whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
Comments by whodey (page 15)
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2 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Dierks Bentley's "Drunk on a Plane" always reminds me of a particularly bad breakup I had. We broke up after nearly 3 years together less than a week before we were supposed to go on a trip together down to Turks and Caicos where I was planning to propose until I found out she was cheating on me.
I sold the ring and still went on the trip without her. I spent most of the trip drunk and partying trying to get her out of my mind. It actually turned out really fun and those 10 days of drunken partyingin the Caribbean turned out to be exactly what I needed.
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2 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
"β I have come not to be served, but to serveβ I thought to myself that many of our own politicians could learn from that statement as well."
He claims he wants to serve the public rather than be served and then has the public pay for a huge ceremony to honor him while being handed gold, jewels and whatever else he desires by a throng of his servants before heading back to his palatial estate. That sounds exactly like American politicians to me.
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2 years ago
docsavage
Indiana
I wait until I find someone else I want dances from. If she's hot I'm not going to leave just because I have to wait a bit, however I'm not going to put my fun on hold until she comes back. I'll get dances from others and if she comes back I'll get dances from her then.
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2 years ago
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
By British tradition a male marrying into the royal family has never been given the title of King when their spouse becomes Queen, they have always been the Prince Consort and typically just refered to as Prince except in official documents. By contrast a woman who marries into the royal family becomes Queen Consort when her husband becomes King. A Prince Consort or Queen Consort can never become the ruling monarch.
The only way to be a true King or Queen is to be born into the royal family and ascend to the throne as the ruling monarch.
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2 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
As far as I know all of the parts of the site that were here when I joined are still functional. I know the photo section, dancer directory and personals sections were not a part of TUSCL back then, I can't remember if there was a search function or not at that time.
As long as the core features (strip club list and reviews) remain I'll stick around. I hope the discussion board stays, but I can see why founder may not want to put up with it at times.
Not sure if it was a stalker, new laws, IT hassles or just founder not being in the mood to deal with the complaints about the sections he removed but if it makes it easier for him to keep the core of the site running smoothly I'm all for it.
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2 years ago
galabad
You can generally expect 2 things from this situation.
1) Chances are she is going to expect financial compensation for her time with you. That could be just a little if she is looking to get lunch and then do some standard dances for you or a lot if she is down to fuck.
2) Young women, especially strippers, can be unpredictable and unreliable at times so the meet up may never happen or at least not as planned.
Of course she could also just be wanting a free ride back to work today once the babysitter gets there and she is looking at you as her new personal chauffeur where the only thing it costs her is some friendly conversation.
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2 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It depends on your personal situation.
If you primarily drive locally and have the ability to charge at home an EV makes a lot of sense.
If you frequently travel long distances (more than a couple hundred miles) or don't have the ability to charge at home they don't make much sense unless you also have a 2nd vehicle. If you frequently have to use public charging like Tesla's supercharger it can be inconvenient and a lot more expensive than charging at home.
If you frequently tow anything I would hold off for a while on an electric truck because the range when towing is not there yet.
Personally what I would be looking for is something like the Chevy Volt was but updated with better battery tech. It had an electric driveline that gave you a limited range and then had a gas engine that would be used as a generator for longer trips. The battery gave you about 50 miles of range and then when the gas generator kicked in it got about 42 mpg. For me that would mean 80% of my driving would be electric only and the 4 days a month where I drive longer distances would be at a decent mpg. If they could upgrade to newer battery tech and get 150-200 miles of ev range and keep the gas generator it would mean that all of my normal driving would be electric only and I would only use gas about twice a year while on longer trips. I would really love to see an electric truck with a range extending fast or diesel generator for towing, electric motors make plenty of torque for towing but it eats the battery too quickly.
As it stands right now I am looking at buying an EV in a couple of years but keeping my truck for towing and for longer drives on vacation once or twice a year.
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2 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Shooting the kid over the you smell thing is excessive. I likely would have shoved him if he kept getting within 6 inches of me like they claim, but I doubt I would have felt threatened enough to shoot him.
