Dancers Named After Cars

Vulva?

I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.

You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!

Vega

Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.

Nova

One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."

Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.

Was her last name Mulva?

Shelb, that was her real name

I meant Shelby

I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.

Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.

Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...

It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.

I once knew a dancer named Fantasy

Some girl should call herself "Hummer"

I just met a Chevelle Saturday.

I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.

What? No Escort's?

Fiat

Saturn

I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.

I drive an Avalon right now.

Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.

If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?

Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris

How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.

As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.

As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.

I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.

I met a Cougar named Capri once.

hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat

I know one named Harley

@Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?

I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)

If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.