You want me to lick what?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
The DC wants me to lick her asshole. I'm conflicted.
On the one hand, this is gross. I've stuck my finger in there. I'm considering sticking my dick in there. I've kissed around the asshole of the DS. But I dont want to lick the damn thing.
On the other hand, I've never turned down a woman's sexual request. And I love this woman cause she's a freak. She has never denied me anything and I don't think she ever will.
What do you do when your freak gets too freaky? Do you say no or do you go with the flow?
On the one hand, this is gross. I've stuck my finger in there. I'm considering sticking my dick in there. I've kissed around the asshole of the DS. But I dont want to lick the damn thing.
On the other hand, I've never turned down a woman's sexual request. And I love this woman cause she's a freak. She has never denied me anything and I don't think she ever will.
What do you do when your freak gets too freaky? Do you say no or do you go with the flow?
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No, you still have the mentality of an adolescent geek. I couldn't give a shit about your sex life.
I generally follow the guideline that I'll try anything at least once. So nothing is ever off limits.
Whatever turns you on, I guess. I'd rather go skydiving.
As a side note I'm finding it funny that a forum of old men who brag about fucking strippers ... Never mind
Actually, I was on the giving end as recently as January with a dancer, and that's probably the last time in my lifetime.
BBFS -- now that's another story, entirely.
RM, you haven't been paying attention if you don't realize that half the fun of this, is going through JS's mental contortions over things the rest of us all did in high school. I'm enjoying watching it.
Get her in the shower and have fun washing her ass. Then after drying off throw her fat ass on the bed and toss her salad. I'd say if she asked you to do it then it is something she enjoys.
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Oh, you're underestimating me. I'm JS's biggest fan. Best entertainment on the web. And free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Age is the only factor that would remotely get me to hesitate, once my beloved dream whatever requests it.
20 year old asshole good. 50 year old asshole bad.
I prefer gravy made from sausage like grandma used to make nice and brown
I hope it happens so there would be more stories. It's not just about the sex. You have s history with the DS and have shared many experiences. You can't just cut her out of your life completely. If the DC is exclusive then you owe it to her to use condoms with the DS.
DL=Doo-doo Lick for the ill informed.
John Smith on ignore
John Smith on ignore"
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While my handle is RandomMember, you might say that @Smith's handle should be @RandomBehavior or @RandomBrainCells or @NeuroticMess. As I said before, until his goofy avatar is retired, you can take all this DS drama with a grain of salt.
And as you said - she always submits to you so you gotta try and please her - give it a try and if you can handle it then do it at least for her if it does not do anything for you - perhaps placing a small piece of ice in there may accentuate the experience for her and make it easier on you (or something edible that you can put in there so it's not a completely raw thing - maybe some gay websites/boards may have some good suggestions; at least I assume gay guys would be more into that but IDK)
Brilliant!
Even if she isn't all she says she is just do it anyway. It'll be fun! ;)
And have her give you a rimjob too! People on here seem to think that I'm joking when I say "rimjobs = ace" but I'm not!
Just do it JohnSmith69! ;)
There are plenty of things in life you can never undo. Some are brilliant and some are non-brilliant. You reminisce about the brilliant things and ignore the non-brilliant.
Try it JohnSmith69. If you like it keep going, if you don't like it it's not like she's going to hold a gun to your head to do it again.
And if you think she might hold a gun to your head there are big issues with the relationship. End it because she might hold a gun to your head! ;)
"The anal stage, in Freudian psychology, is the period of human development occurring at about one to three years of age. Around this age, the child begins to toilet train, which brings about the child's fascination in the erogenous zone of the anus."
Finally, some sanity!
If instead, DC values the relationship at a 2 and ass-licking at a 9, would it really be worth it?