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Dancers Named After Cars

Monday, August 26, 2013 6:55 AM
Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, and a Porsche. All of them lived up to their names except for Porsche-She looked like a Porsche but performed like a Yugo. Maybe she was a 914 model. Anybody ever hear if some other names? Maybe a GMC out there(BBW)?

37 comments

  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    Vulva?
  • clevelandbrowns69
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    11 years ago
    I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.
  • samsung1
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    11 years ago
    You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    Vega
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.
  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    Nova
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."
  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    Was her last name Mulva?
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    Shelb, that was her real name
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    I meant Shelby
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.
  • deogol
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    11 years ago
    Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...
  • Alucard
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    11 years ago
    It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    I once knew a dancer named Fantasy
  • mikeya02
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    11 years ago
    Some girl should call herself "Hummer"
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    I just met a Chevelle Saturday.
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    What? No Escort's?
  • BigTuna1
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    11 years ago
    Fiat
  • motorhead
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    11 years ago
    Saturn
  • Ermita_Nights
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    11 years ago
    I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.
  • tumblingdice
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    11 years ago
    I drive an Avalon right now.
  • aventador750
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    11 years ago
    Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?
  • Dacandyman
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    11 years ago
    Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris
  • Clubber
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    11 years ago
    How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.
  • Corvus
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    11 years ago
    As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.
  • Dain
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    11 years ago
    I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    I met a Cougar named Capri once.
  • rell
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    11 years ago
    hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat
  • crazyjoe
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    11 years ago
    I know one named Harley
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    @Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?
  • Estafador
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    11 years ago
    I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)
  • SlickSpic
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    11 years ago
    If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.
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