Club Managers...STOP hiring Fat Hoes and tatted hoes.
I travel a lot for work and frequent strip clubs all over and have seen a notable trend with fat hoes being hired. They are ugly as sin, no matter what the politically correct try to make you believe.Same with tattooed hoes who have more tats than sailors and prisoners. No one wants to see that garbage.
You managers need to get a hand on quality and stop hiring 2’s and 3’s. We need 7’s minimum! The quality of girls has decreased steadily and so has your revenue and you know it. Start having standards again you dumb fucks.
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I actually agree with you regarding fat dancers, they're not what I want to see but there are some guys that like them. Case in point, I was in a local club a couple nights ago and there was this fatty that was at least 60lbs overweight on stage. She had a big gut, her thighs were all cellulite and probably the same diameter of my waist but some guy went up and generously tipped her and when she stepped off the stage they walked off together for lap dances. Ugh!
I've eased my thoughts on tats some. I've seen some very hot women with multiple tattoos but yeah there is a point of over doing it but I suppose it depends on how hot the girl is regarding tattoo overkill.
This made me laugh out loud
Where the hell are you going to find a dancer under 35 not tatted up? Maybe a baby stripper but within 6 months here comes the ink
Lack of standards and accepting anything and everything is what has gotten club quality to go downhill fast. There has to be standards and not this whole “Well some people like it” crap. Well let them go elsewhere.
We don’t want to see fat hoes stomping around causing seismic activity on stage. Next thing you know they will put Richter scales on stage. See the link…https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Clin… I have seen fatsos with example (a) and (b) in clubs….seriously. I have yet to see (c) but with current trajectory it isn’t too far-fetched. Clubs NEED to bring back weigh limits….PERIOD….fuck what your feelings are you obese hog…go work at a desk job. Truth sucks, but doesnt make it any less true.
This may shock you, but I am pretty confident that no uber-sexy hairless ape female has ever said “hey Becky, you know what I wanna do today? Make $100 by sucking off some fossilized lawyer that jacks off while he rage posts on random strip club boards. And it will be a special bonus if he went to the worst law school in the country.”
This simple fact makes it difficult for managers to create a club environment where all of the females look like Sydney Sweeney, Scarlett Johansson, and Jennifer Lawrence. But remember that there are typically diamonds in any pile of coal. I mean really, we didn’t need a link to a photo of fatsos to know what they look like. Also, please refrain from posting links to nude paraplegics and hermaphrodites. Nobody needs to see that shit.
Simply enjoy the truly sexy females when you find them. Also, did you know that Jack can make less sexy females appear sexier? Maybe not the real fatsos, but it can certainly take a 6 and make her a 10. Just some food for thought. ROAR!!!
but I know what you mean about the tattoos. I do see lots of strippers with excessive tattoos. I don’t like that either.
All that said, there are usually at least a few strippers with either no tattoos or minimal tattoos and that’s who I go with for dances
b. I also think that, more importantly, post-pandemic it seems most clubs are struggling to stay open and staffed so the managers probably feel like they have no choice but to hire whoevers willing to do the job just to have some warm bodies on stage. A possible solution would be physically smaller clubs - managers wouldnt feel the need to hire 15 chicks with a third of them physically questionable or worse. Put up a partition or curtain, cut the club space down 33% and just hire the best ten. I love thick and curvy women but they should be fit and healthy looking - shits gotten out of hand and now unhealthily obese young women call themselves "thicc" instead of exercising.
c. Another possible solution? More cubanas! Once again thank god for the latinas...
Should read
"Hoes...put down the Haagen Dazs and pick up the Ozempic, and stop degrading your body with bad or excessive ink."
FIFY
This is just a reflection on society and lack of pride in one's appearance.
It isn't like they are turning away 7s and 8s in favor of hiring 3s and 4s. There simply aren't enough 7s and up wanting to strip for a living to fill even 1/3 of the strip clubs that are still in business. That leaves desperate club owners trying to hire whatever ladies they can to try to stay open.
Eventually many of the clubs will close because of the lack of talent. As the number of clubs drop, the best looking dancers will become more concentrated in the few clubs that survive which will make for better lineups. However, the elimination of the lower end clubs will also lead to significantly higher prices at the handful of clubs that survive since there is no competition left.
the gradual decline in girl quality imho began maybe around 2005. gong back 7 years ago my fave of 5-6 months had tats all over the place. she even had a tat of a big motor engine from her shoulder to the elbow. currently it's 2024 and i can barely find one i look forward to seeing on a regular basis, unless i book a flight to say florida. and with my luck the picking in florida will probably suck too.
Fuck this shit. Do not enable obesity. Put your foot down.
Potential strategies? Make a comment to the bartender -- "geez the club probably has to charge her a double fee off of her dances because she has to take up two private booths in the VIP". They'll get the drift. Tell the unattractive ones that you're surprised they let people like her dance here. Keep your eye on the men who are patronizing the extremely out-of-line dancers. Can you identify the type? Are they of a particular demographic? (Age, f.e., social class, or ethnicity? Etc.)
We are in it together. Together we can stamp out undesirable dancers.
> c. Another possible solution? More cubanas! Once again thank god for the latinas...
Clubs also need more cubanas, but also dominicans, mexicans, etc.
Also agree with @BookGuy that we all need to hold the line on not buying dances from overweight girls. If that's all a club has to offer, leave the club.
Tattoos I have mixed feelings about. It's definitely a Gen Z thing to get all tatted up so I don't think that's going away. Personally, some tattoos are interesting to me, but I just hate the really bad ones, that look like they were drawn by a 5th grader.
Sounds like you are trying to justify how the quality of dancers has taken a shit. Its rare to find even a 7/10 much less a 9/10. There is a reason strip clubs use these ads https://nypost.com/2011/11/09/stealth-st… to bring guys in and not ads with this https://www.freepik.com/premium-photo/fa…
RTM im curious what you think of this girl here. Do you consider this to be too big/too fat. I think she looks pretty good
https://tryst.link/escort/shainarae
As for your question, yes I find that to be fat, its fat and there are no 2 ways about it. even clinically that is obesity. The thighs are likely bigger than my torso and I am not a small man.
They know who they are hiring. Like any business or salespeople, if there are lots of girls clamoring over to their SC, then they will obviously pick and choose...
When that doesn't happen: Consider that they might already be stopping a handful of uglies. Who knows they would have stopped a heck of a lot more, fat, gory and even ugly pierced, skin crawling dancers.
They still got to make their "reasonable" quota on the number of girls. Yes, any of us can help reduce the numbers, but as managers, they are also knowledgeable about emotions and dealing with people - They already know...
Did you stop to ask them WHY they are doing what they are doing, Author?