Dancers Named After Cars

SlickSpic
Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, and a Porsche. All of them lived up to their names except for Porsche-She looked like a Porsche but performed like a Yugo. Maybe she was a 914 model. Anybody ever hear if some other names? Maybe a GMC out there(BBW)?

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Dougster
11 years ago
Vulva?
clevelandbrowns69
11 years ago
I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.
samsung1
11 years ago
You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!
Clubber
11 years ago
Vega
shadowcat
11 years ago
Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.
mikeya02
11 years ago
Nova
SuperDude
11 years ago
One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."
Dougster
11 years ago
Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Was her last name Mulva?
crazyjoe
11 years ago
Shelb, that was her real name
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I meant Shelby
Alucard
11 years ago
I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.
shadowcat
11 years ago
Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.
deogol
11 years ago
Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...
Alucard
11 years ago
It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.
motorhead
11 years ago
I once knew a dancer named Fantasy
mikeya02
11 years ago
Some girl should call herself "Hummer"
shadowcat
11 years ago
I just met a Chevelle Saturday.
SuperDude
11 years ago
I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.
shadowcat
11 years ago
What? No Escort's?
BigTuna1
11 years ago
Fiat
motorhead
11 years ago
Saturn
Ermita_Nights
11 years ago
I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.
tumblingdice
11 years ago
I drive an Avalon right now.
aventador750
11 years ago
Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?
Dacandyman
11 years ago
Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris
Clubber
11 years ago
How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.
Corvus
11 years ago
As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.
Dain
11 years ago
I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
I met a Cougar named Capri once.
rell
11 years ago
hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat
crazyjoe
11 years ago
I know one named Harley
SlickSpic
11 years ago
@Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?
Estafador
11 years ago
I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)
SlickSpic
11 years ago
If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.
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