What would you name your club?

106 comments

• shadowcat

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  7 years ago

  Shadowcat's corner. :)
• WetWilly

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  7 years ago

  Pussies, or Pussycats......
• bubba267

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  7 years ago

  Bubba's Breasts, Butts and Beavers. Nickname "Bubba's Triple B"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Ebony Nites"
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  The juicebox Grindhouse The booty trap
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  Here's a few names that would make a club an easy target to get raided often. House of Whores E.Z. Xtras Lounge
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Booty Emporium"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "BJs Hosale Club"
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Lol The ho lounge Pimps paradise
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  The Puss n' Booty Tavern
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  The Men's Quilting Circle. No significant others would ever suspect a place with a name like that! Or maybe, the Woodworking Shop! Tools can be sharpened, and they are expensive!!!!!
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  Xtras Paradise
• KJ702

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  7 years ago

  The Phoenix
• s275ironman

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  7 years ago

  The Show n' Tell Playhouse
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Erections R Us"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Mileage Emporium"
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  Loyal Order of Buffalos. “Can’t come home right now honey, me and the boys have a meeting st the Loyal Order of Buffalos’ in downtown Bedrock.”
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Double-Ds Factory"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Bigguns"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "All Naturals Emporium"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Juice's Fried Chicken and Boobs"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Buffalo Wild Butts"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Papi's Brickhouse Factory"
• chessmaster

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  7 years ago

  Ace names papi!
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  ^ my PL-game is strong
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Shadowcat's Spinner Emporium"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Subraman's Lock-down-Your-Ho Emporium"
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  overtime.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Chess's Nothing but PAWGs"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "JS's Nothing but DS's"
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  La Vida Loca
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "The System"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "No Cubans Emporium"
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "Castle Dancealot"
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  Pussies R Us. The publicity when ToysRUs sued me would get me tons of free publicity.
• JohnSmith69

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  7 years ago

  I like shadowcats corner
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "LDK Factory"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  Boner Garage
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  Shake n Snake
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  The Pink Slip
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "TUSCL House"
• pensionking

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  7 years ago

  Grinders
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "The Ultra Mileage Lounge"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "7 Ups"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Groper's Corner"
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  BurlingtonHoFactory
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "PL's Paradise"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "No ROBs Cabaret"
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I have wanted to open a strip club that also serves good pizza (even though there are too many pizza places in NJ already). I'd call it "Pizza to Go Go"
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  I like EXXXtras. It's not original but The Titty Twister would be great.
• wallanon

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  7 years ago

  XYZ
• georgmicrodong

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  7 years ago

  The MicroDen.
• TippingDollars

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  7 years ago

  Drugs, Hookers and Money
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Pizza and Puss"
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Bareback Lounge"
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get... It's a bit wordy - but it gets the point across.
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "The No Air-Dance Zone"
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  No offense Papi - but Bareback Lounge sounds like it could be a gay bar.
• Huntsman

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  7 years ago

  Access Hollywood
• ndnman

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  7 years ago

  There was an episode of The Simpson's that showed a store named "Sneed's Seed & Feed". Underneath it was another sign that read, "Formerly Chuck's". Do the math and its fuckin genius for a cartoon.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Not Mr Rogers Neighborhood.
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Slits n Suds
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Tits Ass n Tang
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Adult Disney The Happiest Place on Earth
• Doces300

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  7 years ago

  Hot n Honeys
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Fuck you Jackie
• Corvus

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  7 years ago

  Stevie's Shakers Emporium
• Corvus

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  7 years ago

  Although I really like " Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"
• larryfisherman

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  7 years ago

  Fishing For Sluts
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "Serenity Cabaret" (all our DJs are mute)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "McTitties"
• rh48hr

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  7 years ago

  Married with Children had it right The Jiggly Room. or The Nudie Bar
• Rick999

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  7 years ago

  Jake's pool hall Then I would change it after I confused everyone. Same thing I did to my mother in college when she called a couple times and I answered the phone as Jake's pool hall.
• yahtzee74

