Good morning to one and all. I know that I ain't the only degenerate here that has noticed that lots of ladies like to name themselves after cars. I've gotten dances from a Maserati, a Lexus, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, and a Porsche. All of them lived up to their names except for Porsche-She looked like a Porsche but performed like a Yugo. Maybe she was a 914 model. Anybody ever hear if some other names? Maybe a GMC out there(BBW)?
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last commentVulva?
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I am waiting to see a "Tesla" - this car has been outselling the other luxury car brands in CA's luxury car market.
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You won't see too many of those foreign car stripper names in Detroit!
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Vega
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Whenever one of them introduces themselves to me, I tell them that my name is Ford.
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Nova
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One dancer I met was so lame she should have used the name "Edsel."
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Sorry "vulva" is a stripper part named after a car. Have yet to meet one with that actual name.
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Was her last name Mulva?
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Shelb, that was her real name
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I meant Shelby
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I prefer Dancers to use their REAL 1st names.
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Alucard - That is not always a good idea. I know one who's real name is Oignita.
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Plus it mixes up reality with fantasy...
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It is a good Idea to me. A Club is NOT a fantasy. And I'm not engaging in a fantasy when I am there.
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I once knew a dancer named Fantasy
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Some girl should call herself "Hummer"
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I just met a Chevelle Saturday.
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I have met Electra, Escalade, Puma, Lotus and Regency.
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What? No Escort's?
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Fiat
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Saturn
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I met a Kia once, but I don't think she was named after the car.
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I drive an Avalon right now.
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Lexus, porshe & Mercedes are the names I have heard. I have always seen a trend that the dancers with a car/ brand name were never attractive.
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If a dancer was named Prius, would she give great mileage or would she be a self-righteous asshole?
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Maybe a rly cheap dancer coul go by yaris
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How about one named Yak? Opal? Or a male dancer could be Packard.
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As long as we don't have to deal with a dancer named The Thing.
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As long as I don't run across an F-350. I like 'em slim.
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I once used the pseudonym Ram. Unfotrunately, I met a dancer named Dodge.
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I met a Cougar named Capri once.
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hmm im waiting for a girl to name herself Fiat
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I know one named Harley
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@Crazy Joe-Speaking of bikes, remember the Asian pornstar, Suzy Suzuki?
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I'm still waiting for a german stripper (or american) named Bavarian (Bayerische)
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If I was a male dancer, I'd go by El Dorado.
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