Comments by carlos_spiceyweiner (page 6)

Most Cleveland clubs suck, especially the ones on Brookpark Road. Very low mileage. The nicer clubs near downtown (Crazy Horse, Hustler Club, Christie's and Diamond's) have hot girls, but they can be pretty pricey and the mileage is nothing to brag about. You're far better off driving 30 minutes south and hitting the Akron clubs. The mileage is awesome, plenty of extra services are offered and prices are low. PM me if you want more info.

Shailynn, I heard it was like the wild, wild west there at one time. The most notorious bar, I understand, was Pinky's. It was just like Lisa's Cabaret, which Pinky's owner bought when his club was dozed over.

The closest I came was hitting a bar that only had dancers a few hours each night. I arrived too late, and when I asked the bartender where the ladies were he became a complete prick and told me I missed them. I never returned.

Once upon a time in Cleveland, there were a lot of clubs in an area called Brookpark near the airport. Brookpark eventually decided to clamp down on all the adult fun by declaring public domain and buying up the clubs and adult bookstores with the nastiest reps. They actually tore the building downs. Then they turned their attention to the remaining clubs by sending in a steady stream of undercovers. The whole area is a shadow of its former self and pretty lame.

I've had it happen more than once. The worst was when I was getting a private dance and the other dancer sat right beside me to "watch" the show. It wasn't funny or sexy. I remember her acting hurt when I asked her to leave.

I don't smoke. I don't care about dancers smoking unless they reek of smoke or have smoker's breath.

My new favorite joke (from a Steelers fan)

Just got the word. OGD is closed on Sundays. Dreamer Girls is the best place in South Akron, anyways.

Lusty's and CW's both are closed. I'm not sure about OGD, but I'll try to find out. The good news is Dreamer Girls opens at noon on Sundays.

Shit. No wonder it takes them so long to post my stuff.

Will follow on TV and on-line. Love the NFL draft.

Your mom gave me a trial period when I started banging her. I decided to get my $2 back, though.

Yes. Like Tobala said, it's one and done. I've had dancers complain that they were the one "good girl" in the club who didn't go in for touching or extras and therefore they couldn't compete with the other dancers. I used to suggest they work elsewhere.

One of my favorites used to tell me she was going to give me a dance "like a good old slut." That really seemed to make her happy.

Do you really want to be an old fat guy living in a retirement home? No you don't! Live large and check out early!

I've seen this in my area. What seems to happen is that high-end clubs open, a lot of dancers flock to them, but business plummets when customers decide they prefer the bargain price dances at their regular clubs. When business is down, the dancers leave. A decade ago a Christies club opened near me that would fit right in in Vegas. Beautiful place. They suffered for years with poor business, few customers and girls who wouldn't have made the B team at some dive bars. Eventually, the club changed ownerships. They managed to turn things around by allowing a lot more contact, a risky proposition since most of the high-end place offer air dances to avoid problems with the cops. On a related note, I've noticed a serious decline in talent over the years in the other, lower-end clubs that used to attract a lot of hot women. I have to believe there just aren't as many women willing and wanting to work as strippers. I'm not sure why.

Welcome aboard. I don't get around Dayton too often, but I would like to see what the clubs on the west side of the state are like.

You're better off without her. Reading into this, there was obviously some emotional attachment to her (why else would you be exploring what happened to such a length here). That's never a good thing when it comes to strippers. Never. The lesson here is that it's a business arrangement made for your enjoyment. When it becomes anything else, it's time to move on.

Definitely go to the Crystal City Restaurant. Nice place with friendly clientele, great food, and the girls are hot looking. The lap dances are a waste of time.

I just read that the cherries are in bloom. I lived in DC for years and the SC scene absolutely sucks. Northern Virginia sucks as does DC. Maryland is your best chance. The farther north you go (like Baltimore) the better. If you want a good, affordable meal while you stare at tits and ass, I recommend the Crystal City Restaurant in Arlington.

Good job, @londonguy! More guys need to do that, although it seems being kicked out of a club remains a real possibility anytime we raise our voices. I think Christie's gave these guys their money back because they were trying to create some good will. Their business was terrible, and the last thing they needed were more reasons for customers to dislike them.

Chandler, that's a great story. I'm a big fan of strip clubs, in large part because they help me deal with stress. Some jackass I used to know said I was stupid to go to clubs because I was just setting myself up to leave more frustrated than ever. How little did he know. I feel great when I leave a club.

I'd be fine with it. I usually hit a lot of dive clubs so I have to be pretty open minded on what constitutes a pretty face.

Diva, what would make you think a guy might be a cop? What's the best clue a regular guy can play that he's not? Thanks!!

Thanks, Diva! That's my boy Bubbles from the awesome series "Trailer Park Boys"