The stripper I banged on Tuesday texted me today:
"Hello hun! Hoes your day going?"
"Oops. How not hoes."
I wonder if "hoes" might be the better word.
The stripper I banged on Tuesday texted me today:
"Hello hun! Hoes your day going?"
"Oops. How not hoes."
I wonder if "hoes" might be the better word.
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last commentIt's Friday what bill needs to be paid by tomorrow?
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a dancer wrote --> " Hoes your day going?" -->
nice. it was either a 'freudian slip' or 'stripper auto correct.' Either way it was too funny.
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Send her a dick pic - nothing says "I miss you" like a nice dick pic of your huge erection
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Have to give her credit for catching her typo.
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Possible responses:
I cunt complain. Hoe about you?
I may need a break from this. My neighbor asked to borrow some sugar, so I poured it into an envelope and then quietly left it on the coffee table
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I like "I cunt complain."
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Nice, my texting dancers only texted me to bring me in to drop some $ on them.
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I'm gonna look for opportunities to substitute "hoe" for "how" in stripper texts.
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