The emergency stop on the subway was a worse prank and should've ended up with the kid facing a fine for it, but again stabbing was uncalled for.
The "prank robbery" isn't a prank, it is a felony and that guy got what he deserves. If a stranger is coming at me with a butcher knife I'm not thinking about if it is a prank or not, I'm putting a .40 caliber whole in his chest.
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2 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I love listening to Willie but they really need to rename that place in Cleveland. It hasn't been the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in a long time now. Just call it the Music Hall of Fame and then some of the recent entrants would be more appropriate.
Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton are about as Rock & Roll as Led Zepplin and Metallica are Country.
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2 years ago
Dolfan
What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
I've been to a lot of clubs that you pay someone other than the dancer for all dances but never one that doesn't accept cash when you are paying that person. I have seen some clubs where it is tracked by the person you pay, some that give paper tickets like you would get for a raffle and at least one place that gives the dancer a poker chip like token that they cash out at the end of the night.
I have noticed that the girls at these places are usually more appreciative of cash tips. Not sure if it is just a sense of instant gratification for them since they have cash immediately that way or if it is because that is the only way they make any money that isn't tracked by the club for taxes and tipouts.
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Robinson made sense as a top 10 pick at RB but Gibbs was a heck of a stretch for the 1st round let alone at number 12.
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2 years ago
dickdecker
Pennsylvania
Personally I don't care whether she is enjoying it or just faking it. I'm not paying for her enjoyment so as long as she can at least be convincing when faking it that is just as good to me.
Don't get me wrong, I hope she enjoys it, but that isn't really what I am thinking about at the time. I'm sure you may get slightly better service or a cheaper price on occasion if she really enjoys it, but most of these ladies are focused on how much we are paying them more than how much they enjoy it.
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2 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
It was Phoenix133 that posted about being on Jerry Springer. https://tuscl.net/article/39182
Here in Cincinnati Jerry will always be remembered as the council member who was dumb enough to pay multiple hookers with checks. He paid one of them with a $25 check and one with a $50 check. I wasn't around in 1973/74 so I don't know if that was a good price at the time or not. He avoided a criminal charge by testifying against the brothel owners and getting them shut down.
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I generally don't watch the draft because they have stretched it out too much to sell it as an event, but I do follow along with one of the sports apps on my phone. I'm hoping the Bengals can get some quality guys for the secondary but I don't think their will be anyone that will be a good fit there when they draft late in the 1st. Gonzalez (Oregon) and Witherspoon (Illinois) will likely go in the top 10 and Porter (Penn St) will likely go in the middle of the first round so that would leave Forbes (Miss St) as the best option left and I don't know that he is worth a 1st round pick but could be an option.
The Bengals will more likely go with a TE like Mayer (Notre Dame) or Kincaid (Utah) to fill the need there with someone who can block well and provide a reliable big target in the red zone. They could also go with an O-lineman since that is always a need for us. Maybe we can get lucky and Johnson (Ohio St) or Wright (Tennessee) might be drop down and be available but I doubt it.
I've also seen a few draft boards showing Smith-Njigba (Ohio St) dropping and still available when the Bengals pick. While that would be good because he is an amazing talent, we have one of the best WR corps in the NFL so it isn't a need right now. It would give us a good option down the road though if we can't afford to keep both Higgins and Boyd after the amount we will need to spend on Burrow and Chase soon.
We could also use a RB but other than Robinson (Texas) I don't see any RB worth a 1st round pick and there is no way he falls nearly enough for us to get him.
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2 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
At first I thought shadowcat had been hacked by someone wanting to sell their services to people wanting help starting a strip club.
Nothing wrong with copying and pasting an article like this into the discussion board since it is strip club related. I have voted against this being submitted as an article since that is just somebody's way of trying to get VIP access for a month but that clearly isn't an issue with a discussion board post. I doubt any regular TUSCLers are looking to open a club, but someone who is looking looking to open a club may find TUSCL while doing their market research and could find this useful.
