A stripper text

8 comments

• seaboardrr

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  8 years ago

  It's Friday what bill needs to be paid by tomorrow?
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  a dancer wrote --> " Hoes your day going?" -->
  
  nice. it was either a 'freudian slip' or 'stripper auto correct.' Either way it was too funny.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Send her a dick pic - nothing says "I miss you" like a nice dick pic of your huge erection
• maho

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  8 years ago

  Have to give her credit for catching her typo.
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  Possible responses:
  
  1. I cunt complain. Hoe about you?
  
  2. I may need a break from this. My neighbor asked to borrow some sugar, so I poured it into an envelope and then quietly left it on the coffee table
  
  3.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  I like "I cunt complain."
  
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Nice, my texting dancers only texted me to bring me in to drop some $ on them.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I'm gonna look for opportunities to substitute "hoe" for "how" in stripper texts.