Damn it, now I have to go to a strip club

21 comments

• whodey

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  2 months ago

  You could just go into the bank and ask them for smaller bills. But what fun would that be?
• ancientlurker

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  2 months ago

  Wow, I've never seen an ATM in America dispense Benjamins. Nice.
• motorhead

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  2 months ago

  I moved 3 years ago but kept my same bank. The ATM’s I was used to only dispensed twenties but this bank has newer ATM’s where I now live and they give you the option of denominations including 100’s and 50’s. I think it defaults to $50 if you don’t choose a mix.
  
  I normally use a CC at gas stations but it pisses be off they won’t accept large bills. Especially at the price of gas. Several years ago I hit a gas station specifically to get gas AND break a big bill before going to the club and they wouldn’t accept it.
• Mate27

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  2 months ago

  Thanks Biden! Those damn democrats pushed inflation up so high that ATMs now have keep up with the higher use of currency.
  
  -SkiDumb
• shadowcat

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  2 months ago

  That is why I never carry any bills larger than $20's.
• Puddy Tat

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  2 months ago

  Bank of America ATMs let you choose your mix of 10s 20s and 100s.
• Icey

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  2 months ago

  It didn't used to be like that. A cashless society is the ultimate police state strategy to track our every move.
• misterorange

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  2 months ago

  Wish I could find $100 machine. Best I got here is $50. Haven't tried BofA in a long time though. Have to check it out.
• misterorange

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  2 months ago

  First intelligent thing Icey ever said.
• PAWG_Patrol

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  2 months ago

  Any bank ATM should dispense $100s.
  
  Funniest thing I've seen are NY bodegas that dispense $5s.
• rattdog

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  2 months ago

  ^capital one dispenses $5's.
• misterorange

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  2 months ago

  Some PNC machines have singles. Best thing is you don't have to make an excuse for the teller like, "I'm having a garage sale and need to make change."
• skibum609

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  2 months ago

  ATMs give you twenties when republicans control so you can buy $20 worth of goods and hundreds when Democrats are in control so you can buy $20.00 worth of goods.
• Mate27

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  2 months ago

  Lmfao! Gee, that was hard to predict. NOT!! ^^
• minnow

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  2 months ago

  Suncoast Credit Union has options for taking 100's, 20's, and 5's in varying combos. Sometimes they (and others) run out of a particular denomination.
• shailynn

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  2 months ago

  I’ve been at an ATM too often at 11:55PM then withdraw again at 12:05AM to circumvent the daily maximum withdrawal. Almost always because of a bar with friends that didn’t use credit cards, or if they did, you didn’t want to open a tab because it was too busy and who knows what would be charged on your card by the end of the night.
• skibum609

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  2 months ago

  ^^^ Fucking retarded loser, i.e. a progressive.
• sfrsox

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  2 months ago

  @shailynn why are your friends buying drinks and not getting drinks bought by guys?
• shailynn

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  2 months ago

  @sfrsox - I’m a dude, username throws some people off.
• Rightfield

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  2 months ago

  Best thing about ATMs dispensing large bills is that I can tell at a glance I got the correct number of bills.
  
  Although, I have to say, I have never had an ATM dispense an incorrect amount. This does not jibe with my paranoia and conspiracy theories, however. So I keep checking.
  
  I do feel sorry for the poor youngsters who can only afford to pull out 20 or 40 bucks at a time and have to pay a $3 fee each time. Do schools teach this day to day stuff any more? Many of us think we were born smart, when in fact, if you think back, somebody was explaining things to us.
• misterorange

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  2 months ago

  ^^ Rightfield - Several good points there.