review comment
2 years ago
Went here last week; not my first visit. It's still a worn-out place with old stools, old tables, an old concrete floor and old, occasionally smelly couches upstairs where they have a 5 cut-song for $60 deal. There are more expensive options available. Whoever owns this place now has put NO money into it for far too many years. You can't even get local sports teams on TV because despite 10 TV's they won't pay for it. Yet another sign of clueless management. (The mom and pop bar across the street gets Cubs, Sox, Bulls etc...) The bar has 3 stages but rarely are all 3 occupied at the same time because the girls don't make much at this place, hence few dancers in off hours. Nights are somewhat better. Girls don't undress on stage and are only topless upstairs. No nude.
As for the girls, still lots of frumpy 20 year olds whose personality generally starts and stops with "wanna dance?". The key here is to try the older dancers. They know how to talk, and how to skirt the draconian rules upstairs if they want to but extras are uncommon at this club. The older dancers are the main attraction. I got every dance this visit from an older suicide blond Polish giri; when you get a rare hit it's stupid to play the field and I had no desire to let her go for a 'possible maybe'. The good dancers don't cruise the floor often so if you don't grab one when you can you'll either settle for a frump or not get dances. There were 1-2 others that caught my eye but maybe next time?
As long as you know what to expect, you can have a great time for little money. Oh, and get in for free if you visit their site and do the cell phone routine. It's criminal to pay the $20 cover here.
discussion comment
5 years ago
I've done both as others have also indicated. The last time a dancer "chose" me (i.e. went way beyond the 'wanna dance?' question, we had a 3 month wild affair that ended badly but was still worth it. But beyond that, if a fuglys asks, I say no, no point in wasting money. But if I see a hottie I like, all it takes is a smile and eye contact and you're good to go. Thing is, you have to jump because these girls are in higher demand and you may not get another chance. Naturally, some are still awful dancers, but that's true for the ones that come up to you as well.
I wouldn't set a rule...some of my best dancer relationships today were not my type to begin with but turned out to be pretty amazing.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Such laws would be declared unconstitutional in that they're vague if we had a proper SC; not saying the current court would rule otherwise but I think these days politics supersede actual law.
If I take a prostitute home, am I committing an illegal act? What if I drop her off at a customer's house? Is he even a customer before she's paid? This is a very slippery slope; I'm sure TUSCL members can imagine very vague circumstances that are subject to interpretation, and the Constitution says laws must be clear.
discussion comment
6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Italian cars are notorious for having narrow oil passages. It's imperative to have the oil and water temps up before revving in to the upper ranges or you'll have oil starvation. But like other cars, warming up at idle is harmful as you dilute the oil, so you need to drive around the block a few times in a mid gear and low revs.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Reminds me of college; I went to a top 5 national college. I took a graduate coure as an undergrad and the prof. was a rather attractive MILF who actually impressed me even more with her mind. She had publshed several books. I started her class more to the back of the room but rapidly moved to the front.
I wrote a rather unusual paper on symbolic thought with dogs, and she asked me to stay late to talk. I got 2 grades: an A and an F on this paper which was a little confusing to me...and scary! We had a meeting in her office. She said the paper was a B+ because while it raised interesting issues, I didn't prove my thesis as effecvtively as an A grade requires. I was like... 'Okay, well can I have a B+?' and she said I'd get an A if I fucked the crap out of her.
I got an A+ fora final grade.
Okay Nicole, who the fuck are you really? Anyone can write shit.
discussion comment
6 years ago
I paid for the sushi but the sex was free. I don't pay dancers for sex any more.
discussion comment
6 years ago
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CristobalI give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
OMG a rookie in Hong Kong. Talk about Christiantothe lions...
I treat every dancer as if she's a regular: I respect she making a living but I also will not stand for abject ignorance when she knows I'm an easy mark because I like her. Let the other PLs tip your girl, as long as she shows appropirate reciprocation for your $$$.
BTW, if this were an OTC regular different rules apply.If you're going to fuck her after her shift, I don't care so much if I'm temporarily ignored. That's where I'm at now in fact...I'm taking her to a hotel so ITC shit with other PL's is of no concern to me.
discussion comment
6 years ago
I'm surprised you know the street value of chloroform.
discussion comment
6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
I sure hope these people are not the only thing keeping us safe from nuclear war...
discussion comment
6 years ago
If I like a dancer, I just tell her. Tips always help of course.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Rappers and mimes are both fair game.
discussion comment
6 years ago
I've heard most Islandic women are frigid.
discussion comment
6 years ago
No. I like my women one at a time.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Rap sucks; I shed no tears. Long live rock and roll!
discussion comment
6 years ago
Another reason we need to stop worshipping our military.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Sounds like a touch of communism... the government choosing which businesses are allowed or not allowed.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Ha! One of my regulars (whom I'm not seeing OTC) has been pestering me a lot lately; I would take her up on it but I'm already dating a dancer and I'm quite happy to leave it at that.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Nicole is my ex wife.
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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
An old g/f also said she was allergic to latex, so we always fucked BB. I'm snipped so it was no big deal.
discussion comment
6 years ago
There's always a "Bambi" at my club. I think it's a really common dancer name.
discussion comment
6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
You guys have high standards; I find her quirkiness very attractive, and she's rather pretty in a non-dancer way.
discussion comment
6 years ago
I never go to the club my dancer g/f works at when she's dancing. She needs to do her thing without me watching.
discussion comment
6 years ago
Ha! A friend sent me this link yesterday. Pretty funny!
discussion comment
6 years ago
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LiwetIf she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
American born Asians are bananas: Yellow on the outside and white on the inside.
discussion comment
6 years ago
EROB: My car is a 1972, and I have never even once got anything but compliments. Vintage cars bring out the best in strangers! Even the $400k Lamborghini owners give me compliments. OTOH, a (say) 2010 Ferrari California (entry level exotic) is just another penis car and they often get negativity from the unwashed masses. I like all Ferraris myself but some more than others. I would never scorn even a cheap one.