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This could provide some very amusing replies. If you owned a strip club - what name would you give to it?

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WetWilly

Pussies, or Pussycats......

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bubba267

Bubba's Breasts, Butts and Beavers. Nickname "Bubba's Triple B"

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chessmaster

The juicebox

Grindhouse

The booty trap

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s275ironman

Here's a few names that would make a club an easy target to get raided often.

House of Whores

E.Z. Xtras Lounge

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chessmaster

Lol

The ho lounge

Pimps paradise

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ATACdawg

The Men's Quilting Circle. No significant others would ever suspect a place with a name like that!

Or maybe, the Woodworking Shop! Tools can be sharpened, and they are expensive!!!!!

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KJ702

The Phoenix

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warhawks

Loyal Order of Buffalos.

“Can’t come home right now honey, me and the boys have a meeting st the Loyal Order of Buffalos’ in downtown Bedrock.”

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Papi_Chulo

"Juice's Fried Chicken and Boobs"

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Papi_Chulo

"Shadowcat's Spinner Emporium"

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Papi_Chulo

"Subraman's Lock-down-Your-Ho Emporium"

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JohnSmith69

Pussies R Us. The publicity when ToysRUs sued me would get me tons of free publicity.

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Papi_Chulo

"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"

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Papi_Chulo

"Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"

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Cashman1234

I have wanted to open a strip club that also serves good pizza (even though there are too many pizza places in NJ already). I'd call it "Pizza to Go Go"

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Cashman1234

I like EXXXtras.

It's not original but The Titty Twister would be great.

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Cashman1234

The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get...

It's a bit wordy - but it gets the point across.

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Cashman1234

No offense Papi - but Bareback Lounge sounds like it could be a gay bar.

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ndnman

There was an episode of The Simpson's that showed a store named "Sneed's Seed & Feed". Underneath it was another sign that read, "Formerly Chuck's". Do the math and its fuckin genius for a cartoon.

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twentyfive

Adult Disney

The Happiest Place on Earth

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Corvus

Stevie's Shakers Emporium

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Corvus

Although I really like " Lopaw's Camel Toe Emporium"

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Papi_Chulo

"Serenity Cabaret" (all our DJs are mute)

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rh48hr

Married with Children had it right

The Jiggly Room.

or

The Nudie Bar

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Rick999

Jake's pool hall

Then I would change it after I confused everyone.

Same thing I did to my mother in college when she called a couple times and I answered the phone as Jake's pool hall.

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DisRuptive1

Huggs Gentlemen's Club

You can even do some fancy pictures with the two Gs.

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SirLapdancealot

"Club Kitty Rub"

"The Lapgasm Lounge"

"The Rock Hard Cafe"

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Clubber

I'd use an old favorite of mine. I've always thought that it was the best name for a club, "Organ Grinder".

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rl27

Here are a two names I have in mind if I ever decided to open up a club

Cloud Sixty Nine

Nero's Pleasure Palace.

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goldmongerATL

Golf Club (since many guys already tell the wives that's where they are going)

Honey Hole

Tacos

Commando's

The Private Room

Nut-a-Slut Lounge

The V Bar (as in Vitamin V)

Your Daughter's Friends

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BurlingtonHoFactory

@jackslash, thanks man, I have the name. Now all's I need is about 1.5 million dollars and ties to organized crime and I'll have the place up and running in no time.

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BurlingtonHoFactory

"The place with filthy whores who can't dance and PL's who troll for all the extras they can get..."

"Nina's Low Mileage Emporium"

"Your Daughter's Friends"

"BJs Hosale Club"

You guys are cracking me up. I actually think about this every time I go to BJ's. (For those who don't live on the East coast, BJ's Wholesale Club is a chain that competes with Costco.)

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Dominic77

Poles and Pies.

I was digging our a recipe for pumpkin pie that I had gotten from a stripper and my wife joked that a "poles and pies" would be a funny name for a cook book or a strip club.

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JDGigglesworth

I would going to suggest "Pole Cats", but apparently that name is already taken.

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whodey

"Overtime" Sorry honey, I've got to put in some Overtime tonight so I'll be late.

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flagooner

Flagooner's

I guess I'm not very original.

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BurlingtonHoFactory

Lawrence and the Labia. Can't remember which movie I saw that one in.

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twentyfive

My friends and I used to joke about going to the club we called it the ballet.

I suggest The Nutcracker.

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4got2wipe

"LDK factory"

"LDK-Mart"

Brilliant!

But too obscure for the average customer.

Funny answer:

"Cream your jeans lounge"

Semi-serious answer:

"Sins, Lust, and Girls, Girls, Girls!"

Serious answer:

"The Doll Factory"

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Cashman1234

4got2wipe - Cream Your Jeans Lounge is excellent! I think that cream your jeans line was in Kentucky Fried Movie. Lol!

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san_jose_guy

I like the name that had been used in Portland, "Pitiful Princess"

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"

"San Jose Guy's The Basement"

:)

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joc13

The Office - gotta stay late at the office tonight

The Gym - I'm headed to the gym (and I'd have a locker room with showers just like Taj Mahal used to have)

LD Fitness - see above (after all, sex is good exercise)

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san_jose_guy

"San Jose Guy's Dungeon"

I love it!

SJG

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Quagmire

The Pink Taco

And in honor of the late, great Frank Zappa, Titties N Beer.

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TFP

Papi is killing it with the names!

I'd be at Club Enhancements. Or Saline Tig Ohs.

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SirLapdancealot

"Club Come Again?"

"The Camel Toe Emporium"

"Club Extras Special"

"Hard Bargains"

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