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  7 years ago

  TouchTown Club
• yahtzee74

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  7 years ago

  CityName Museum of Art
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "Butterscotch"
• DisRuptive1

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  7 years ago

  Huggs Gentlemen's Club You can even do some fancy pictures with the two Gs.
• Quagmire

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  7 years ago

  The Undressing Room
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "Club Kitty Rub" "The Lapgasm Lounge" "The Rock Hard Cafe"
• Clubber

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  7 years ago

  I'd use an old favorite of mine. I've always thought that it was the best name for a club, "Organ Grinder".
• rl27

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  7 years ago

  Here are a two names I have in mind if I ever decided to open up a club Cloud Sixty Nine Nero's Pleasure Palace.
• goldmongerATL

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  7 years ago

  Golf Club (since many guys already tell the wives that's where they are going) Honey Hole Tacos Commando's The Private Room Nut-a-Slut Lounge The V Bar (as in Vitamin V) Your Daughter's Friends
• goldmongerATL

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  7 years ago

  Extra Special Club
• BurlingtonHoFactory

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  7 years ago

  @jackslash, thanks man, I have the name. Now all's I need is about 1.5 million dollars and ties to organized crime and I'll have the place up and running in no time.
• BurlingtonHoFactory

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  7 years ago

  "The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get..." "Nina's Low Mileage Emporium" "Your Daughter's Friends" "BJs Hosale Club" You guys are cracking me up. I actually think about this every time I go to BJ's. (For those who don't live on the East coast, BJ's Wholesale Club is a chain that competes with Costco.)
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "GFE Cabaret"
• Dominic77

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  7 years ago

  Poles and Pies. I was digging our a recipe for pumpkin pie that I had gotten from a stripper and my wife joked that a "poles and pies" would be a funny name for a cook book or a strip club.
• JDGigglesworth

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  7 years ago

  I would going to suggest "Pole Cats", but apparently that name is already taken.
• whodey

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  7 years ago

  "Overtime" Sorry honey, I've got to put in some Overtime tonight so I'll be late.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "LDK-Mart" "Sevens-Elevens"
• flagooner

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  7 years ago

  Flagooner's I guess I'm not very original.
• BurlingtonHoFactory

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  7 years ago

  Lawrence and the Labia. Can't remember which movie I saw that one in.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  My friends and I used to joke about going to the club we called it the ballet. I suggest The Nutcracker.
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  "LDK factory" "LDK-Mart" Brilliant! But too obscure for the average customer. Funny answer: "Cream your jeans lounge" Semi-serious answer: "Sins, Lust, and Girls, Girls, Girls!" Serious answer: "The Doll Factory"
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  4got2wipe - Cream Your Jeans Lounge is excellent! I think that cream your jeans line was in Kentucky Fried Movie. Lol!
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "Barbie's Roast Beef"
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  I like the name that had been used in Portland, "Pitiful Princess" SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  7 years ago

  "San Jose Guy's Dungeon" "San Jose Guy's The Basement" :)
• joc13

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  7 years ago

  The Office - gotta stay late at the office tonight The Gym - I'm headed to the gym (and I'd have a locker room with showers just like Taj Mahal used to have) LD Fitness - see above (after all, sex is good exercise)
• san_jose_guy

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  7 years ago

  "San Jose Guy's Dungeon" I love it! SJG
• Quagmire

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  7 years ago

  The Pink Taco And in honor of the late, great Frank Zappa, Titties N Beer.
• TFP

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  7 years ago

  Papi is killing it with the names! I'd be at Club Enhancements. Or Saline Tig Ohs.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  "Club Come Again?" "The Camel Toe Emporium" "Club Extras Special" "Hard Bargains"
• Jascoi

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  7 years ago

  hot laps.