Comments by iknowbetter

Id like to know where these clubs are - in particular the 2nd club where our novice PL banged 3 hot strippers, got a HJ from another, and BJs from two more, all in the same visit. What are the odds? Where is this place?

I don’t know how the clubs are doing around here since I typically don’t do much mongering between Mid-November and Mid-January for all the reasons you mentioned. Too much real life stuff going for me this time of year to have a chance to hit the clubs.

I get OP’s sarcasm, but he makes a good point. We shouldn’t be overpaying- it just leads to inflation and entitlement. However I don’t think this is an old white guy issue, at least not in the S. Florida clubs. Its usually a black pro athlete, rapper, or celebrity who’s entourage is making it rain big stacks of money and drawing all the girls away from the normal PLs in the club. Also, why didn’t I get invited to the white Mongers meetings?

^^^ Yikes! Then I’m really out of touch!

Feature dancers were once a pretty regular event at a lot of strip clubs back in the day, but not so much anymore. Maybe it’s because with all the amateur and semi-pro porn out there, there aren’t real pornstars like there once was. Also, cam sites and OF provide better (more profitable) opportunities for pornstars to interact with their fans

I’d be willing to make an exception

DC to the Keys is basically all I-95, so Atlanta and Charlotte are really off your route, unless you’re planning a side trip west. Along the I-95 corridor there’s really nothing in VA or NC, unless you want to make a detour through Raleigh. Once you get into SC, there were once a few decent clubs in the Myrtle Beach area. But it’s been awhile. From there you’re basically into Jacksonville, which has a few clubs that might be worth checking out. Then there’s basically nothing until Cocoa Beach. Again, these are probably all just drop in types of places, with low expectations. From there there’s literally nothing until you reach West Palm that has a few clubs to check out. But what you’re really looking for is 30 miles farther south in Pompano, wheee you can spend as much time and money as you want since this will be the highlight of your trip. Continuing south, you might want to hit up Cheetah, Scarlett’s, and Tootsies in Hallandale / Miami Gardens. Then there’s nothing to see on the ride down through the Keys. Key West has : clubs that cater primarily to tourists. Have fun! Travel safe.

Since they don’t have a “real” VIP, this is a common occurrence at Cheetah Hallandale. Most, if not all dancers will offer it, but be prepared to pay $100 + the cost of dances.

How do you “intentionally try to LDK”? On second thought, I don’t want to know.

Unfortunately it seems like all my hobbies are expensive. In an effort to simplify my life, I recently sold my boat, which was costing me a fortune whether I used it or not. I agree that the strip club experience isn’t what it once was, but now it’s more of a hunting expedition where you never know if it’s going to be a bust or a great time. I tried golf, but I’m not very good at it so it’s not much fun for me. The only other hobby I have would be the never ending restoration of my 1948 house - also a very expensive hobby.

Does anyone really need to be cautioned against entering into any kind of business arrangement with a sex worker? Just a bad idea on so many levels.

I have very limited experience with OTC, but I have only gotten OTC from girls that I’ve fucked ITC. So there’s never been a concern about expectations. Most of the “negotiation” has been about logistics and perhaps time - how long do I want her to stay. But time has never been an issue for me since once I pop it’s time for her to go. I don’t need her to stick around and cuddle. Although one of my OTCs wanted to stick around even after I told her she could go. We both took showers and then enjoyed laying around in the hotel robes while watching TV and raiding the mini bar. I told her I wasn’t paying her more to stick around, and she said that’s OK, she said she was having fun and didn’t have anything else to do. Then we laid on the bed and started making out. When we were just about to fuck again, she said that she should go now. The hanging around and making out afterwards was really nice. It happened organically and spontaneously, and it was actually more enjoyable than the more transactional OTC fuck for money session that we did earlier.

Dammit! I guess I must be gay. But she just doesn’t do it for me.

Maybe because it’s what I’ve always done in my real relationships, and they always seemed to like it too? Sorry, I guess I should ask first. But if I did, what would you say? By the way, it your profile pic is really you, we’d all love to see more.

OF is an interesting disruptor to the traditional porn media industry. Since the girls control their own content, and they can run their OF site from the safety and privacy of their own homes, there are now literally thousands, or perhaps hundreds of thousands of girls becoming part time porn stars, who never, ever would have gotten into porn, or stepped foot into a strip club. It’s like they don’t consider OF to be porn, or even taboo at all (which I think is great). I don’t know what the real stats are, but anecdotally it seems like every hot girl you see on the street, club, gym, or beach in Miami has an OF site. It has become the primary source of supplemental income allowing girls to afford expensive Miami apartments. Any given day you can see an OF babe creating content on the beach or on the balconies of a Brickell high rise.

Ehh. Not my type.

To each his own, but if I wanted sex with someone 40+, I’d just stay home with my wife.

Finally one we can agree on! Super hot, and nasty too. But still not gonna spend $ on her OF.

Thanks for the review. I always enjoy reading your stuff. I think you’ve perfected the ultimate indulgent weekend.

I was divorced in my 30s and it was easy to “get back out there”. I even had a couple of my ex’s friends call me if I ever wanted to “talk”. I banged one of them regularly for a year and I was able to say “I’m not ready to get back into a relationship yet”. Definitely the period in my life when I had the most and best sex - all with younger, hot girls looking for a slightly older, financially secure guy who had a nice house and his shit together- despite some baggage with an ex and 2 young kids. Single life lasted for nearly 5 years and I grew tired of the revolving door of girls who ran the gamut from desperate psychopaths to career gold diggers, so when I finally hooked up with a nice looking, normal girl with a good job of her own, I settled down again for “family #2”, which I do not regret - 23 years and 2 more amazing kids later. However I imagine divorced life would be difficult in my 50s or 60s since I’m really not attracted to women my own age. Post menopausal women don’t do it for me, no matter how much work they’ve gotten done or how much they’re in the gym. Older women also don’t put up with my bullshit. So a new relationship at my age would be out of the question. Unfortunately this means I’d have to buy young pussy, either directly or indirectly..

Day shift is a totally different demographic and vibe if you’re looking for something less “hood rat”. I’ve consistently gotten good value VIP for $300 here with different providers.

Never gotten VIP here but I’m not surprised based on my experience with the “new” SG. Better off at BT or DD for VIP where your $350 will get you a sure thing.

Lap dance room etiquette is similar to urinal rules. Look straight ahead and don’t pay any attention to what’s going on next to you.

Where is Nice Spice when we need her to weigh in on the perils of the US industrial food complex? RFK Jr is a crackpot but seems to be on track with how the US food industry has created this obesity epidemic over the course of my lifetime.

If you were there last Thursday (Browns v Steelers in the snow), I may have been one of the homos who you saw passing on hot blondie. As you surmised, I assumed a non-Latina girl that fine would give bad air dances. My mistake - thanks for clearing that up. I’ll definitely look for her next time.