whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Comments by whodey (page 3)
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3 months ago
b318
Why would anyone help you stalk a woman you saw online?
If you want to see her in person just send her a message and tell her you want to get some dances from her and ask her where she works. If she wants to sell you some dances she will tell you. If she doesn't want people that found her online to know where she works in real life she won't tell you and you should respect her privacy.
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3 months ago
BabyDoc
Wayfaring Stranger
She's right up my alley. Kinda plain girl next doorish look, a slender (but not too thin) body with well proportioned breasts.
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3 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
You could just go into the bank and ask them for smaller bills. But what fun would that be?
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3 months ago
Muddy
USA
I'll read the recent reviews until I get a good understanding of how the club is. Obviously, I'll give more credence to reviews written by established members than someone I've never heard of with only 1 or 2 posts on the site. That doesn't mean the unknown reviewers can't provide helpful insight, it just means I have to read more reviews to trust that I am getting an accurate picture of the club.
However, just because someone is well established doesn't mean I am going to just take their word for it and stop there. There are some members who's names I instantly recognize, but I know their tastes and mine don't align so I can't just rely on their review.
However, there are several reviewers who I do trust their reviews completely because we have similar tastes and I have had basically the same opinion of multiple clubs as their prior reviews. If I come across a recent review of theirs for a club I'll usually just go with that and stop reading other reviews.
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3 months ago
sfrsox
I love boobies
It's called self control. If you don't have it this can be a dangerous hobby. Know your budget, not just for individual visits but per week, per month and per year.
No matter how good the girls are, they aren't worth messing up your life outside of the club by overspending on them. Especially if all you are doing is getting lapdances and not ducking them.
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3 months ago
John Wolf
Only one I know of is your sister Virginia Wolf. I wouldn't go near her because she's ugly as a dog but she's willing to fuck anyone for $10 from what I hear. Based on your posts begging for info on cheap extras I assume your desperate enough to pay for incest.
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3 months ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
C. When my ATF retired from dancing we kept doing OTC about twice a month for a little over a year until she got engaged and stopped all p4p activities. Even during the period where we were still doing OTC I was having fun at the clubs looking for my next favorite, or at least my favorite for the night.
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3 months ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Mainstream tastes and preferences change over time so just because the majority of people in a different generation like things that you don't like is normal. It doesn't mean that you have high standards or they have low standards, it just means you and them like different things.
Just think about the things that you liked when you were young that maybe your grandparents hated or the music they listened to that you didn't like. It goes that way for everything from movies and TV shows, to books and music to what's attractive and what's not.
In addition to age there are other cultural aspects that make a difference. Even amoung the same age group you'd get drastically different answers to the question of "who's the best band" or "what's the best movie" or "who's the hottest stripper in this club right now" depending on if you ask someone from the Southside of Chicago, somebody from rural Iowa, someone from Miami or someone from Malibu. That doesn't mean any of them are wrong, they are just different.
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3 months ago
Hotboy1
Sure, most clubs are like that but there is a very important step you must take first. When you arrive at the club you have to tell person working the entrance what you are there for and give them an extra $50 for the special wristband that lets the dancers know what you are looking for.
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3 months ago
TCabot
I've seen several wheelchair bound customers in clubs over the years and they all seemed to be having a good time and treated well by staff and the dancers. I even saw the bartender at one club that doesn't have waitresses come out from behind the bar a few times to check with they gentleman while he was sitting stage side to see if he needed a drink.
The biggest issue seems to be in some old hole in the wall type clubs where there are steps to get into the building or if there are steps to where the dances are done.
I saw a guy getting a lapdance in the main room of a club where the dances are normally done on the 2nd floor because the club had no elevator. The dance seemed much more timid from what I saw, not sure if that was because of the wheelchair or just because it was so wide open instead of in a private alcove like they had upstairs.
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3 months ago
Jxvii
If a stripper in California is offering sex for $200-300 (total including the club's cut) I would avoid them. If they are willing to fuck a stranger when their share of the money is going to be less than they could make working a shift at McDonald's, you know they are desperate. They either have a drug problem, a serious disease or the human trafficker/pimp they work for is threatening their life if they don't start producing some money.
