A stripper text

It's Friday what bill needs to be paid by tomorrow?

a dancer wrote --> " Hoes your day going?" -->

nice. it was either a 'freudian slip' or 'stripper auto correct.' Either way it was too funny.

Send her a dick pic - nothing says "I miss you" like a nice dick pic of your huge erection

Have to give her credit for catching her typo.

Possible responses:

1. I cunt complain. Hoe about you?

2. I may need a break from this. My neighbor asked to borrow some sugar, so I poured it into an envelope and then quietly left it on the coffee table

3.

I like "I cunt complain."

Nice, my texting dancers only texted me to bring me in to drop some $ on them.

I'm gonna look for opportunities to substitute "hoe" for "how" in stripper texts.