Comments by seaboardrr

No tits and in dire need of a hamburger

Wouldn’t rate even a second look

While we’ve never seen the covered drink signal in person that would normally tell me someone plans to come back to that table BUT at the same time unless there’s a sign on the table that it’s reserved it’s fair game if it’s empty. Especially if you get up and leave the table empty when it’s very busy. I personally would never leave an open container out of my sight anywhere in public. When we get up to go get LD’s we take our drinks with us and understand that we’ll be looking for another seat when we come back. What I always do is simply ask the people on either side if they know if someone is sitting there.

Thanks everyone. This just confirms what we were assuming but you know what happens when you assume. Ishmael, not sure if you’re aware but me and mrs sea play together.

We would both pass. She needs to move some of that ass to her tits.

I could sleep at any time, anywhere and for any length of time. I get up at 5am. When I worked nights I wouldn't even get home until 5, 6, 7 or even 9am sometimes but rarely got more than 4 or 5 hours sleep. I hated working nights more than I hate getting up at 5am. A stripper not waking up until 4pm does not sound weird.

Anything to stay relevant for another 15 minutes. What's even sadder is her and people like her will call the paparazzi to announce where they'll be to make sure the cameras are there.

Most likely it isn't someone trying to hack YOU personally but instead somewhere that you reg'd with that email had their user list database stolen and someone just went through trying to force their way into all the emails just to see if various basic passwords would work on some.

Yep, after y'all go out dressed nice and she asks if she should change go back so she can put on her sexy slutty clubbing clothes and do her hair and makeup and eventually she'll bring up going to a SC again. Just do plenty of homework so when she asks if there are any "upscale" SC's you already have a prepared answer.

I watched this earlier this year and it starts off great but it's really a pretty depressing movie. Definitely NOT a movie for couples.

Seems like there would be a lot of OSHA regulations to abide by with something like that. Might be more of a headache than it's worth.

Neither. Show me a woman who doesn't need a whole hair and makeup team to look hot and then ask me.

Oh, I forgot. It's not that she doesn't like them since she said she goes. The problem I see is you didn't discuss it with her beforehand so she wasn't prepared. A woman going to a SC knows she's going to see hot naked chicks running around so she'll want to get out her best sexy slutty attire and do her hair and makeup just right so she feels just as sexy. Taking her there in just her normal hair, makeup and street attire made her feel bad about the way she looked and what she was wearing.

Well, all you can do now is just shake it off and go back to your boring wall to wall sex meetings. If she likes going to upscale SC's with co-workers and now she knows you'll take her to one just give her time. If she really likes them then never bring it up and eventually she'll say something about finding one she likes and y'all can go have fun.

We've all been there. We'll never forget sitting at Ihop at 6am one Sunday morning eating pancakes after spending the last 8 or 9 hours partying at the SC looking at each other wondering how we spent $660 and didn't even get fucked (in a good way). That was the first and LAST time we've ever been that free with the SC cash. Live and learn.

Mrs sea saw one at Target last year. Normal clothes i think she said something like sweat pants and a t-shirt and no make up but she instantly knew her from the SC. She looked at mrs sea and did a quick double take and she could tell she recognized her as well. They both just smiled and said hi as they passed each other.

I just say I don't need one because I'm married but have you met my wife; (point to mrs sea next to me) because she's looking for one...

I like mine because they're real, big and I get to play with them anytime I want for free.

I would guess I'd be known for my outrageous lie about being happily married to a gorgeous sex freak who loves SC's and women.

Actually, we both find it funny when we still find stripper glitter in various places for several days following a visit. Even after multiple showers that shit seems to just stick in weird places for some reason. Always fun recalling what we did together.

Yeah, those are at least DD/E cups

Don't care about grinding. There needs to be kissing and rubbing and sucking all over EVERYBODY. If she doesn't have mrs sea half naked immediately going to town and absolutely no objections to 3 pairs of hands going everywhere the entire time we don't go back.

We'll put a little bit of everything in a stripper stash but as far as getting a bunch of $1's i'll just get change when we walk in and then from the bar during the night when we need more.

"...my wife couldn't recover figure after first kid (she stays at 200 lbs - 5' 8") I don't see my self leaving her because she is a great mother and wife,..." I'm going to focus on this part of your question. Child birth is hell on the body. If your wife works out and has been trying to get back in shape but has plateaud and just can't make any progress with her core have y'all had a doctor check out her diastatis recti muscles aka tummy muscles aka ab muscles? Basically during child birth the ab muscles can usually rip apart from the sternum all way down to the belly button and NO amount of working out will ever get them back. The only solution is some form of tummy tuck or mini tuck where they get sewn back together. if you want to help your wife you should talk about it and see if that's something she wants or needs. If she's tried to get back in shape but can't make any progress it's demoralizing and it's easy for someone to eventually just give up.

A-D. If we're actually sitting at the stage then it's E. We always budget anywhere from $100-200 just for stage tipping.