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3 months ago
Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
I don't lie, I just don't give much detail. I tell them that I manage a group within the risk mitigation department of a credit card company, I just don't tell them that the group is comprised of debt collectors because that tends to be a sore subject for a lot of them.
If they start to ask any questions I just say "your job is a lot more fun than mine so why don't we just focus on that."
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4 months ago
Owlyoung_ggofv
Southern Libertine
Like founder said, submit them as new clubs. It isn't like founder employs a team of employees to scour the earth to find every strip club. It is just him running the site so he can't know about clubs that aren't on here unless someone submits a new listing for them.
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4 months ago
StripClubXpert
On TUSCL home page all you have to do is click on "Map to Clubs" which is the very first link under the search bar and it will bring up a map to all of the nearby clubs around you. It doesn't give you turn-by-turn GPS directions, but it gives you a visual map and their address.
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4 months ago
Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
At least one Olympian has gotten offered a big payday from a porn site based on the attention a certain part of their anatomy has gotten at the Olympics.
https://local12.com/news/entertainment/adult-website-offers-french-olympic-pole-vaulter-anthony-ammirati-250k-after-viral-crotch-moment-nsfw-private-parts-crossbar-camsoda-webcam-show-track-and-field-star
Unfortunately it wasn't the pole vaulter that orange mentioned. I doubt any TUSCLers will be watching this one, but it us a hilarious story.
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4 months ago
Christinavorce
The only help with infidelity anyone is looking for on this site is where to find the hottest strippers to fuck while cheating on their spouse.
If you aren't going to help with that, kindly fuck off scammer.
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4 months ago
ReadyToMonger
I agree standards have gone down in strip clubs, but I don't think it is because clubs are choosing to hire substandard women. They are hiring the best women that they can.
It isn't like they are turning away 7s and 8s in favor of hiring 3s and 4s. There simply aren't enough 7s and up wanting to strip for a living to fill even 1/3 of the strip clubs that are still in business. That leaves desperate club owners trying to hire whatever ladies they can to try to stay open.
Eventually many of the clubs will close because of the lack of talent. As the number of clubs drop, the best looking dancers will become more concentrated in the few clubs that survive which will make for better lineups. However, the elimination of the lower end clubs will also lead to significantly higher prices at the handful of clubs that survive since there is no competition left.
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4 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Yes gammanu95 he did not rape her according to the jury so anyone supporting him is not supporting a rapist. They are however supporting a sexual abuser who forced himself on a woman. Do you regularly support other sexual abusers?
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4 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
The jury found that he both defamed her and that he had sexually abused her. The jury found that he had not raped her which was another claim she had brought against him.
This link includes a pdf of the jury's written decisions in the case. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/read-the-full-trump-e-jean-carroll-verdict-text-here/
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4 months ago
deepthinker
Illinois
In this day and age the clubs may be afraid of a sexual discrimination lawsuit, especially if they charge a cover to some guy that shows up in drag.
In the end a couple is two customers so they should both pay the same cover, the same drink prices, the same cost for lap dances (even if they get the dances "together as a couple" they should each pay the normal price) and they should both tip the girls since they are both enjoying the show.
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4 months ago
Frankcastle
Georgia
Like you said, their reopening has been a couple of months away according to their former dancers and staff since the covid lock downstairs ended 3 years ago. I agree that they spent a lot of money on the remodel which would indicate that they planned on reopening. It has been a while since I was on that stretch of Cleveland Ave to see if the work is still ongoing, but I know progress had seemed to stop for quite a while. My guess was that the owners ran out of funds due to the club being closed, renovation costs going up and lines of credit becoming harder and more expensive to obtain.
At this point I have all but given up hopes of them reopening, at least under the same ownership, after the 4 year "temporary" closure. I hope I'm wrong, Sirens was always my favorite club whenever I was in Cbus and I would love for them to reopen and continue the great entertainment they used to provide.
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4 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Goldeneagle9:"What rights have Republicans given us?"
Why don't we start with the biggest one, the right to not be owned as slaves. That was a right brought to Americans by a Republican named Abraham Lincoln.
How about the right for women to vote? The Republican Party led the way for women's suffrage.
How about providing the country with safe food to eat through Teddy Roosevelt pushing for the Pure Food and Drug Act to establish safety and quality standards for food?
