Comments by hoarker

Incoherent babbling. Thank you public education.

What do they typically pay the house to work per shift?

Yes. If my wife (about to be ex) had been giving me lap dances and regular head, I would have no need for strip clubs.

The ones that openly flirt, write your number on the transaction receipt. No harm there.

Not all hookers are drug riddled junkies. Some are single mothers that are providers that only work a few days a week and make over 150k/yr. I met one who is a 35yo bank manager. She sees maybe 2 guys a week at $450 a pop. She does it because she loves sex.

Illegal use of food stamps? I wonder how that went down?

I think most people put too little stock in extras or mileage. That’s why we have so many clubs where low mileage costs $400/30 min. That said, for example, Portland clubs are low mileage, but you can find very hot girls and $2 beer. When was 20-30, I didn’t know any better. I don’t want to pay $$$ and go home with blue balls. But some people like that shit. Rather than visit nearby clubs, I’ll save my cash and plan a trip to TJ, Texas, or south Florida.

That’s the issue. The whole world is all hell bent because they think puto means fag. FIFA is even going to penalize team Mexico if the fans chant puto at the next game. The literal meaning is male prostitute. When we call someone an asshole, we don’t literally sphincter. We mean dumb ass or fucktard. Same goes hear according to my Mexican friend.

I want the council officer job. I wonder if they have any openings? I would conduct multiple visits. Just to be sure. And then after 20 visits or so, I would offer to provide discretionary services for a fee or complimentary service.

My rating would be a 4 or 5. Way way too thick. I don’t want to be squished.

But the joke is correct. j or root of -1, is use to represent imaginary power VARs (volt amps reactive). Real power is watts. Toasters, light bulbs, electric stoves use watts. Motors require reactive power (VARs).

“I get it, there are no square roots with negative #s....” Wrong. For mathematicians the square root of -1 = i In electrical engineering the root of -1 is j

Niki manaj is annoying.

Try tnaboard.com It’s primarily west coast tho.

Agreed oracle. However, I often see these thick girls stripping and I wonder wtf, but some guys love that shit. God bless them.

I love Cardi B. Especially, her YouTube tax rant. She nailed that.

No, but... Years ago, I was at Colorado bar & grill in Houston. Sat with this hottie I would rate an 8. We sat and drank for about 30 min, all the while she was rubbing mi pito under the table. We did few dances and I suggested a vip room. She said no and said she’s a porn addict. She prefers to watch. She wanted to bring me to her apartment and watch me fuck her roommate. She showed me a pic of her roommate, I was expecting a fugly one. Omg she was a 5’5” cute blonde spinner. I accepted her proposal. Sure enough she laid on the floor with a hitachi while i fucked the daylights out of her goddess friend. Weirdest dam thing.

“Although the younger guys will eventually become good providers.” That’s a howler. Sure, 5% of them might. Agree with randomMember. I will add there are young guys that aren’t afraid of real work. They don’t go to college. They learn a trade, or get into construction. Then in about 10 years, they start their own companies. I have a number of friends in this category. Now they’re worth 10 or 20M. But that was a generation ago. Now, most young guys don’t want to work. Talk to contractors. It’s brutal trying find good young guys to actually work.

Don’t change ur name. You have history now.

If you google HWP, the top of the list is urban dictionary: hwp Literally "height weight proportionate". In fact 'hwp' is an acronym typically used as a euphemism for "overweight or obese, but not morbidly obese".

I set a $ limit before I go to a club. The best way for hot dancer to extract cash from me, is to sit down, be friendly, let me buy her a drink, and start rubbing my unit. We then strike a deal and we’re off. I’m sure there many reasons why someone might decline extras, but I’ve never been inclined to do so, except: 1. Too much $ 2. Already banged one a few minutes earlier. 3. Had too much to drink. As far as stds go, if you’re out in a regular bar and and you have an opportunity to bang a hottie, are you going to say no due to std risk? Hell no, that’s what condoms are for. I’ve had enough blue balls for one lifetime already in clubs and in the real world.

Good one Ohio!

A couple veteran clubbers once told me the best times for negotiating with strippers are the 4th & 19th of every month. Rent & car payment 4 days late respectively. I’ve found this to true.

I was at DD in March. You won’t regret it. Also I had good success at booby trap in Pompano. Not quite the selection as DD.

Phatboy, why did you seek advice? Now you’ve posted that you are going to do the complete opposite of what everyone has recommended. If their is any hope of a future with this girl, you seem determined to nuke it. You are your worst enemy.