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8 years ago
New LDK Milestone - Silent Headphone Party"@Seaboardrr - Why do you go to clubs?"
Is that a serious question? I don't go for the chicas. WE go together because we BOTH like to party together with drinking, music and naked women. If I was single I wouldn't be throwing my money away at a SC. I'd be finding pussy for free.
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8 years ago
In the Department WTF:The Alabama city they're talking about is Huntsville. If we go into Pleasures which is the local adult store where the owner took this all the way up through all the courts; we have to sign that we are buying whatever were buying for use as a "marital aid". You don't have to go get a prescription. It's like signing the book at Fantasia's. Most people just put an "X" instead of their name and no one ever questions it.
Of course most people use a debit/credit card at Pleasures so if someone REALLY wanted to they could put together a list of who bought what if Cuba ever does their Red Dawn invasion of Huntsville. I hate the bible belt.
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8 years ago
favorite attire on a dancer?I don't care as long as there isn't much to it
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8 years ago
if you had to choose......If I'm paying $150 (or in our case $300) we better be FULLY satisfied
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8 years ago
New LDK Milestone - Silent Headphone PartyI'll pass. We'll go next door to the club with an actual sound system.
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8 years ago
which is better: drunk or stoned sex?Getting drunk or stoned puts me to sleep so I never drink more than a few and don't ever toke anymore. Now, sex when both of you are on acid is awesome.
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8 years ago
OT, wouldn't it be grand.I've said from the very beginning I don't believe trump WANTS to be president. It's all for publicity and he'll either drop out before it's too late or just be so over the top he's unelectable. If he actually goes through with his and somehow gets elected I will be the most shocked out of anyone.
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8 years ago
Way off topic Click ListAnother thing, last weekend we noticed a Lowes in Huntsville has replaced about 4 or so of the handicap spots right by the front doors with Purple Heart veterans only parking which we both thought was awesome.
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8 years ago
Way off topic Click ListI like to pick out my own stuff and since a lot we buy is produce we want to see it and feel it. Plus, some stuff we get like yogurt usually has limited time flavored they're trying out and well usually grab a couple to see if it's any good. We usually get all our ground turkey and chicken at
Costco because I love the huge perforated ready made packages that I can break apart and store in the freezer. Saves me a ton of time and freezer bags.
I love the ego boost walking around the grocery side and seeing how many women do a double take checking me out. That's always a great feeling and you don't get that shopping online.
For most everything else though I love online since I research everything to find the best at the best price. Love our Amazon prime although starting November 1st they'll start charging 8% sales tax in Alabama.
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8 years ago
Taking your wife?At one point see asked the boner killing, "do you really think this turns me on?"
If your wife isn't at least bi-curious you're going down a dead end street. From the sound of it you're that couple we see where the female is staring blankly across the SC all night. We keep an eye on them and bet on how long before he loses that stupid smile on his face and finally notices she's pissed and they quickly leave. Well, mainly I do because mrs sea is too busy trying to get some titties in her face. Going to a SC as a couple has nothing to do with YOU. It's all about the female.
If your wife is fine with you going alone then just keep doing that and don't push her into something she does not want to do.
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8 years ago
Have you ever neglected to write club reviews?We haven't been to a SC or anywhere for 6 months because of a surgery. I do still have 2 reviews sitting on a word doc that I've just never posted. Don't know why. I just haven't done it. There are only a handful around us so we pretty much put up reviews for the same clubs. I feel like taking all the reviews in for a certain club can give you an overall idea of what its like and if it's up or down. A club can change month to month and even week to week since girls come and go all the time.
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8 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Hope Solo: Yes or No?She's cute and cute=fuckable.
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8 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
How often do you think about sex: Part TwoI guess I'm just an odd duck. I think about sex constantly. Mrs sea has to fight me off sometimes because I'm constantly trying to get her naked.
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8 years ago
Do I exist?Not being mean but I don't really care. I can answer for mrs sea and say she doesn't either. This is just an anonymous message board and we take most everything with a grain of salt.
NOW........if for some reason we ever do meet and you give us some great couples action we will definitely let everyone know you're real and call out any haters.
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8 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
You all watching the Olympics opening ceremony?I never miss them. Not very impressed with the performances Rio has put together so far though.
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8 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Finally Found a 10+We wouldn't kick her out of bed but mrs sea has a better ass and tits. She really should add some more protein to her diet because she's dangerously close to waif territory.
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8 years ago
Melania Trump’s girl-on-girl photos from racy shoot revealedEhh, who cares? She used to be a model and they almost always do scantily clad, semi-nude or nude photo shoots. She was in a picture with another naked model. This is news? Unless there's a video or a big photo spread of her eating pussy it's simply just a normal photo shoot.
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8 years ago
The joys of summerMrs sea in her spaghetti strap tops and bikinis. Love it when it's warm
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8 years ago
You want me to lick what?This is too funny. If's she's everything you say you'd do anything that turns her on no questions asked. Just take a shower first.
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8 years ago
What's the best water par and the best beach you've visited?Any beach on the Atlantic side in the Keys. I think our favorite though (from memory) besides Key West is Big Pine Key at the end of 7 mile bridge. It's a huge flat beach area you can drive out to with white sand and dunes and it's just beautiful.
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8 years ago
OT Wish List"What is a black person born in England called?"
an englishman
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8 years ago
What kind of lube should be used for anal?JS, we've tried a lot and after all our "research" Wet Ecstasy Silicone Lube is our favorite. Any adult store will have it and it's cheap. Under $20. Amazon has it too. Any water based or mixed lube will ALWAYS get tacky. A couple drops of Wet Ecstasy lasts for hours and is great anywhere you want to apply it.
https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Ecstasy-Silicone-Sensation-International/dp/B018KT61IW/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1469301150&sr=8-2&keywords=wet+ecstasy+lube
Get the black bottle. It's the one that's 100% silicone.
My best suggestion is hit the local adult store and just grab a bunch of different "pillow packs" of various lubes and try them all to see what you both like. One type may irritate her and one type may taste bad, etc.... That's how we settled on Wet.
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8 years ago
A stripper textIt's Friday what bill needs to be paid by tomorrow?
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8 years ago
Awkward EveningIf it were me I'd want to keep things separate. Do T and D know you were seeing both of them beforehand? Since this was just you're 2nd time with D i'm guessing they didn't. T was right in declining D's invitation to join y'all for dinner. When you saw them on the deck at the hotel the best route would've been to tell D that T and her boyfriend were obviously having a romantic night out and want to be alone and that you'd like to spend some romantic time alone with D as well to get to know her better. I would've kept them apart after dinner.
I'm guessing T had to do some fast talking later that night explaining how D is new at the club and is an extras girl but that she (T) doesn't do ANY of that, doesn't hang out with her and just knows her from passing in the DR.
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8 years ago
Good news in fashion trendsMrs sea can go braless and it's amazing.