How about ending segregation in schools thanks to Chief Justice Warren?
How about the federal highway system to bring the country together and to spur economic development throughout the country?
How about winning the Cold War and preventing the spread of communist control?
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4 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
"Let's vote republican so I can continue to work a non union job because I will make more money than the guy next to me because I work harder than him or her." You must suffer from the same dementia that Joe has if you don't think that someone who works harder should make more money than the slacker next to him.
As for God and the Bible, each person is free to believe whatever they want about religion. Not only is that a tight protected by the 1st Amendment, it is just common decency not to try to force others to share your beliefs.
Guns, they protect more than just someone's property. They protect our lives, they protect our family, they protect our family and they protect our rights.
Country, you're right the country isn't the same as the one that we remember and love thanks to the socialist agenda of people like Biden and Obama. That doesn't mean we shouldn't work to bring it back to what it should be. I think you may have even seen some red hats with a slogan about the issue.
No Republican would want to prevent their daughter from getting proper medical care when she is pregnant or any other time. I assume you are referring to abortion, which isn't medical care it is murdering an innocent child. Instead we prefer to teach our children that sex has consequences including pregnancy and that they shouldn't do it if they aren't ready to handle those consequences. If they do end up pregnant and don't want to raise the child, there are options. Either a family member will step up and raise the child or an adoption agency can help find a loving family for the child.
Health insurance, nobody is trying to take away your ability to get health insurance, we just don't like the government mandating that everyone has to buy it. If you want it and your job doesn't offer it either get a different job or buy it yourself from one of the companies that have always offered to sell it to anyone that wants to buy it.
Social Security, again nobody is saying that you shouldn't be able to choose it if you want it but again don't force it on everyone. Let people decide if they want to put their money towards Social Security or a different retirement investment strategy. I always find it odd when Democrats say Republicans want to take away Social Security when one of the largest Democratic voting blocs (Teachers Union) doesn't use Social Security and instead uses their own retirement system. I guess they feel they are entitled to a better system than other are allowed.
Yes let's lower taxes, including those that go to schools. This can be done without having an effect on the core education of the students by eliminating unnecessary administrative bureaucracy and cutting tax payer funding for unnecessary clubs and extracurriculars. The closest thing I have seen any Republican say to your bit about "tell them to drop out and get a job" is that not everyone needs to go to college because there are plenty of well paying careers that don't need a college degree or the debt and liberal brainwashing that comes with it.
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4 months ago
gammanu95
You can unfriend me, unfollow me, and unlike me; but you cannot unlick my butthole
Odd choice given his previous "Never Trump" stance before converting to a Trump supporter a few years ago. I expect at least one PAC will be running ads full of Vance's past comments on Trump before the convention is over.
Trump was already going to win Ohio, maybe Vance helps in nearby swing states like Pennsylvania and Michigan. His "Hillbilly Elegy" background and Marine Corp service (though non-combat role) could appeal to to some voters who see Trump as a rich elitist. However his background also invites the same type of attacks based on his family's long history of heavy drug use as Biden has dealt with over Hunter.
In the end, I don't recall many people ever saying they were convinced to vote for a Presidential candidate based on their running mate. I do however recall some that hesitated to vote for Biden because of Kamala and for McCain because of Palin because they didn't want either of them to take over if the elderly man they were on the ticket with kicked the bucket while in office.
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4 months ago
apieceofsausage
May I ask why you are wanting to attract younger customers? I understand wanting to attract younger men outside of the club, but typically older customers have more money to spend in the club (except in cities where younger men make good money in certain jobs like high tech or oil field areas).
As for your look, as a white guy in his early 40s I don't see any issues. I typically look for a girl who is fit (which you obviously are) with at least B Cup (which you appear to have) and a smaller ass (which again you appear to have. I generally prefer girls with slightly shorter shoulder length hair but I have never made my decision of whether to get a dance or not based on a girls hair so that wouldn't stop me. I'm not a fan of a full bush, but again I don't think I have ever turned down dances because of it.
Like others have said, it may be more about the club you are at. If the club doesn't generally have more than one or two black dancers it often struggles to attract the clientele that spends on black girls. Are there other clubs around that you could try?