Damn it, now I have to go to a strip club
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I used a particular credit union's ATM that I've never used before. For a $500 withdrawal, it dispensed five c-notes. Fast food and gas stations cannot or will not always break a $100. The door girl who collects covers and asks if you need singles can always spare some fives, tens, or twenties to break a c-note.
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I normally use a CC at gas stations but it pisses be off they won’t accept large bills. Especially at the price of gas. Several years ago I hit a gas station specifically to get gas AND break a big bill before going to the club and they wouldn’t accept it.
-SkiDumb
Funniest thing I've seen are NY bodegas that dispense $5s.
Although, I have to say, I have never had an ATM dispense an incorrect amount. This does not jibe with my paranoia and conspiracy theories, however. So I keep checking.
I do feel sorry for the poor youngsters who can only afford to pull out 20 or 40 bucks at a time and have to pay a $3 fee each time. Do schools teach this day to day stuff any more? Many of us think we were born smart, when in fact, if you think back, somebody was explaining things to us.