Comments by pineconepartyliquor

Off the top of my head... Genesis, Poison are two I have heard

You moron, you don't fuck a girl when she has a log on deck, hanging in the bay doors. You make sure that shit is cleaned out. Ever seen anal in a porno? There isn't a bunch of shit on the guys dick afterwards and there isn't doody shooting out the sides of her ass hole as he pumps away at that gaping butt hole. Now that's not to say that you don't run the risk of possibly encountering a little peanut butter on your popsicle stick once in a while. Its all about the timing. And when the time is right, the ass is tight and its gonna be a great night! And the dog comparison.... well that's just silly. But I do find it amusing when they pick up their back legs and use their front legs to scoot their itchy butt hole on the grass.

Jerkison says: "Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why?" Because its there you fool. Why not stick your dick in there? And believe it or not, some girls like to get fucked in the ass. You also forgot the arm-pit, nothing like a good ole bag-piping. Unlike you, I think that just about every guy here is probably quite secure in their sexuality. Your fear and disgust of anything to do with the ass only indicates that you are so scared that you might be gay that its best not to tempt yourself with that brown starfish. But like you said, its a slippery slope..... you probably don't even dog a chick for fear that you might accidentally slip it in the ass and....BOOM! You're gay! And god forbid while you are back there, you happen to catch a glimpse of that brown ballon knot...EEEEWWWW!

So no strippers, can I have whores? And everyone knows Anthony Kim is a big partier and a drunk. He could still play golf for fun, just not competitively. And he never made it on the PGA tour anyway.

2 hours in VIP and how much did this cost you?

^^^ ....Says the king of calling people faggots

Stanhope rules. ime, are you an o & a fan? errr ... should I say o and j fan now?

I have been manscaping for a few years now and, yes strippers and most women do appreciate that, especially ones that like to lick balls and suck dick.... And eat ass. I expect a girl to have zero pubic hair, so why not do the same for them? Plus skin on skin contact feels the best.

Alright Jerkison, we get it, your a big manly man and no woman can go near your ass or your nipples and if you allow that it makes you gay. Its a black or white issue for you. I've been getting my ass licked by girls for nearly 20 years now and at no point have I ever desired to be fucked with a dildo or anything else. I do not expect that to change.

^^^I forgot about the booty slap! Hate that stupid shit... And I hate it when a skinny white girl with no ass tries to twerk. Always reminds me of a dog humping the air. Actually I love that move.... makes me laugh every time I see it.

Laura. In a tent, on a farm in rural Vermont, while I was on acid.

"Okay, well nipple play on a guy is gay. But asshole licking on a guy is excessively gay" So getting your ass eaten by a girl is excessively gay? Then I'll be a giant gay homo......

I'm with you Papi. I hate the aggressive shit. My personal least favorite move is the bouncing. Really any sort of fast movement or aggressive fast grinding pisses me off. If its my first LS with a girl, I tell them no bouncing and no fast movements. They get one warning and I'm out.

an albino? For real? I would probably do it just to be able to say I did it.....

anyone who says they don't like having their ass hole licked has never had their ass hole licked.

All time silliest stripper name I have ever heard.....Peanut Butter

I dont think its happening for the broncos this year..... Prater suspended 4 games, now the soft-headed Welker gets 4 games for doing the molly, no Eric Decker to pick up the slack....its not looking good for Denver. Even if they do make the playoffs, the playoff choke artist Peyton Manning will surely blow it once again.

I probably have not been to as many cities as some of you may have, but there is no way that any city could be much looser when it comes to ITC and OTC everything than El Paso, TX. Maybe its because I am a younger white guy in a largely mexican town where most white guys are drunk obnoxious military, or whatever the deal is, but I have gotten more action there than all other cities combined. You can get away with a lot in Philly too if you go to the right places. As for Nevada, aside from the brothels (and I am speaking specifically about Las Vegas), I have never gotten very far ITC and OTC those bitches want way too much money.....

I had a long time GF that loved hers sucked and bitten and pinched and one night she tried it on me and .......Hell yes, I love that shit. I have one stripper that will suck em and bite em, as hard as I ask her too. The next day, they are sore and it reminds me of the experience the night before. Sometimes if I cant cum then a few tweaks and bites on the nipple always gets the job done....

Thanks for sharing, but this story is not very interesting and does not really resemble a soap opera, particularly on the stripper level...... It started out strong having all the makings of some good SS drama but ended pretty lame.....

I have taken about 10-12 strippers out for food at various times (before work, after work, before and after OTC and so on...) Only one of them ever wanted to go to a nice restaurant. All the rest requested fast food. A few of them wanted what they considered "fine dining" in the form of Applebees, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, and two of them actually requested Hooters. One of my favorite girls always wanted to go to McDonalds or Taco Cabana, we would always hit the drive through. For whatever reason, she would crawl across the console of my truck, on top of me and stick her head out the window to order her food instead of letting me order it. Another one always has to make all these pain in the ass special requests and then sit there at the window and inspect all the food to make sure they got the order right. Another thing I noticed.... Hispanic girls love muenster cheese but they call it monster cheese, that one never gets old haha.....