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8 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
Good thread. #3 is truly shameful, lol.
I can't think of 5, so here are my most shameful.
Dancer and I agreed to meet at the club for dayshift because it's less crowded, and less staff patrolling so more privacy.
I did not have breakfast that day so my plan was to sample the lunch buffet at the club. I get there around 1p and head to the buffet. Hotdogs, corn dogs and hamburgers. The corn dogs looked more palatable so I grabbed one.
Dancer finally comes out of the dressing room and we look for a waitress to order a bottle to get us access to the VIP booths. The options are wine or champagne. Dancer likes the bubbly, so we get that. $200 including tip and the booth is ours for as long as we want. This was my second time drinking champagne. The first time was nightshift VIP and I can recall getting past tipsy with just two glasses.
One hour into the VIP and after two glasses of champagne, I start feeling very happy and just laughing for no reason at all. Then I just want to lay down on the booth and sleep. A couple of minutes later I feel like throwing up and just barely make it to the bathroom stall.
Needless to say, I spent the next hour in the stall, vomiting and feeling miserable. I came back to the VIP booth and just sat there. Meanwhile, dancer gets called onstage and I wait until she comes back to settle up. This was my worst VIP ever.
The second most shameful was losing my keys in the lap dance area of a club that closes at 4am. I actually looked around the couches using my phone as a flashlight. A bouncer told me to leave the lap dance area and wait until the club closed and the cleaning crew did their thing. No keys were found so I had to take a taxi home to get my spare keys and it was already daylight! I live far away from this particular club so I spent $200 on roundtrip taxi fare.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Nothing against Cuban girls. Some are downright gorgeous. It's just their attitude. They act like stripperweb girls.
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I did venture out last night to Baby Dolls to see if it was true that a lot of new faces come out looking for rent money. It was just the usual Cuban girls. Some are downright rude when you say no to a lap dance. I just had one beer and left.
I hear that the Cuban dancers are running off the customers which in turn runs off the other non-Cuban talent. I don't know if this is true but what is true is that clubs are still slow. I don't even know if my CF will ever come back.
I would say that Cubans are easily at least 25% of the roster. I saw this drop-dead gorgeous Eastern European looking girl and guess what, she's Cuban. So who knows, maybe the whole roster is now Cuban.
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8 years ago
On second thought, most people retiring in the next couple of years have probably already been advised to take their money out stocks and into something less risky.
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8 years ago
I shudder at the thought of Trump as president.
Most of us have 401k plans. If Trump wins, the stock market will take a nose dive. I feel sorry for the people who are retiring under his presidency if he wins.
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8 years ago
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impalaThe People's Republic of Pennsylvania
Congrats Impala on getting called back to work. It's always a blessing to have the opportunity to earn.
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8 years ago
My CF smells "sterile" Her butt and pussy has no smell.
I've had dances with other strippers where I can smell the funk from an ass or pussy from a foot away. I am actually turned off by it. I guess I am not that attracted to them to tolerate the smell.
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8 years ago
It doesn't if she has been tested and is STD-free
If a drug addicted whore who has fucked and sucked bareback is STD-free then catching an STD is not as easy as I have been led to believe.
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8 years ago
Poor guy. If only he knew where that pussy has been, he wouldn't be eating it.
I wonder if she disclosed to him that she has fucked and sucked to score drugs from dealers and druggies.
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8 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Easily 10s of thousands per year.
They can be more expensive than a girlfriend, that's for sure.
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8 years ago
I did that once at Baby Dolls. Get a stack of singles and sit at the stage and tip $1 to each dancer.
Now I just sit in the back and only approach the stage to tip the CF.
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8 years ago
SJGay is known for being the alter ego of SJGuy and for MAMPs, bathhouses, BFE, and prostate massage
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8 years ago
It happens. It's just part of being a PL. You kind of feel bad the next few days after dropping so much cash but then you forget about it and move on.
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8 years ago
From experience I can tell you that if a stripper says she does not have a boyfriend, it's a lie. They might be truthful with everything else but they will always lie about not having a boyfriend.
It's all your YMMV. There is no magic formula to get free OTC from a stripper.
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8 years ago
In my CF's absence, I have started to sample other dancers. Man, there is some rank pussy out there! Makes me appreciate my CF's immaculate hygiene even more!
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8 years ago
Zero
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8 years ago
The long awaited story is here. Thanks for posting it JS69.
Like I said before, I would just keep the DC and DS1. That's it. You don't need any other women in your life.
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8 years ago
Freaky. Is that proof that SJGuy and SJGay are the same individual?
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8 years ago
Easy. The Russian model. Too bad she has fake boobs
If we are talking about dream Instagram models:
Here are mine
Face: Emily Ratajkowski
https://www.instagram.com/emrata/?hl=en
Body: Sommer Ray
https://www.instagram.com/sommerray/?hl=en
Face, Body and Latina: Yanet Garcia
https://www.instagram.com/iamyanetgarcia/?hl=en
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8 years ago
First and foremost, I am an ass guy.
I did not care much about boob size as long as their ass was boner-inducing.
Now I have come to want big boobs ( C is perfect) as well as a fine ass.
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8 years ago
Gawker, your ATF stories are fascinating.
Sounds like you're finally ready to move on with your life.
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8 years ago
Thanks TG. That helps.
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8 years ago
Hot Latinas! Drooling...
TG, I showed you a picture of my CF. I would be surprised if you still remember, lol. It has been a while. To me she is a 9.
Would you say the girls you saw tonight were better looking?
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8 years ago
LOL!
Good one Shailynn