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Dancers Named After Cars

Aug 26, 2013, 6:55 AM
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SlickSpic

Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, and a Porsche. All of them lived up to their names except for Porsche-She looked like a Porsche but performed like a Yugo. Maybe she was a 914 model. Anybody ever hear if some other names? Maybe a GMC out there(BBW)?

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Dougster

Vulva?

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clevelandbrowns69

I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.

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samsung1

You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!

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Clubber

Vega

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shadowcat

Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.

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mikeya02

Nova

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SuperDude

One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."

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Dougster

Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.

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SlickSpic

Was her last name Mulva?

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crazyjoe

Shelb, that was her real name

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crazyjoe

I meant Shelby

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Alucard

I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.

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shadowcat

Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.

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deogol

Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...

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Alucard

It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.

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motorhead

I once knew a dancer named Fantasy

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mikeya02

Some girl should call herself "Hummer"

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shadowcat

I just met a Chevelle Saturday.

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SuperDude

I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.

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shadowcat

What? No Escort's?

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BigTuna1

Fiat

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motorhead

Saturn

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Ermita_Nights

I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.

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tumblingdice

I drive an Avalon right now.

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aventador750

Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.

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SlickSpic

If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?

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Dacandyman

Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris

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Clubber

How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.

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SlickSpic

As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.

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Corvus

As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.

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Dain

I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.

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SlickSpic

I met a Cougar named Capri once.

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rell

hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat

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crazyjoe

I know one named Harley

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SlickSpic

@Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?

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Estafador

I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)

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SlickSpic

If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.

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