Grindhouse
The booty trap

Here's a few names that would make a club an easy target to get raided often.

House of Whores

E.Z. Xtras Lounge

"Booty Emporium"

"BJs Hosale Club"

Lol

The ho lounge
Pimps paradise

The Puss n' Booty Tavern

The Men's Quilting Circle. No significant others would ever suspect a place with a name like that!

Or maybe, the Woodworking Shop! Tools can be sharpened, and they are expensive!!!!!

Xtras Paradise

The Phoenix

The Show n' Tell Playhouse

"Erections R Us"

"Mileage Emporium"

Loyal Order of Buffalos.

“Can’t come home right now honey, me and the boys have a meeting st the Loyal Order of Buffalos’ in downtown Bedrock.”

"Double-Ds Factory"

"Bigguns"

"All Naturals Emporium"

"Juice's Fried Chicken and Boobs"

"Buffalo Wild Butts"

"Papi's Brickhouse Factory"

Ace names papi!

^ my PL-game is strong

"Shadowcat's Spinner Emporium"

"Subraman's Lock-down-Your-Ho Emporium"

overtime.

"Chess's Nothing but PAWGs"

"JS's Nothing but DS's"

La Vida Loca

"The System"

"No Cubans Emporium"

"Castle Dancealot"

Pussies R Us. The publicity when ToysRUs sued me would get me tons of free publicity.

I like shadowcats corner

"LDK Factory"

"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"

Boner Garage

Shake n Snake

"Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"

The Pink Slip

"TUSCL House"

Grinders

"The Ultra Mileage Lounge"

"7 Ups"

"Groper's Corner"

BurlingtonHoFactory

"PL's Paradise"

"No ROBs Cabaret"

I have wanted to open a strip club that also serves good pizza (even though there are too many pizza places in NJ already). I'd call it "Pizza to Go Go"

I like EXXXtras.

It's not original but The Titty Twister would be great.

XYZ

The MicroDen.

Drugs, Hookers and Money

"Pizza and Puss"

"Bareback Lounge"

The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get...

It's a bit wordy - but it gets the point across.

"The No Air-Dance Zone"

No offense Papi - but Bareback Lounge sounds like it could be a gay bar.

Access Hollywood

There was an episode of The Simpson's that showed a store named "Sneed's Seed & Feed". Underneath it was another sign that read, "Formerly Chuck's". Do the math and its fuckin genius for a cartoon.

Not Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

Slits n Suds

Tits Ass n Tang

Adult Disney
The Happiest Place on Earth

Hot n Honeys

Fuck you Jackie

Stevie's Shakers Emporium

Although I really like " Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"

Fishing For Sluts

"Serenity Cabaret" (all our DJs are mute)

"McTitties"

Married with Children had it right

The Jiggly Room.
or
The Nudie Bar

Jake's pool hall
Then I would change it after I confused everyone.

Same thing I did to my mother in college when she called a couple times and I answered the phone as Jake's pool hall.

TouchTown Club

CityName Museum of Art

"Butterscotch"

Huggs Gentlemen's Club

You can even do some fancy pictures with the two Gs.

The Undressing Room

"Club Kitty Rub"

"The Lapgasm Lounge"

"The Rock Hard Cafe"

I'd use an old favorite of mine. I've always thought that it was the best name for a club, "Organ Grinder".

Here are a two names I have in mind if I ever decided to open up a club
Cloud Sixty Nine
Nero's Pleasure Palace.

Golf Club (since many guys already tell the wives that's where they are going)
Honey Hole
Tacos
Commando's
The Private Room
Nut-a-Slut Lounge
The V Bar (as in Vitamin V)
Your Daughter's Friends

Extra Special Club

@jackslash, thanks man, I have the name. Now all's I need is about 1.5 million dollars and ties to organized crime and I'll have the place up and running in no time.

"The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get..."

"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"

"Your Daughter's Friends"

"BJs Hosale Club"

You guys are cracking me up. I actually think about this every time I go to BJ's. (For those who don't live on the East coast, BJ's Wholesale Club is a chain that competes with Costco.)

"GFE Cabaret"

Poles and Pies.

I was digging our a recipe for pumpkin pie that I had gotten from a stripper and my wife joked that a "poles and pies" would be a funny name for a cook book or a strip club.

I would going to suggest "Pole Cats", but apparently that name is already taken.

"Overtime" Sorry honey, I've got to put in some Overtime tonight so I'll be late.

"LDK-Mart"

"Sevens-Elevens"

Flagooner's

I guess I'm not very original.

Lawrence and the Labia. Can't remember which movie I saw that one in.

My friends and I used to joke about going to the club we called it the ballet.
I suggest The Nutcracker.

"LDK factory"
"LDK-Mart"

Brilliant!

But too obscure for the average customer.

Funny answer:
"Cream your jeans lounge"

Semi-serious answer:
"Sins, Lust, and Girls, Girls, Girls!"

Serious answer:
"The Doll Factory"

4got2wipe - Cream Your Jeans Lounge is excellent! I think that cream your jeans line was in Kentucky Fried Movie. Lol!

"Barbie's Roast Beef"

I like the name that had been used in Portland, "Pitiful Princess"

SJG

"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"

"San Jose Guy's The Basement"

:)

The Office - gotta stay late at the office tonight

The Gym - I'm headed to the gym (and I'd have a locker room with showers just like Taj Mahal used to have)

LD Fitness - see above (after all, sex is good exercise)

"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"

I love it!

SJG

The Pink Taco
And in honor of the late, great Frank Zappa, Titties N Beer.

Papi is killing it with the names!

I'd be at Club Enhancements. Or Saline Tig Ohs.

"Club Come Again?"

"The Camel Toe Emporium"

"Club Extras Special"

"Hard Bargains"

hot laps.