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2 years ago
5footguy
Another option would be to just set up a PayPal account and get one of their debit cards attached to that account. You can even load cash directly onto the PayPal account at various stores if you are worried about a significant other seeing it on a bank statement. I've never heard of a hotel that won't accept a debit card for the room and deposit.
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2 years ago
Muddy
USA
I'm fine with a limit to review titles but I was fine with the old way too. A much as I enjoy Muddy and others writing a great title I can't say that the review title has ever made me read or not read a review about a club I was planning to go to.
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2 years ago
whatevers
New Jersey
You could have just asked if it was a safe area. If it's generally a safe area than it will be a safe area for white guys.
By asking if it is a safe area for white guys I, and most people, take that to mean "As a racist white guy am I going to feel comfortable or are their going to be too many minorities around." Not sure where you were asking about, but if your scared enough to ask it is probably a place that is going to make you uncomfortable. Too bad for you, some of the best times I've ever had in a club were in places like Detroit and East St. Louis that I doubt you would consider "safe areas for white guys" like me.
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2 years ago
blahblahblah23
>:( π§πΌββοΈππΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" π€£
It all depends on the girl and which hair color fits her best. My ATF was a shorter brunette with olive tone skin and when she died her hair blonde it looked terrible on her. My 2nd favorite of all time was a tall slender blonde and the blonde hair, although not natural, fit her overall look wonderfully. There was also a girl who was blonde the whole time I was doing OTC with her and I repeatedly told her I thought she would look better as a redhead since she had pale skin and freckles but she said she hated growing up with red hair and she would never go back. Blonde hair just did not look right on her, but the rest of her body was good enough to overlook the hair color.
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2 years ago
LustGentlemensClub1
Lust Gentlemen's Club - The Hottest Gentlemen's Club / Strip Club in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
I'm confused, if this is a brand new club how are your steaks already "famous" like you claim? Was this a restaurant that has only recently added strippers?
Also, I thought shower shows went out of fashion decades ago. I guess there must still be a subset of customers that enjoy them so I'm glad to see a new club willing to meet whatever demand there may be for these shows. Hell, I'm just glad to hear of a new strip club opening anywhere in the USA after the number of clubs that have closed over the past several years.
Hopefully the girls and dances are hot and if so I'm sure it will be a success. If not I doubt the food and novelty shows will mean much.
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2 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Never had sisters together at the same time but I have done OTC with two strippers that I didn't know were sisters until I went to drop one off at her place and her sister was there and went ballistic.
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2 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I was on a grand jury from January -June of 2020 just as covid hit. In this little rural county when you get selected for the grand jury it is 6 months and you meet every Wednesday for about 6-8 hours each week. For the first couple of months they had us crammed into a little conference room but once covid hit in March they had us setup in a large courtroom with us as spread apart as possible.
Other than that I think I have only been called for Jury duty twice in my life and both times I was dismissed from the jury because I knew the attorneys involved.
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2 years ago
docsavage
Indiana
If it is a club that I haven't been to before I always ask. Sometimes it is before the dance and other times it is during the dance. Part of my reason for asking is common courtesy and part is that a lot of girls will respond better if you ask beforehand and will let you do things that they would raise hell about if you did it without asking.
If it is a club that I am familiar with and the mileage is generally consistent I don't necessarily ask each time for things like touching her ass or books. No matter what club it is I always ask before touching her pussy because even in a high mileage or generally extras friendly club that is something some girls will understandably consider off limits or at least require a certain tip for.
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2 years ago
deboinair
All About the Extras
I usually just go with something like "I don't want to waste your time, but I won't be buying anything from you tonight. I'm in the mood for more of a "insert description of what I'm looking for (spinner, girl next door, MILF or whatever I feel like at the time) type of girl tonight. You'd be better off making money from the other customers right now." Once they know they aren't getting any money from me they tend to leave. If I'm lucky they sometimes provide a recommendation that works out well for me and in those cases I tip them a little for the recommendation.