Comments by Dacandyman (page 2)

Maybe the guy should get a doggie cone put aroun his dick to remind him what head he should think with

Pretty scary rod8432. Im all about the ass but toilet paper breaks the fantasy. Alucard is prolly right but the gorilla ass is funny

Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris

No problem for me

Copying reviews is not cool. Im new to this and dont live close to good clubs. I tried to put thought into the review I wrote and will do that in the future. But it was nice that it was easy to start. If the system was hard ppl might just use other review sites

Funny on shadowcat. But at least she prolly did not have a gorilla leg under the cast. If this was a shaving accident she might have a gorilla ass

Shaving accident?? Did she look lik a girl that had to shave her ass?? Im not sure I want a dance from a stripper that need to shave her ass

The Jizzy Bean

Right on bigtuna. What has two thums and likes blow jobs?? This guy

I like some of the serious threads and the funny ones. I like the fried tuna stuff. What are you gonna do with the fried tuna my BigTuna1?

Oooopsie. I meant dookie. iPad autocorrect. I write better with it bur it sometimes messes up

For me it was a cookie in the urinal

When I was in Chicago I saw a store named Dong Won. I wonder if that is like the Chinese Don Wan. But with a big dong.

I only care if the girls are hot. If the club gave free candy that would be cool tho. But I'm not with 3LeggedMan cause I care about the bathroom. I would never crap in a strip club but I might consider jacking it in the stall if the girls aren't dirty enuf. Or if their rly dirty maybe do it in the stall with me. That would be coll cause we could eat candy after if I could bring in my twizlers.

I don't get DoctorPhil comment. I'm cool with dykes tho. I rly lik the if they are hot and willing to let me join in after watching a little while. Just thinking about this makes me wanna jerk it.

I don't know about oracle cause i don't read comic books but I liked the chick who played Supergirl in Smallville. I jacked off to her a lot. Of course, I was just finishing high school so I jacked off a lot. To pretty much anything. I also jack of a lot right now. Now that I have an iPad i watch porno even more than I used to. I even watch it when I sit on the can. Do u know any good superhero porno. I'd like to eat some candy and jack off to superheroes. Cool. The iPad autocorrect when I misspelled superheroes. Gotta go jack it now

This stuff is rly cool. I like the egg story. I'd have ate it tho cause i can sometimes be pretty out there.

I jus jacked it into my jelly beans. I say it every time I make jizzy beans. Pretty cool

I have never done it but it would be funny. I dressed in my x girlfriends miniskirt once and it was fun. She said i overstuffed her bra. I did cause her tits were too small. But she had a rly tight pussy.

Maybe I will have to pay. I just posted my first review so I will see what the 4 weeks is like. I hope u guys like my review when it comes online. I rly tried to describe the place well. As well as I could.

An LoveLucky1 if ur real and I don't think u are would u show me my cum after I jizz in ur moth and then swallow?? If ur a girl and do give blow jobs in the club that would be cool.

Alucard do u like it when the girl shows u you cum?? I rly like that.

This is worse than jizzy beans. Gross but funny.

And don't be homophobic. Alucard is right.

This post is too long and I don't like the white power ppl on this board. Mrsystem2 still has a white power avatar. I have been listening to NPR in the mornings about civil rights and saying this white power bullshit is just as bad as the hateful ppl in the sixties. Don't hate