Deja Vu ypsi tonight?
Throwawaydtw
My wife Bambi is gonna be working the pole at Deja Vu Ypsilanti tonight. Anyone interested in heading out that way and seeing what kind of mileage they can get out of her?
She’s tall, half Mexican, natural C cups and a fat ass with lots of tattoos.
She’s tall, half Mexican, natural C cups and a fat ass with lots of tattoos.
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Post a pic of her bent over showing her butthole. However, we want to make sure this is not just some internet butthole pic. So you should use a sharpie to write “I ❤️ Lions” on her left butt cheek and “Skifredo is a dork” on her right butt cheek. I mean it is really unlikely that you’d find a a photo like that randomly on the interwebs.
If you do this we’ll believe that you’re real and tell all sorts of stories about jizzing in your wife’s mouth and shit like that. Bonus points if you put the sharpie in her butthole in the photo. ROAR!!!
OP shows up with a knife and Rick brought a gun