Heimlich or?

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TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties, and quickly gives her ass a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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galiziabob.sabbatical
7 years ago
Hahaha
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Lol! That’s great! Very fucking funny!
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4got2wipe
7 years ago
My takeaway from the joke: rimjobs = life saving!

Many here scoff at my advice. But evidence that rimjobs should change their minds. Now all I need to do is convince others that dachshunds = brilliant! ;)
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hoarker
7 years ago
Good one Ohio!
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VeryBigDawg
7 years ago
lol! more!!!
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