Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, and a Porsche. All of them lived up to their names except for Porsche-She looked like a Porsche but performed like a Yugo. Maybe she was a 914 model. Anybody ever hear if some other names? Maybe a GMC out there(BBW)?
Dancers Named After Cars
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I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.
You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!
Vega
Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.
Nova
One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."
Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.
Was her last name Mulva?
Shelb, that was her real name
I meant Shelby
I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.
Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.
Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...
It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.
I once knew a dancer named Fantasy
Some girl should call herself "Hummer"
I just met a Chevelle Saturday.
I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.
What? No Escort's?
Fiat
Saturn
I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.
I drive an Avalon right now.
Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.
If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?
Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris
How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.
As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.
As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.
I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.
I met a Cougar named Capri once.
hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat
I know one named Harley
@Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?
I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)
If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.
Vulva?