Miami recs? (specifics inside)

I’m def not a Miami veteran. I’m just surprised there hasn’t been a reply yet.

I’d maybe just vote for Tootsies for no other reason that there would be so many dancers that there has to be *someone* with thigh high boots. Plus the poles on the main stage are super tall and there are some who care about putting on a show. (It seems like a lot of the boots dancers are the ones who care more about awesome pole tricks?)

But if somebody else comes along and gives a better recommendation on this thread, then I’d concede to them.

Miami is a big place. Pretty much any club in south Florida offers significant two way contact for dances. Sure, some offer more than others but even the clean clubs are pretty high contact. I'm not super familiar with all the Miami clubs,

I'm most familiar with the Pompano clubs, but its a bit of a stretch to call them Miami. If they're included in your area, BT Pompano has a bunch of chicks with boots. I hate boots. Quality at BT has dropped massively over the last 6 months, at least for my tastes. But given your description, you might love em. They're nearly all Latinas, mostly thicker, lots of fake tits and asses, tons of makeup, hair and lash extensions, and yes those stupid thigh high boots. Cheetah's got much better looking girls IMO, more natural and slimmer. Diamond Dolls for years has been the hands down place to go for cartoon inspired bimbos. In recent months they've toned that down and have a mix of those girls and some natural ones. DD's table dances are air dances now, enforced by management for the time being at least. Mileage in the individual song booth is down too, with girls pushing hard for the 3-song stall. But, if you're up for that DD might be your option.

At Tootsies, you'll have a hard time finding a girl who'll dance for you to LDK. If you do, they'll likely demand a tip comparable to what you'd pay for FS at other clubs. You'll also likely have trouble finding girls who'll make out. You'll get the occasional kisser, sure, but I wouldn't count on making out.

Super hot girls is harder to meet. It depends on your taste. Scarlett's had some hotties the last time I was there, just after New Years, but they had been pretty middle of the road the previous several visits. They weren't really the bimbo types tho. Some guys love the girls at Booby Trap on the River and Klub 24, but I find them overweight and trashy. But, they do love those stupid boots at those places too.

Really though, any of the mainstream popular clubs should work for what you're describing. Super-hot girls is gonna be tough, but you'll likely find one or two to your liking at most clubs.

Thank you -- super helpful. Sounds like I'll definitely have to do a Pompano Triangle excursion and hit up all 3.

Any thoughts on the ones further south, namely Scarlett's, Tootsies, & E11even? Fwiw I don't care if they are "touristy" as I'm a tourist and just want good eye candy.

To be more specific on preferences, I don't like black girls -- just white & latina, Asian. So a predominately black club would be out. I also don't *need* thigh high boots, it's just something I really like (just generally like stripper heels). What I do *need* though is that fake enhanced pornstar look -- the more bimbo and dolled up the better.

Thanks!

Definitely Tootsies - if for no other reason than the size of the building and its “must see” reputation. Thick latinas in boots can be found here, with decent $26 lap dances. VIP, however, is cost prohibitive for most.

Scarlett’s will have thinner, more athletically built girls, and laps are usually mostly air (in my experience).

E11 has the best eye candy, like local instagram influencer-quality girls, as well as celebrity DJs, and the whole Miami nightclub scene - including smoke show customers. But you need to be dressed to impress (and not in your poor fitting senior prom 3 piece), and prepared to spend lots of cash on cover and drinks - if you can get in at all.

I'd agree with iknowbetter's assessment, except for the air dances at Scarlett's bit. I'd say they're lower contact, they're not likely to kiss or even let you suck a nipple, they're almost certainly not gonna stick their hands down your pants, but not what I'd call air dances either.

Tootsies isn't the worst place, for a while there it was really bad with like half the girls not even wanting to do lap dances, either demanding you do a 3-4-100 set or outright only doing rooms at sky high prices. But I stopped in after the Orange bowl a few weeks ago with some friends and we had a good time. I would say of the 3 places you mentioned Tootsies is most likely to have the bimbo types.

E11even, as mentioned can have some absolute motherfucking knockouts. It's kinda expensive, and really very night-club ish. I think I've kinda exceeded the age where I'm willing to tolerate a night club, it sure as shit isn't something I seek out.

Cheetah Hallendale is right across the street from Scarlett's, if you do check out Scarlett's you can check there too. I'm not a huge fan of that joint, and I'd probably recommend a day visit over night, but it's worth a few minutes and a few bucks for an Uber and a beer to check it out if you're nearby. The girls there tend to be pretty eager to please in the dance rooms for moderate tips.