Comments by iknowbetter

Definitely Tootsies - if for no other reason than the size of the building and its “must see” reputation. Thick latinas in boots can be found here, with decent $26 lap dances. VIP, however, is cost prohibitive for most. Scarlett’s will have thinner, more athletically built girls, and laps are usually mostly air (in my experience). E11 has the best eye candy, like local instagram influencer-quality girls, as well as celebrity DJs, and the whole Miami nightclub scene - including smoke show customers. But you need to be dressed to impress (and not in your poor fitting senior prom 3 piece), and prepared to spend lots of cash on cover and drinks - if you can get in at all.

The thought of opening your own strip club is a fun thing to think about, but unless you have experience with the industry, it’s better left as a fantasy. If you were to open a club like you described, your customers would love it, but it would probably not be a successful business model.

Nothing good happens after 2am. Part of the reason why I prefer afternoon shift.

How did that team lose to Michigan? Congrats OSU Nation!

Exactly why obscenity is so difficult (and often funny) to try to describe in legal terms. This is what created the famous line from the judge in 1964 Jacobellis v. Ohio of “I can’t define it, but i know it when I see it”

Local LE is well aware of what goes on in the strip clubs in their jurisdictions without having to get info from this site. They’re customers too, and in many instances off duty LE are legally employed by strip clubs. But having said this, everything I’ve ever written on this site is made up. I’ve never even been inside a strip club. I just take info from other reviews and make up my own stories to get free VIP access.

Another example of sex being the motivation behind technological innovation.

One of the best backhanded compliments I’ve heard over the years is that Jimmy Carter was too good of a person to be a decent politician.

You’ve obviously put a lot of thought into this. All great ideas that would undoubtedly enhance the strip club experience. But none of it matters if the club doesn’t have hot girls willing to put out for a reasonable price.

Pics?

Clearly the hottest of the clan, but I can’t look at her without thinking she looks a lot like her tranny dad.

I’m pretty much the opposite of SkiBum. I’m comfortable at 78 degrees year ‘round, and this has been a bigger issue in my marriage than my extracurricular PL hobbies. I also like to sleep outside on my screen porch (even in summer) with no AC, other than a ceiling fan and the breeze coming in off Biscayne Bay.

This is how a bad night becomes a really bad night. Sometimes it’s best to know when to accept getting clipped for $200. I’ve walked past this place many times during the day. It’s across the street from The Butterfly Conservatory (not even ironic for Key West). Girls sit on the front porch and try to lure the tourists in. I have to admire the patience of the Key West police. They have to deal with a lot of drunken tourists every day of the year. However, this incident occurred during Fantasy Fest, when the really crazy shit goes down.

I seriously doubt anyone on this forum could ever do anything remotely resembling gangsta or ghetto. Although we could be some HOA badasses or condo commandos. I’ve personally been known to speak up at school board meetings.

What’s the rule on blender drinks? Something about a minimum distance from home, unless you’re female or queer (not that there’s anything wrong with that)?

Doesn’t do anything for me, but I do like getting my shirt off, or pulled all the way up to get full torso skin to skin contact. I love sliding around on sweaty titties.

Not necessarily my type, but if OP is getting her OTC at his $35 -$50 hotel room, much respect!

Sounds good in theory. But have you been successful at sugaring at this rate? I’d love to know how this really works out for you. I’m also curious about what the girls look like who’d be willing to meet you at a $35-$50 motel. In my limited experience with sugaring a few years back, I found that PPM sugaring was literally the same cost as OTC, except that it required a lot more time and effort to get set up and to maintain. On the other hand, a continuous, sustained SB relationship provided a much better (some might say too good) GFE experience, resulting in better, more meaningful sex, and more quality time together, but it was significantly more expensive in both time and money than standard OTC. In this scenario, it was much less transactional, and I was paying a monthly “allowance” regardless of how many times we got together. Add in the cost of dinners, occasional travel, and gifts, and this type of sugaring gets nearly as expensive as a wife. However, the real cost of this SB relationship was that we both developed real feelings for each other and when I ended the relationship she began trolling my wife and kids’ social media and threatened to expose me.

Thankfully I’ve never been very interested in gambling. I’ve played a little through the years but never really understood the appeal. I participated in a fantasy football league for a couple of years, and played around with day trading for a bit, but often wondered how much money I could make if I devoted that amount of time and energy into a real job.

Hard to put real definition to these, but for me, as a big fan of FRMOS, the degree of kissing has everything to do with how it’s being reciprocated. If she’s into it as much as I am, and we’re into a full-on face grind, it’s DFK. As for VIP mileage, HM is satisfying all requirements, but pretty much going through the motions, by the numbers. UHM is when she lets me fuck her any way I want. For me, the two concepts are independent of one another. I typically wouldn’t waste time in VIP on kissing.

Hate to see another club closing, but I’m not surprised to hear this. I wanted to like Solid Gold Pompano but there were never any girls or customers whenever I visited. I don’t know the business model, but I would assume Ownership tried to sell the license and location prior to closing their doors. This building has always been a strip club (as far as I can remember). Prior to Solid Gold it was Lions Den. And prior to that it was another strip club whose name escapes me. Maybe its just a bad location, hidden back in an industrial area and not on a main thoroughfare.

“Papi” doesn’t bother me, but as the father of daughters, “daddy” is an instant turn off for me.

Detroit may just be the best team right now, but there’s no way they’ll make it all the way to the superbowl without choking at some point in the playoffs.

Congrats. Definitely a mic drop moment. Bartenders are often the hottest girls in the club. Flirtatious, but always considered off limits.

Gaetz is a creep. And that’s coming from a seasoned PL whose hobby is paying girls for sex.