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ATACdawg, Bro, there has always been a funky smell in SJG’s mom’s basement for as long as I can remember. It is so bad…

^^^ That’s some scary shit, bro. Looks like I did a good thing by refusing the delivery.

- Bro!

Bros, while I was babysitting SJG, this bro knocked on the door. I answered and saw it was a delivery bro. He had a…

Papi, bro, you’ve got very good taste

- Bro!

nicespice, babe, I am a 100% certified meathead while crazyjoe is a 100% certified shitter destroyer. As you can see, babe, there is a…

I combined brother with Joe. How cool is that, bros?

Bros, last night I was at the club and I was on my way to a VIP room with a stripper. She told me…

^ She has some good advice for you, bro

Bro, I assume you’ve got an Android device since you’re asking for Google apps. This app…

Bros, SJG is still mad because he got a taste of my manly mojo

- Bro!

Bros, one time while I was babysitting SJG, I took him to a strip club. While we were there, I took a stripper to…

Best suggestion you’ve ever made, Bro

Hell yeah, bros! I’d fuck her brains out!

- Bro!

*wish

You are right Shadowcat, Bro. Unfortunately, when SJG did this, it turned out he was commando. That is a sight I was I could…

Bros, SJG did this just the other night right after he asked the girl on stage for a front room makeout session. He was…

Bros, I’ve participated in many of these male amateur contests, and I’ve won a few of them.

I’m booking a flight to Detroit right now,…

Bro, that is a piece of equipment you find at some gyms. You build up strength by climbing it, Bro. Except I’m not allowed…

SJG Bro,

I may be overpaid and under-qualified, but no one else will babysit you, Bro. You know it’s bad when all the legitimate babysitters…

Bros,

I was on my way to meet one of my OTC bitches when I got a call from SJG’s mom to see if I’d…

I certainly would, bros!

I dig chick that have a muscular pussy

SJG, Bro!

This is what happened that one night I took you to the club while your mom paid me $100 to babysit you because…

Clif Bars, bro!

Bros, it is my fault San Jose Guy has been going around fucking goats.

Yo see bros, I live right next door to San Jose…